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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Pretty funny, but I'm not sure vering into realism at this point is appropriate.

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

I would watch tonight's debate, but I've decided that shaving my head with a cheese grater is something I'd rather be doing.

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

As somebody said, it’s going to probably be two guys at opposite ends of the bar talking past each other.

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Biden: Debate Prep; Trump: Debase Prep

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Judging by Biden’s primary debates I expect he’ll be stronger in the first 45 minutes and fade somewhat in the home stretch, but it probably won’t matter because by the 1 hour mark I expect Trump to be reduced to Lovecraftian gibberish: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

That Baron Harkonnen image is just perfect β€”

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Just a heads up, Bret Stephens is now actively ripping off Brother Rod’s reader letters!

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Pretty accurate but Lewandoski not drunk enough.

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Now this has the Trump dialogue that I feel is closer to the real Donnie than Roy's usual (not so say that's not entertaining, enjoyable, but I like a pinch more verisimilitude, whatever that means; I don't do big words).

What I don't understand, yet enjoy, is why Bannon is in a cloud floating around. But Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―.

As for the debate tonight, my big question is whether Donnie manages to get through speaking only in complete sentences. And I expect him to announce the availability of Trump Covid Vaccine(R), available starting Wednesday. A very fine vaccine, the best, endorsed by Ivanka. What does one have to lose?

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Stefan doesn't understand that the DeMolays are Masonic, not Catholic, and so soon will be banned.

The outlawing of Freemasonry will actually be of benefit, maybe, as it might activate some of its older genes right when we'll need them. Heinlein, in his left-wing days, came up with that notion, and made it a little-noted feature of "Revolt in 2100" (I don't recall if it's in "If This Goes Onβ€”", the original novella).

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

I'd as soon stick an icepick in my forehead as watch the debate. Not gonna do it. What fucking farce.

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Sep 29, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Bravo. It's like a graphic novel. The only discordant note is the baby seal thing. As evidenced by Trump's occasional "God blesh the United Shtaysh" his lower denture just isn't up to gouging a live animal without some problem. I'm guessing that Lewandoski, Meadows, Miller, or one of the Goons have to fetch it from the carcasses for him whenever Bannon calls for the sacrifice. Otherwise, the whole thing is as plainly realistic as a Reader's Digest "I Am Joe's Liver" article.

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Serendipity! Frozen Hot Chocolate! This script has it all!

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I assume the camera is at an angle after the cut.

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This scene has the feel of a Ralph Steadman drawing.

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