LMAO. If Dershowitz had been doing a bit during the Chotiner interview and decided to deliberately sound like the biggest entitled and arrogant crybaby possible, he couldn’t have nailed that persona more accurately.
It’s been said many times, but when Isaac Chotiner calls you for an interview, you don’t just decline the interview and leave it at that. You change your name, have plastic surgery, and move off the grid. It’s the only way to be sure, lol.
Ah, Chotiner interviewing Dersh. It’s everything you imagine it to be. The whining, the self-aggrandizement and the gentle questioning that leads Dersh into the big reveal: he was defending the Constitution, not Trump, when he testified at the second impeachment trial! And now Larry David thinks he’s a piece of shit, that same Larry David who in real life is just like the character he plays on “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Truly Dersh is the most abused person in Nantucket (insert your own limerick here).
He should just accept his pre-printed subpoena in advance, and beat the usual "Trump lawyer" rush. (Is there a Four Seasons Landscaping on Martha's Vineyard?)
I was expecting Trump to try to get Isaac Chotiner's address from Dershowitz, in case maybe he had talent for the stuff his dad used to do, you know it's genetic with some of those people?
I can really see Trump doing that: a positive quality of his—bound-up very tightly with his negative ones—is that his lack of understanding of limits lets him come-up with ideas no-one else could or would, usually for very good reasons, but.
In his second administration, the first thing Trump will do is get the mechanisms of his power fixed.
He didn't pay any attention to the levers of power early enough in his first administration. He rather naively assumed that since every political appointee in the executive branch serves at his pleasure, they actually would hop to if he needed them to follow orders. He didn't actually need them to do anything for him until 11/4/20, because he has no abiding interest in public policy, but by that time that he needed them to keep him in office, it was too late. He was already a lame duck, and there was not going to be any hopping to across any Rubicon for the losing cause of a lame duck.
He learned from that experience, and we can expect that he will fix the levers of presidential power from day one if he is allowed back in the office. He won't imagine that he has the luxury of worrying at all about getting the damn bubbler fixed until after he's got all his law enforcement, intelligence, and military assets fixed to work properly at keeping him in power no matter what they have to do to combat whatever fraud the D/RINO/Deep State conspiracy might throw at him.
I like how your portrayal of Trump updates to include the latest Jan. 6 Committee revelations. "These people will kill for me, so you'd better stay on my good side or they'll kill you" is a pretty fair summary of the Trump we got from Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony.
There are texts between people in the White House discussing who gets what roles in the Trump dictatorship. Someone wanted to purge the Army. Someone wanted to be in charge of the internment camps. People discussed firing squads and who would be shot first.
Now, I haven't seen these texts. I don't have the certainty of having read them personally. But I have no doubt they exist b/c that was all in the actual f'ing plan from at least year 2.
Not that this wasn't fun, but I believe Trump summers at Bedminster, his golf course in NJ. He has also pissed off a bunch of 9/11 families by hosting a Saudi-backed LIV golf tour event at Bedminster. His response to criticism is to tell the players to take the money, now.
LMAO. If Dershowitz had been doing a bit during the Chotiner interview and decided to deliberately sound like the biggest entitled and arrogant crybaby possible, he couldn’t have nailed that persona more accurately.
It’s been said many times, but when Isaac Chotiner calls you for an interview, you don’t just decline the interview and leave it at that. You change your name, have plastic surgery, and move off the grid. It’s the only way to be sure, lol.
Ah, Chotiner interviewing Dersh. It’s everything you imagine it to be. The whining, the self-aggrandizement and the gentle questioning that leads Dersh into the big reveal: he was defending the Constitution, not Trump, when he testified at the second impeachment trial! And now Larry David thinks he’s a piece of shit, that same Larry David who in real life is just like the character he plays on “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Truly Dersh is the most abused person in Nantucket (insert your own limerick here).
That's some dark shit right there-
Great stuff Roy!
Whenever I see anyone in a relaxed candid photo with Jeff Epstein I assume they just got a handjob from a 13 year old.
He should just accept his pre-printed subpoena in advance, and beat the usual "Trump lawyer" rush. (Is there a Four Seasons Landscaping on Martha's Vineyard?)
Anent my proposal for further inflection upon "pearl-clutching," I would like to go one step further to add "cancelcultured-pearl-clutching."
Doesn't really roll of the tongue but it does ROFL...
I was expecting Trump to try to get Isaac Chotiner's address from Dershowitz, in case maybe he had talent for the stuff his dad used to do, you know it's genetic with some of those people?
I can really see Trump doing that: a positive quality of his—bound-up very tightly with his negative ones—is that his lack of understanding of limits lets him come-up with ideas no-one else could or would, usually for very good reasons, but.
In his second administration, the first thing Trump will do is get the mechanisms of his power fixed.
He didn't pay any attention to the levers of power early enough in his first administration. He rather naively assumed that since every political appointee in the executive branch serves at his pleasure, they actually would hop to if he needed them to follow orders. He didn't actually need them to do anything for him until 11/4/20, because he has no abiding interest in public policy, but by that time that he needed them to keep him in office, it was too late. He was already a lame duck, and there was not going to be any hopping to across any Rubicon for the losing cause of a lame duck.
He learned from that experience, and we can expect that he will fix the levers of presidential power from day one if he is allowed back in the office. He won't imagine that he has the luxury of worrying at all about getting the damn bubbler fixed until after he's got all his law enforcement, intelligence, and military assets fixed to work properly at keeping him in power no matter what they have to do to combat whatever fraud the D/RINO/Deep State conspiracy might throw at him.
I like how your portrayal of Trump updates to include the latest Jan. 6 Committee revelations. "These people will kill for me, so you'd better stay on my good side or they'll kill you" is a pretty fair summary of the Trump we got from Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony.
There are texts between people in the White House discussing who gets what roles in the Trump dictatorship. Someone wanted to purge the Army. Someone wanted to be in charge of the internment camps. People discussed firing squads and who would be shot first.
Now, I haven't seen these texts. I don't have the certainty of having read them personally. But I have no doubt they exist b/c that was all in the actual f'ing plan from at least year 2.
Not that this wasn't fun, but I believe Trump summers at Bedminster, his golf course in NJ. He has also pissed off a bunch of 9/11 families by hosting a Saudi-backed LIV golf tour event at Bedminster. His response to criticism is to tell the players to take the money, now.
Wow, if you go by number of comments, we rather stress than enjoy the power of cheap laughs.
Or maybe we have a huge number of secret Dersh lovers here…