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Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

Love the addition of the knock-off Resolute Desk, lol.

I don’t know, I think Ramaswamy has only a slightly better chance of being picked as Trump’s Veep than I do. The MAGAts think he’s a Muslim because of course they do, and he has some of the strongest “shove me into a locker” energy I’ve ever seen any adult man possess. I think Trump knows there’s only room for one crazy man on the ticket and he’ll want his Veep to serve as his anchor.

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Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

Oh... my... god...

This was epic... brilliant...

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THAT"S ENTERTAINMENT!!

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Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

Sorry, Roy, but you lost when Trump didn't call him "Wannasalami" in the first graph.

I sometimes wonder How Trump manages to ever sit down given all the noses stuffed up his ass. Ramaswamy, Stefanik, Johnson (all the Johnsons!), Boebert and Greene. So many noses!

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Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

Never mix your Adderall and Trump’s formula! Time for a midazolam drip at the ER for Vivek.

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Jan 17·edited Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

Terrible thought of the day: Trump regaining the presidency isn't bad enough on it's own, it would also mean a decent chance of Stefanik or whoever eventually tarnishing the office.

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Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

After snorting tRump's Formula, I imagine "Avivek" sounding like the Ajax snorting woman in Cheech and Chong...

An Indian friend ("Indjah Indian, not woo-woo Indian) says "Vivek" means "bright, intelligent", and Avivek is the negation of that.

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Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

“He still on drugs? [Pause] Not a deal-breaker, but can he handle his shit?” Great kicker. Won’t read anything better today.

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Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

"an untucked Stefano Ricci medallion print silk dress shirt, a blue Brioni cashmere sport jacket"

had me wondering if the shirttails extended below the hem of the jacket

but

"blue Riomar Deck Drivers"

had me running to the internets to check 'em out, and I gotta say, the boss's craft is blossoming. I mean, building an entire website with astonishingly embarrassing shoes, just to entertain us – that is a pro move, my friends.

2 marks!

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Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

Vivek will never be VP, but I’m sure if he grovels hard and long enough, Trump will nominate him to be an ambassador of some “shit-hole” country like Afghanistan or Pakistan. Trump’s words, not mine!...:)

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Jan 17·edited Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

Hehe, as they say. Vivek putting on airs as a "head," too dumb to realize he can't handle a reckless snoot-full of the formula.

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Finally, one of these with a happy ending. And Beefsteak Charlie's! That takes me back--particularly to a time when, with our youthful irreverence, we referred to it as Tube Steak Charlie's.

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Jan 17Liked by Roy Edroso

Fun! Iowa Republicans didn't like Vivek's name, his skin color or his connection to 9/11!?! (Iowa: where public education has been circling the drain since the days of Governor Robert D Ray.)

Mark Lamont Hill did a video about the veep sweepstakes and he thinks Trump will choose Ben Carson. It's an interesting take.

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"an eagle, stars and banners, two girls in bikinis, and the words TRUMP 2024."

These girls need to be silver outline seated trucker mudflap girls.

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"then suddenly flies backwards about eight feet and shakes his head like a dog trying to dry its fur"

I'm envisioning birds, corkscrews,and Saturns orbiting his head.

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Oh, you sounded a bit younger than that. But I had already gotten through college and settled in at the USPS before Braindead. Peace.

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