GOP rapid response fields a tough one

The raped 10-year-old who had to leave Ohio for an abortion is real? Conference!

Editor’s note: The Columbus Dispatch reported Wednesday, a day after this editorial was published, that a Columbus, Ohio, man has been charged with the rape of a 10-year-old Ohio girl who traveled to Indiana for an abortion. The Dispatch reports that Columbus police were made aware of the pregnancy through a referral to local child services by the girl’s mother on June 22, though no public confirmation of the referral or arrest was reported until the Dispatch story on July 13. – The Wall Street Journal, tidying up after their “An Abortion Story Too Good to Confirm” editorial, one on several from rightwing outlets dismissing the story because it makes draconian anti-abortion laws look bad.

The arrest of that guy who raped the little girl proves the Republican Party is Tough on Crime. Rapes are wholly attributable to lax woke Democrat defund-the-police policies which demoralize our proud boys in blue to the point where they no longer stop rapes as they did in the days of our forefathers (who, we remind you, never said a word about making abortion legal in the Constitution).

Plus Democrats are into sex, which rape is, and being into sex leads to rape, especially with the gender tranny madness Democrats are into, which leads to trannies raping Your Daughters by using the wrong bathroom, which is how most rapes happen as you can tell by the outrage. Thus the “hard cases” that make our loving pro-life policies look monstrous are caused by Democrat crime and sex and rape, and if you turn total control of government to us (or we seize it) you will see an end to rape like Texas Governor Greg Abbott promised and thus all abortion prevention will be non-monstrous if you don’t count the sluts locked in pre-emptive birthing pens and why would you because they’re sluts.

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We had to assume the Democrats lied about the little raped girl because Democrats lie all the time. Like when they claimed Trump supporters vandalized this guy’s house and camper and it was proven fake. Oops, that was the other way around. (Let’s use it anyway, no one checks. – Ed.) But there’s a lot of them we have in a list I’ll find after the meeting. OK, Jussie Smollett! Jussie Smollett is a big liar fraud, and he’s black, what does that tell you? Jussie Smollett! And what about the lies the court sort of said were told against American hero Johnny Depp by Amber Heard, that whore. Probably a friend of Jussie Smollett!

Speaking of whores, we bet a lot of women of every age, shape, and size who claim they were raped were not really — in fact this podcaster I heard said it was all of them, he said he read it in a study. Look at Amber Heard, you know if it’s not all of them it’s pretty close. So it’s a cinch all or nearly all women who say they want abortions because they were raped or incested or their lives are in danger are lying to get an abortion, which, further, goes to show what whores they all are because they want abortions like they were Coach bags, in fact I read somewhere this abortionist was giving out Coach bags if you got an abortion, and one woman got a whole set of luggage because she was going to have quintuplets, disgusting. Even the little girl might be lying because let me tell you they start that shit early, we’ll see in the trial, I bet when they start digging into her background she’ll change her tune. Jussie Smollett!

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Lunch break!