Have a holly jolly hardcore

A branded Hardcore outlet shows how it's done

OMG it’s almost That Holiday On Which We Libtards Make War! And yet the ogres who grind the mills of Hardcore — by which we mean, as all late-night real-people REBID cognoscenti know, the ragebait emails sent to your senile relatives with links to rightwing garbage sites — are busy as ever; I’ve been getting tons of emails with headlines like “The Camera Just Caught Joe Biden Doing One Creepy Thing” (“On the holiday a photo emerged of a deranged-looking Biden leering through the window of a restaurant as two young girls took a selfie” — he’s not even looking at the girls in the anodyne photo, but Pedo Biden is rightwing gospel) and “DEMOCRATS JUST REVEALED THIS SINISTER PLAN TO DESTROY ELON MUSK” (i.e., “Musk said Tuesday that top Democrats launched a ‘coordinated’ attack against him” yeah that guy’s always saying shit).

One thing that’s relatively new, though, is I’ve been getting a bunch of these emails with semipro header art, indicating they are associated with some kind of Hardcore brand. You can see one for “Rants of Izzo” at the top of this email (the Bugs Bunny screencap, however, is my own commentary).