I have a friend who says, not only can she not see a movie in which a dog dies, but she can't see a movie in which someone SAYS, "The dog died." I won't be alerting her to this.
I could place a quote from one of these brilliant tragicomic one-acts next to one taken directly from one of Trump's speeches/press conferences (the al-Baghdadi announcement is especially piquant) and anyone unlucky enough to be unfamiliar with the writings of our reverb motherfuckin' bard would not be able to tell which one was true.
It’s very early here and I had to remind myself I wasn’t reading something in TPM
[slow clap] Bravo. I completely lost it when Mulvaney calmly said “I think we have enough photos, guys.”
Here's hoping Conan and Moral Hazard can get together and compare notes.
Should I just assume he kicks the corpse feebly as I thought he would, or is he still too scared?
OMG, as the kids say. Honestly, with these closet dramas you have the makings of a book.
I have a friend who says, not only can she not see a movie in which a dog dies, but she can't see a movie in which someone SAYS, "The dog died." I won't be alerting her to this.
I could place a quote from one of these brilliant tragicomic one-acts next to one taken directly from one of Trump's speeches/press conferences (the al-Baghdadi announcement is especially piquant) and anyone unlucky enough to be unfamiliar with the writings of our reverb motherfuckin' bard would not be able to tell which one was true.
This is straight screwball perfection:
I want to be known for my accomplishments.
You are, muffin!