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Whenever I see Bannon, I remember Breitbart himself, and then wonder if they didn't both sell their souls to some bloodsucking golden artifact like in that movie Cronos. As like the sacrifice one makes for diabolical power

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I just love that image of Herr Bannon floating around in that floaty suit.

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Bannonzeppelin

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Led Bannon.

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The Dread Zeppelin!

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were much more fun than Steve Bannon could dream of being

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Bannon Harkonen is right about the press playing right along with Trump's bullshit. All the media is reporting about Trump's executive orders, when the reality is that Trump issued ONE executive order that's unenforceable, and everything else is just memos. It's like claiming my grocery list now makes it the law of the land that everyone must eat Raisin Bran.

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It will all be forgotten when college football collectively cancels the 2020 season this week.

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Wait, we're now all required to eat Raisin Bran? Damn you, the Democrats will never be able to respond effectively.

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They must respond regularly. A no-shit response will not do!

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Just don’t make me think of Jared as Feyd...

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Ivanka is Feyd. Circling Paul with a handbag, shouting, "This is by Fendi! It is such a wonderful achievement for women to be in the arena! FENDI!"

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OK, but A.O.C. has to be Chani.

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Lolz, Widdle Ben Shapiro got caught as the creator of that scam "Antifa" recruitment page. Turns out he left all sorts of identifying metadata in the source code...

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Now I'm seeing folks saying that it was a troll who put Shapiro's info in the source code to spam his inbox. Uncertain what's really going on

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False flag!! I didn't do it! Someone faked my data!

[learns Trump really liked it]

Oh, well, just my small contribution to sniffing out possible domestic terra-ists, you know.

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MILLER: Hey, I feel kind of excited.

KUSHNER: Excited like how?

MILLER: Like my senses are super sharp.

KUSHNER: Me too!

MILLER: You know what it is!

KUSHNER: Yeah, all that cocaine!

MILLER: Cocaine? I thought it was the idea that we’d killed a man.

That's for sure (I think - don't sue me) how they get high.

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Brilliant. Best part:

"Show the Jews with the blacks and the blacks with the Jews! Ocasio-Cortez! Maxine Waters! Al Sharpton! Newman from Seinfeld! SOROS! They’re all starving the white Christian babies! With intent to sodomize! They’re all stabbing the Founders in the back!"

It's the next Jon McNaughton painting! Maybe with Trump hovering in the sky shooting thunderbolts from his short fingers -- he just shot Wolf Blitzer!

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Bannon as Barron Harkonen is perfect!

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Does the director's cut have a little immigrant boy getting his heart plug pulled out?

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