Part XVIII: In Which We Learn That The Safety And Security Of The Republic Depends On Worldwide Access To John Podesta's Risotto Recipes And The Destruction Of A (Non-existent) Child Procurement Ring Run From The Basement Of A Nondescript DC Pizza Chain, But The Presence In The White House Of A Q-Anon Believing Pastry Chef (With Access To God-Knows-What Chemicals) Is A-OK
Is William Frederick Sommer IV related to Chatsworth T. Osborne Jr., whose mother was often heard to say "Oh, Chatsworth, you're such a nasty boy..." ?
Wait wait WAIT. This pinhead's idea is that you can only criticize a person's political beliefs if you have less education and money than that person? Uh... I think we need a new policy whereby Princeton et al can revoke degrees if proof surfaces they were awarded in error.
Well, either that or if you're a conservative, as they can be simultaneously rich and a Regular Working Joe. Ask Reagan (if you have a Ouija board and can find him in Hell.)
I treasure the moments when I'm not sure whether I'm reading a right-wing Republican or a proto-Zhdanovite writer from a 1934 number of the "Daily Worker" or "New Masses".
I suppose the Qanon gingerbread house is where the Witch Hillary shoves the little children into the oven after the pedophiles are done with them.
Part XVIII: In Which We Learn That The Safety And Security Of The Republic Depends On Worldwide Access To John Podesta's Risotto Recipes And The Destruction Of A (Non-existent) Child Procurement Ring Run From The Basement Of A Nondescript DC Pizza Chain, But The Presence In The White House Of A Q-Anon Believing Pastry Chef (With Access To God-Knows-What Chemicals) Is A-OK
In a world gone mad, the one-eyed man is also insane and, yet, many follow him as a king.
Have they found the Yellow Sign?
Merde-a-Lardo is the "Winter White House", just to clarify, and Comet Ping Pong makes pretty decent pizza though not the best in the city for sure.
isn't actually the weekend White House, as often as the President goes there?
Is William Frederick Sommer IV related to Chatsworth T. Osborne Jr., whose mother was often heard to say "Oh, Chatsworth, you're such a nasty boy..." ?
Excitable boy, they all said.
only a lad, he's our responsibility, perhaps a little bit confused
Tosspot.
what do you have against Matthew and Julia's first-born son?
Am I supposed to be reading this and hearing Natalie Wynn's voice? 'Cause I am and it's all the better.
You made me look her up. Ugh! Like my life wasn't already full of madness.
Wait wait WAIT. This pinhead's idea is that you can only criticize a person's political beliefs if you have less education and money than that person? Uh... I think we need a new policy whereby Princeton et al can revoke degrees if proof surfaces they were awarded in error.
Matthew Schmutz.
I agree, only I think they'd try to take mine...
Well, either that or if you're a conservative, as they can be simultaneously rich and a Regular Working Joe. Ask Reagan (if you have a Ouija board and can find him in Hell.)
Thank you, I love you Roy. Elitists of the world unite!
I treasure the moments when I'm not sure whether I'm reading a right-wing Republican or a proto-Zhdanovite writer from a 1934 number of the "Daily Worker" or "New Masses".