LOL, first-rate. The only change I'd make is Alito should tear off his judicial robes to reveal a giant hot dog costume while loudly declaring they were all trying to find the guy who did this. And maybe Kavanaugh should be drinking a beer.
Frequently, the satire's so good that I mistake it for the real thing.
But today's is not satire but, like, verbatim, yeah? The tell is Alito's admission that he leaked. Everyone knows the leak came from his chambers -- that is, by him or at his request 😉 -- ditto the reasoning he gave for leaking it.
So today's post can't be a satire but a verbatim document Roy somehow obtained. Surely by now, after decades of work in the field he must have some deep state sources or deep state actors on whose behalf he runs stuff like today's post. Surely his high quality mockery of FPOTUS and his emulators serves deep state interests...?
Now I really want to see Ginni “I don’t discuss the issues with my spouse” Thomas, dressed like Catwoman, attempt a cartwheel! Somehow I don’t think she’s very agile and it (and she) would go down exactly as Roy described.
"this is Justice Sam – Cyrus Esposito, a new Justice on the Supreme Court, now I’m absolutely brand new, just got here this morning, they snuck me in the back, so you have never heard of me but look here"
Do you want court packing? Because this is how you get court packing!
Also, "Hijinks at the High Court" was right there...
Roy, you've got it all wrong with Alito, the Chief Justice (all rise) has already said, based on No Evidence Whatsoever, that this was a "misguided act of protest" (translation: "The 'Rican did it.")
I appreciate most how the sequence shifts from one movie genre to genre, with Marsha as the only one not playing along. Pure "How to Comedy 201." Brava!
LOL, first-rate. The only change I'd make is Alito should tear off his judicial robes to reveal a giant hot dog costume while loudly declaring they were all trying to find the guy who did this. And maybe Kavanaugh should be drinking a beer.
I have awaited this report since I saw the update from the Court.
Cheers, Roy.
SOTOMAYOR: [Quietly] We’re on a live feed with Miss Grace Taylor’s American Government class at Crispus Attucks High School in Racine, Wisconsin.
"Quietly" is the operative strategy of the WEAPONIZED FEDERAL STATE!
" ask the Puerto Rican "
OUCH
"Cat burglar pose"
Ha-
I know exactly what that is!
This is hilarious- thanks!
Frequently, the satire's so good that I mistake it for the real thing.
But today's is not satire but, like, verbatim, yeah? The tell is Alito's admission that he leaked. Everyone knows the leak came from his chambers -- that is, by him or at his request 😉 -- ditto the reasoning he gave for leaking it.
So today's post can't be a satire but a verbatim document Roy somehow obtained. Surely by now, after decades of work in the field he must have some deep state sources or deep state actors on whose behalf he runs stuff like today's post. Surely his high quality mockery of FPOTUS and his emulators serves deep state interests...?
Now I really want to see Ginni “I don’t discuss the issues with my spouse” Thomas, dressed like Catwoman, attempt a cartwheel! Somehow I don’t think she’s very agile and it (and she) would go down exactly as Roy described.
"this is Justice Sam – Cyrus Esposito, a new Justice on the Supreme Court, now I’m absolutely brand new, just got here this morning, they snuck me in the back, so you have never heard of me but look here"
Do you want court packing? Because this is how you get court packing!
Also, "Hijinks at the High Court" was right there...
I was taken by the report that none of the Justices were questioned under oath. That speaks volumes to how guilty they are.
I see this on the Lifetime Network, a lady-lawyer show called "Marshal's Law." Roy, have your people call mine.
Roy, you've got it all wrong with Alito, the Chief Justice (all rise) has already said, based on No Evidence Whatsoever, that this was a "misguided act of protest" (translation: "The 'Rican did it.")
I appreciate most how the sequence shifts from one movie genre to genre, with Marsha as the only one not playing along. Pure "How to Comedy 201." Brava!
Ginni trying a cartwheel is an image too horrible to contemplate.
Can we look forwrard to a sequel with Roberts, Kagan, and Barrett?
Roy's best satirical column. So far.
I don't buy it. There's no way Ginni Thomas is that demure and dignified.
Effin brill. Bunuel, Lynch, Roy! I just hope that in the film, Ginny sounds like she's adding unnecessary apostrophes.