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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Simone Biles lacks grit. She gave up. All this and more from guys who would end up bawling like toddlers if they had to spend even a single day committed to the physical and mental regimen an athlete like Biles spends a lifetime doing.

I'm also, well, amused isn't the right word, but noting that the same people who have been loudly yelling "AMERICA FIRST!!!!" for the last 6 years while humping flags and proclaiming their True Love for America are simply ecstatic when American athletes lose because they do not agree with the political views of those athletes.

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or got sexually assaulted like Biles did by Larry Nasser

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As a clumsy, uncoordinated fat guy myself, I'd just like to say that even though I have little interest in sports, at least I respect the talents of athletes, who do things I could never do and make sacrifices I'd never be willing to make. If Simone Biles is taking a break from the showbiz meat grinder, whether temporary or permanent, then good for her. I wish her all the happiness in the world.

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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Absolutely true, and the denial of reality itself in favor of one’s own narcissistic view of “how the world SHOULD be” is such a key part of it. I thought about this in relation to the 1/6 testimony yesterday and Elise Stefanik’s remarks that NANCY PELOSI bears responsibility for 1/6. It’s really all variations of the same thing and comes from the same place: I could compete for an Olympic medal if I wanted to, I can say Trump won the election if that was my preferred outcome, I can blame the victims of 1/6 instead of the perpetrators if I agree with the politics of the perps and hate the victims. Facts be damned, reality be damned.

It’s like conservativism has become some kind of collective Walter Mitty fantasy, if Mitty was a racist fascist. And if Mitty believed his fantasy of how the world should work was in fact the reality.

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But there are two kinds of conservatives: those in, working for, or running for office; and the voters. To the former, the Walter Mitty fantasy is just business--you have to say stupid, horrible shit because that's what the voters want. To the latter, yes, it's not only create-your-own-adventure, but create-your-own-reality. That's why the office holders are vaccinated, even if their constituents aren't.

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So I guess that makes the latter group the Walter Mehtys, then?

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"conservatism these days is little more than an inflated self-opinion and a mean streak"

Nailed it.

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I nominate this for the 21st Century update to "A collection of irritable mental gestures."

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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I dunno. Conservatives’ dissing of Biles is of course bad — well, kind of disgusting — but really bothers me is the media’s sense of entitlement to a right to abuse athletes.

Biles is still the GOAT and to say she earned the right to make her call is an obscene understatement.

But query: As a profoundly defective human being, I cannot begin to hazard a guess but how common is it that people overestimate themselves? Obviously, it’s related to self-confidence (with which I have minimal experience) but how common is it that people go from that into overconfidence, delusion, etc.?

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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I'm no more qualified than those guys about sports, but didn't she take herself out so that a bad performance wouldn't drag down the team?

Interestingly, NPR's show The Hidden Brain a few days ago was about the phenomenon of choking. The brain can only handle so much at once. Pressure or other distractions can overload the circuits that handle the deep memory of the learned activity vs the circuits that handle current input. (Oversimplified metaphor) My amateur guess is that Biles has learned coping mechanisms for the stress of her career but just hit a wall where she couldn't any more.

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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I'm a baseball fan; there have been pitchers who forget how to pitch (Steve Blass, Rick Ankiel), fielders who forget how to field (Steve Sax, Chuck Knoblauch), or players who break down (Jim Eisenreich, and the granddaddy of them all, Jimmy Piersall). Some organizations handled it better than others, but Americans were generally sympathetic.

Why this can't be extended to Ms. Biles has I think more to do with White Male Entitlement than people realize.

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What’s your stance on “Feh?”

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It has the advantage of Yiddish!

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Meh Kamph.

Nice.

My goto fantasy since last year when confronted with any anti - LGBTQ etc. bullshit involves Megan Rapinoe, the perpetrator and several balletic spin kicks upside some stupid heads.* Pretty satisfying. I'm sure I can work something up with Simone and that asshole Matt Walsh or some dickhead with three names.

* This works particularly well with Charlie Kirk's freakishly oversize noggin.(Some say it's not that his head is abnormally large- his facial features are the size of a 6 year olds so it looks that way. )

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Kirk really is like the featured character in some Stephen King story.

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Chester Gould drew his picture 80 years ago.

https://www.shonborn.net/archives/6707

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Kirk looks like if Donnie Osmond's jealous, unfamous cousin swerved off the road and hit a bee's nest in a Pinto and the swelling never went down.

He's better-looking than D'Souza though. D'Souza looks like a mole morphed by an evil wizard into humanish form to carry out menial tasks around the tower. Every time I see a photo of D'Souza, I think wow, this guy's got some nerve leaving the house. You almost have to admire his courage.

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"weak people like Simone Biles"

Holy shit. As I told Twitter, Mr. Vestal Virgin here annoyed that his gladiator slave thinks she's free.

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Yeah, this one really stuck in my craw, as the kids say. I try to imagine the person who would say this and all I can come up with is a person who completely fails to imagine other people. Or one who rationalizes it away as "Pshaw, she worked to become a public figure, so this is what she signed up for, and all it means is my persona talks about her persona -- it has nothing to do with either of us as actual people with lived experience. And everyone knows that, even the dopes whose eyeballs pay my bills." I dunno. Or maybe he was raised by a savage tyrant and is obsessed with any sign of weakness in himself? I really tried to imagine the person who'd say "weak people like Simone Biles," anyway. And I just got sad. He's probably part lunatic, part liar, justifying all the cruelty and ignorance he can, and we seem to have an oversupply of such people. I really on days like today wish the internet did not exist, because I would prefer to have no idea such people are so common. I wish I had a joke about it, but... honestly, I wouldn't be upset if Charlie Kirk died in a fire. I mean it would probably be a Reichstag Fire lit by Ben Shapiro, so it would lead to bigger problems. But at first I wouldn't be upset.

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Shapiro & Kirk have made a career bawling & throwing themselves onto the pitch because the world doesn't love catering to their whims.

The Biles response is to be expected: white fans feel they are entitled to Black bodies, to be the measure of Black achievement, to be recipient & beneficiary of Black joy &Black expression, to demand these people break themselves & destroy their bodies to satisfy their thirst for entertainment.

There's a word for this, I just can't seem to remember it...

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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Osaka got this kind of shit from sports writers who couldn’t compose a thank you note without autocorrect. As you noted, The Donald was the epitome of the undeserved sense of accomplishment; and when he had Dr. Birx praising his phenomenal grasp of science the process reached a meta level not seen since The Sun King.

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At some point Dunning-Kruger syndrome went from being a kind of background cultural problem in the US to the defining feature of American culture. I'm convinced 80% of the content of your basic local newspaper is conservatives complaining about the world. And most of those complaints take the form of people without a clue certain they know way more than they possibly could about politics and economics and history and oxygen and gravity.

And as a result we get the grotesque spectacle of clowns getting handed a microphone so they can make fun of a legend.

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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I'm old, and one of the main differences between reality in my youth and now is that, back then, you were not subjected to a non-stop, 24/7 barrage of -opinions-. You could go out of your way to read a few -opinion- journals like National Review or the Nation, but with no talk radio to speak of yet, no cable yak shows, no Fox news and certainly no Internet, there wasn't an entire fucking industry trying to tell you what you should think about anything and everything. Sure, Americans have always been as opinionated as they are ignorant, and barrooms resounded with all kinds of views, nutty or sane. But without the shrieking bullshit of a Sean Hannity or a Federalist web page to tell them what to think, they were at least more organic, if not actually informed.

Nowadays, being surfeited with opinions, no matter how vile, but completely devoid of talent or knowledge, is practically a job requirement. Lucky us, "opinionated asshole" is now a profession.

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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Right on. There's about ten thousand times as much opinion-having as we actually need (or at least that's my opinion, man.)

Years ago, I got a print subscription to the New Republic (forgive me, I was young and didn't know any better). I cancelled it after a few months, the pressure of having people tell me, ONCE A WEEK, what to think about stuff was too much. Compare that to what we're subjected to today, and it seems quaint.

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I remember finding the original radio version of Crossfire on the radio, in DC, Summer 1979. "Wow", I thought, "people just arguing on the radio! How cool and interesting!" I'M SORRY OK

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For those who don't know: that was Pat Buchanan vs Tom Braden, ex-CIA, on the left I guess?

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It's not like the actual left ever gets a seat at the table, either could have represented the left

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Crow T Robot in MST3K’s “Bride of the Monster” episode: “There are more and more trends every day, and it’s critical that we all know about them and react.”

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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

"Conservatism these days is little more than an inflated self-opinion and a mean streak." Quotable quote right there.

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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Ever notice how like 98% of the content that right-wing writers generate is based on something they saw on TV?

Want to write for a lefty print publication, expect to spend a month living with migrant farmworkers or on the picket line with coal miners in Alabama. Want to write for a right-wing publication, never need to leave your couch.

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Yes, and why? Because all wingnut commentary consists of whining, complaints, and criticism. They have nothing constructive or helpful to offer. And how could they? The facts, history, science, economics, and reality are against them. All they can fight back with are cliches (Freedom (TM); Opportunity (TM); Personal Responsibility (TM); etc.), all of which they ignore or betray as rank hypocrites when it serves their pursuit of power. And that's it. That's conservatism, embodied now in its most debased form ever, the GOP.

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But let's be fair, if you want to offer constructive or helpful responses to our problems, who's going to carry out these constructive and helpful ideas? THE GOVERNMENT?

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This is my peeve, and I'm going to keep petting it: ALL of the shit we see coming out of the Republican party today derives from basic, rock-ribbed Republican conservatism: Desperate to make a life in politics, absolutely zero interest in government. Leaves a lot of time on your hands to fill with dangerous nonsense.

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I resemble that remark! Say, maybe I'm a centrist -- wait til I tell the Washington Post!

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You're a centrist because you DO leave your couch--to go to the kitchen, e.g.

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Jul 28, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

"we’re going to have to slap the meh out of their mouths"

Yep

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