Andrew's really worked so hard and done so much to give this movement a photographic woodgrain veneer of intellectual respectability that he really ought to be rewarded, perhaps with a series of Babe Ruth-like nicknames. You know, "The Caliph of Calipers" or "The Burgermeister of Skull Bumps" to go along with the traditional "Maharajah of Milky Loads".
As someone at LGM pointed out yesterday, Texas is the only political entity to secede TWICE in order to allow its White citizens to own Black people as chattel slaves. Texas broke off from Mexico when Mexico outlawed slavery, and sided with the treason states when it looked like America was heading the same way.
But take comfort in the fact that Texas, lead by ignorant and aggressive yahoos, selects the textbooks that the majority of American students use in school.
"Texas, lead by ignorant and aggressive yahoos" is basically all of America these days. At least California basically sets the admissions standards for the country, useless as that is at this point in our environmental degradation.
A lot of people complain about New Yorkers begin arrogant and obnoxious but I think Texans are worse. New York can at least back up it's braggadocious-ness. Texas is where it is at because of oil. Without it they are just a collection of the worse traits of Mississippi, Oklahoma, and New Mexico.
Any lingering myths about Texas were permanently destroyed when they let a bunch of their people freeze to death, all because they didn't want to be on the same power grid as the rest of us.
Shouldn't "scholars" in that first paragraph also have scare quotes? After all, it's not as if we were talking about real scholars such as Heather Mac Donald & Patrick Buchanan.
Them prebirthed gonna need a robust census tho – otherwise what'r they good for? And if they gets counted, does that mean we gotta let'em vote too? This is more complicated than I thought...
If RWers wanted to press the Palestinian/AfAm analogy as an excuse of/justification for oppression, apartheid, & brutality, they could probably get most centrist Libs to sign off on it. If they haven't already, that is...
I was just thinking yesterday that what with our own unresolved issues with race on the policy level, maybe we can't be a credible broker for resolving the Israel/Palestine Mini Me replica of our own hate-supporting system. Saying that, my opinion there is ever shifting albeit within a narrow range.
No! Say it isn't so! I thought the reason the Americans struck back against the Nazis and Apartheid South Africa because they thought they were being made fun of, and you know it's not nice to tease America! How dare you burn our precious flaaag!
Even better for Roy that he's on Substack where a large segment of people who would take this literally and upvote it enthusiastically already hang out. He don't need no stinkin' newsletter!
They will be taught that "the science" justifies their over-representation in jails and prisons and under-representation in the wealth of America, and that there's nothing to be done about it. But they can still celebrate the accomplishment of the special few of their race that have overcome these limitations, like Michael Jordan!
They'll be taught what they're taught now: white Xtn exceptionalism, white saviorism, & then shown "Hamilton" as if that steaming pile of liberal shit has any educational value at all & makes it all okay
"So-called Slavery" indeed: >>Tim Sutton, another commissioner at the time, declared his pride in his Confederate heritage. “I am not ashamed of my great-grandfather,” he said. “He did what he did. It is my understanding that when he died, from Sarah, my grandmother, that some guys on the farm, you can call them slaves if you want to, but I would just call them workers, that they raised a good bit of my family. When the time came, my great-grandmother gave them land. I am not going to be a part of an assault on logic, an assault on the history of this country and the heritage of this area and this country. Not going to do it.”<< https://www.propublica.org/article/small-town-battle-for-racial-justice-confronts-bloody-past-uncertain-future
Plus, if you give reparations to black people for unpaid wages, are you going to give reparations to white people for unpaid rent? Seems to me it was a fair exchange, given the context of the time.
Shorter Texas Legislature, and new daily oral exercise: "White men are the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human beings I'll ever know in my life."
The people within those states are free to leave any time. "Love It Or Leave It". But they do not get to take the soil and water and all the other things that make up the place. That stays here in America.
Was Andrew Sullivan a consultant in the drafting of this new curriculum?
New Texas state motto: “A Caliper in Every Classroom.”
Now that's what I call good science!
Andrew's really worked so hard and done so much to give this movement a photographic woodgrain veneer of intellectual respectability that he really ought to be rewarded, perhaps with a series of Babe Ruth-like nicknames. You know, "The Caliph of Calipers" or "The Burgermeister of Skull Bumps" to go along with the traditional "Maharajah of Milky Loads".
The Frenetic Phrenologist, the Babe Ruth of Bad Racist Takes
As someone at LGM pointed out yesterday, Texas is the only political entity to secede TWICE in order to allow its White citizens to own Black people as chattel slaves. Texas broke off from Mexico when Mexico outlawed slavery, and sided with the treason states when it looked like America was heading the same way.
But take comfort in the fact that Texas, lead by ignorant and aggressive yahoos, selects the textbooks that the majority of American students use in school.
"Texas, lead by ignorant and aggressive yahoos" is basically all of America these days. At least California basically sets the admissions standards for the country, useless as that is at this point in our environmental degradation.
A lot of people complain about New Yorkers begin arrogant and obnoxious but I think Texans are worse. New York can at least back up it's braggadocious-ness. Texas is where it is at because of oil. Without it they are just a collection of the worse traits of Mississippi, Oklahoma, and New Mexico.
Any lingering myths about Texas were permanently destroyed when they let a bunch of their people freeze to death, all because they didn't want to be on the same power grid as the rest of us.
Oh, man, not attacking conservative bullshit with facts!? That's so unfair.
That's a fact.
"In America you get food to eat
Won't have to run through the jungle
And scuff up your feet
You just sing about Jesus and drink wine all day
It's great to be an American"
-Randy Newman
Does anything sum up America better in the 2020s than scare quotes around "murder" as it relates to George Floyd?
Probably not.
Shouldn't "scholars" in that first paragraph also have scare quotes? After all, it's not as if we were talking about real scholars such as Heather Mac Donald & Patrick Buchanan.
Can’t wait for the modules on Prebirth Texan Citizenship and The Second Amendment and You.
"He came shootin' out the womb" no longer denotes a problem-free delivery.
Them prebirthed gonna need a robust census tho – otherwise what'r they good for? And if they gets counted, does that mean we gotta let'em vote too? This is more complicated than I thought...
If RWers wanted to press the Palestinian/AfAm analogy as an excuse of/justification for oppression, apartheid, & brutality, they could probably get most centrist Libs to sign off on it. If they haven't already, that is...
I was just thinking yesterday that what with our own unresolved issues with race on the policy level, maybe we can't be a credible broker for resolving the Israel/Palestine Mini Me replica of our own hate-supporting system. Saying that, my opinion there is ever shifting albeit within a narrow range.
No! Say it isn't so! I thought the reason the Americans struck back against the Nazis and Apartheid South Africa because they thought they were being made fun of, and you know it's not nice to tease America! How dare you burn our precious flaaag!
We sold them the weapons to replace the ones they just dropped on Gaza, so no, we can't.
There's yer problem – get rid 'a that automatic transmission and put that 4 back on the floor! Shift fer yerself!
Man, I'm really losing it with advanced age. I cannot tell whether this is a parody or not.
I'm leaning to an actual document because I don't believe what with the day job, Roy possibly had the time to write something this detailed.
Roy is so good that racists will read this and want to sign up for his newsletter.
Even better for Roy that he's on Substack where a large segment of people who would take this literally and upvote it enthusiastically already hang out. He don't need no stinkin' newsletter!
Why did Texas join the Union in the first place? Extra points if you answered "bankrupt".
For this excellent work, you will be taken in the wee hours and indentured into a teaching position. Assume the position! Teach them kids something!
What ever will they teach the black students? Or will they all be expelled, imprisoned or “segregated” for educational heresy?
Well, that seems racist. Obviously, the Black kids need to learn about how slavery was an honorable profession too. All that work in the outdoors,
You know what? I can't. I'm starting to think pre-clearance should have extended *way* beyond voting laws.
They will be taught that "the science" justifies their over-representation in jails and prisons and under-representation in the wealth of America, and that there's nothing to be done about it. But they can still celebrate the accomplishment of the special few of their race that have overcome these limitations, like Michael Jordan!
They'll be taught what they're taught now: white Xtn exceptionalism, white saviorism, & then shown "Hamilton" as if that steaming pile of liberal shit has any educational value at all & makes it all okay
Suggested topics for people of color:
Black privilege.
The Real Racists
Why everybody, regardless of race, creed, or color, should be able to use the n-word.
"Texas: Where Everything Is 'Slavery', But Slavery"
"So-called Slavery" indeed: >>Tim Sutton, another commissioner at the time, declared his pride in his Confederate heritage. “I am not ashamed of my great-grandfather,” he said. “He did what he did. It is my understanding that when he died, from Sarah, my grandmother, that some guys on the farm, you can call them slaves if you want to, but I would just call them workers, that they raised a good bit of my family. When the time came, my great-grandmother gave them land. I am not going to be a part of an assault on logic, an assault on the history of this country and the heritage of this area and this country. Not going to do it.”<< https://www.propublica.org/article/small-town-battle-for-racial-justice-confronts-bloody-past-uncertain-future
Plus, if you give reparations to black people for unpaid wages, are you going to give reparations to white people for unpaid rent? Seems to me it was a fair exchange, given the context of the time.
Brilliant. It's satire, right?
Shorter Texas Legislature, and new daily oral exercise: "White men are the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human beings I'll ever know in my life."
Unit One (2 weeks): "Karen or Chad: Slurs of Our Day"
"Karen: Experts Debate Whether It's Worse Than the N-Word or Only Just as Bad"
Periodic reminder that the holiday known as "Juneteenth" was first celebrated in Texas. http://juneteenth.com/history.htm
This is erasure, and is intentional.
"In May 2016, the Texas GOP narrowly rejected bringing a resolution for secession to a floor vote at the 2016 Texas Republican Convention."
Imagine how much better the country would be if Texas seceded in 2016, or better yet, during the Republic of Texas years in the 90s.
I'm all for Texas and the rest of America-haters secede. Of course, they can't afford to give up the handouts fro Washington.
The people within those states are free to leave any time. "Love It Or Leave It". But they do not get to take the soil and water and all the other things that make up the place. That stays here in America.
You seem to suggest a distinction between communists and folk singers. Surely that was just a slip on your part.