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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Nicely done, but I haven't seen evidence that Pence is that smart.

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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

It would actually be incredibly funny if Pence, who his colleagues referred to as Mike Dense when he was in Congress, was in reality a Machiavellian mastermind. Playing the loooong game, lol.

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this must be Mr edroso using AI. makes pence seem too human. and intelligent.

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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Sorry Roy, it lacks the usual verisimilitude. Where’s the Lord God?

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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Mainly in the interest of bragging about my insideriness, I have an acquaintance who does maintenance work at Camp Topridge, Adirondack outpost of Clarence Thomas sugar daddy Harlan Crow. He tells me Mike Pence visited this summer, presumably to kiss the ring. No noticeable uptick in available funds, so Harlan perhaps took a pass.

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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

"PENCE: Mother." - hahaha thanks for this one!

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I wonder how much longer a

Florsheim Shoes reference will be something people can understand.

Remember when Mike and his old lady went to the Colts game just so they could leave in self-righteous disgust when Colin Kaepernick took a knee during the Star-Spangled Banner? I remember being so angry at that. What a bunch of bullshit.

I'm angry again thinking about it. I'm okay with Mike getting punched in his no doubt insignificant balls over that one.

You may actually have to see Mother to do that.

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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Mike Pence:

"In fact, 2 out of every three smokers does not die from a smoking related illness and 9 out of ten smokers do not contract lung cancer. "

Um... Mike, what happens to ONE out of every three smokers?

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All right, all right, Mr. Rosos -- fair is fair. You've conducted us thru many imaginative, satirical scenarios that throb uncomfortably against the Plausible. But.. this here -- is a bridge too far, sir. I protest.

Expecting us to believe that Mike Pence is actually interesting in any way? Nossir, I just can't go there.

Homeboy has a photo album in his desk with nothing but Polaroids of his favorite jars of mayonnaise, each labelled with the date he bought & finished them. And they're all Hellman's Lite. And he smiles & nods as he goes along. Doesn't feel hungry. Just satisfied in some inchoate way.

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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Next year, Next year,

Something's bound to happen,

This year, this year,

I'll just keep on nappin'.

(didn't change a word)

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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Rats, I thought Pense was going to be smoking the Formula in that pipe. Anyway, out here in the desert the coyotes are singing every night. That ought to be a metaphor for something or a message from Mother Nature, like the way seeing an owl means you’re going to die.

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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

A competent Pence. You've outdone yourself Mr. Edroso. I can almost believe it, the first explanation of his behavior I've seen that makes sense. The only flaw in your nefarious plan is that I've read Doghouse Reilly. God I miss him .

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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

I think this thread needs some Joe Jackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNn9pnytT7M

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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Now do the scene in the Throne Room at Mar a Lago at the instant when Trump learns that Sidney Powell has turned state's evidence.

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This just in: Trump was in a room with Bob Woodward and a running tape recorder, when he waved around classified correspondence from Kim Jong Un and said,

"Don't tell anybody I told you this."

You can't make this stuff up.

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