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I like inhaler number two, but only because killing a sitting President on live TV may cause the Democrats to lose the vote of some Independents.

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"What impact will the manual strangulation of President Trump by 'Killa' Joe Biden have on the last week of the election? Salena Zito reports from the former Democratic stronghold of East Jesus, Pennsylvania."

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East Jesus PA finished me LOL.

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How about if we make him stand up first? Would that make the independents feel better about it?

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From Afrin to amyl nitrate is quite a jump. No wonder Bornstein had to break out the ketamine.

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This is almost as hilarious as that HBO interview with the Aussie

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STEFAN: What the hell was in that last inhaler?

BORNSTEIN: It’s what we used to give Trump to get him up in the morning. [Shakes his head] You people have no idea.

Oh, yeah, we do. And the image of Biden strangling Stefan is priceless.

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Oh my goodness Roy, I nearly peed my pants and I keep bursting out laughing...BORNSTEIN: [Panicked] What? No! Not that one! Not that one!

Aaaahahahahah...priceless indeed.

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Gotta say this started a little slow for me. I also have issues with Old Joe with too much of the dementia.

But once Roy's Joe started snorting... But I'd say it's 50/50 that any remark by Donnie about any crookedness on Old Joe's side would get the same response that overdosed Joe gets here.

And now that think about it, if Biden responds to any crack accusing him or Hunter of illegal grifting by saying "Are you fucking shitting me?", I'm ready to make a contribution to him not because he needs the money but just as approval for the response.

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"Gotta say this started a little slow for me." Well, that's what they said about Kubrick.

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Stop it! You're killing me! Thanks for the belly laughs. :)

On a side note, I gotta find a way to get a hold of some of that Bornstein shit just to get me through to election day then I swear I'll kick it. I swear!!!

Unless Trump steals the election - in which case I'm going on a bender you wouldn't believe.

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Dunno about this Bornstein. Four or five inhalers and one of them's wrong? Worse odds than Russian roulette.

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I started giggling incontinently at "like Dracula hit by daylight", and the magnificent slapstick of that set of stage directions. Dang, Roy! That's some solid stuff.

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[Pushes glasses back up the bridge of my nose back in place.]

Dracula, as portrayed in the novel, has no trouble walking around in daylight, and is still extremely strong, though he can shape-shift only at noon and at high and low tides.

(Not to say that PeterCushing's run-on-the-long-table-and-grab-for-the-curtains in the '59[?] Hammer "Dracula" isn't a great move.)

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