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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

So we're already up to the Night Of Long Knives?

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

Youths? Vote? Not if they are devotees of Kyle.

Dibs is always cleanin' up the messes. Give him a raise. Or maybe Chancellor of the Exbag-checker.

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

Everything Trump touches, dies. Let's see of the RNC can survive the tsunami of stupid that's about to drown it. From what I've seen, Lara Trump couldn't organize a two-car funeral if you spotted her the hearse and the flower car. So even though the aim is to completely loot the organization, that's probably going to fail as nobody is going to be able to keep anything straight. Oh, the RNC will end up bankrupt, but most of that money is just going to evaporate in no-show jobs for friends and family of the lower-layer Trumps instead of flowing directly into Donnie Dollhands' pockets.

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

"TRUMP is wearing his Jackie-Gleason-in-Miami-Beach outfit, but with the additional of a red ceremonial sash with the Mar-a-Lago emblem on it."

Dunno why, but that sash 😂

Ditto "...celebrity murderer KYLE RITTENHOUSE..."

Anyway, an update re yesterday's post.

The only thing I cared about Oscars-wise was that last I knew, Lemmi, the true star of "Anaomy of a Fall" was being cancelled from the Oscars because he was a foreign dog.

Apparently, while I wasn't paying attention, he was allowed to enter the country and attend. OTOH, whoever made him look like he was clapping should be, I dunno, hung or something for the disrespect.

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Mar 12·edited Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

O Sweet Jesus -

"ADHGTV'

Is that ever funny.!

Best not fuck with Steve Bannon. He looks like a schlub.( I bet he's one of the few people who doesn't mind or even notice the Trunp-stank everybody talks about.)

Steve Bannon had a rental in Florida between 2014 and 2016. When he left the landlord claimed over $14,000 in damage had been done to the place. Of particular interest is the hot tub filled with acid. Hot tub. Filled. With acid. Jesus Christ eh? Steve Bannon just doesn't seem like the kind of guy who refinishes vintage car parts. I mean," hot tub filled with acid" must be at least three or four on the top 10 list of how to tell if someone you know is a serial killer.

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

“Yeah, the waitresses! You make ‘em sick. Only the illegals let you fuck them ‘cause they’re scared we’ll send ‘em back to Guatemala.”

Basically the same mindset of certain buildings contractors I know: abuse undocumented workers and then threaten to deport them.

The pratfalls are Stooge-worthy.

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

nicely done.

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

Ryle Kittenhouse

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

What's the fuckin' RNC need staff for, anyway? Somethin' important happenin' this year I didn't hear about?

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

Uncanny channeling, as always. This is extra awe-inspiring, the groupie-fuhrers and ADHGTV.

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

😆😆😆😂😂

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

“on which is lain a purple cloth”

I haven’t even made it to the dialog and already I’ve swooned. Yes, I said it, and I’d say it again if I had to: I (figuratively) swooned.

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

In re. Junior: 'Two at a time'?

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ADHGTV! Lord High Executioner! There are riches here.

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Mar 12Liked by Roy Edroso

Even after mandatory charity re-education, Junior doesn’t know what a comptroller is? The retired judge overseeing Trumpco must be having a field day sorting the fraudulent materials from the merely incompetent. Meanwhile, ADHGTV is the brain disorder that makes you think you can remodel and flip a house in Salinas, Kansas, like they do in LA.

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