Not sure even in Seattle you could get baseball fans to sing in French. Hmm. Seventh-inning stretch in Milwaukee, along with "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" they sing "Roll Out the Barrel," and I think that would work with a guillotine chop. Maybe change the lyrics a bit (This is going to be tough without line breaks): Roll out the tumbrels/Justice arrives for the rich/Roll out the tumbrels/We'll drop their heads in a ditch/Zzip! Chop! Don't fumble/Workers, sing songs of good cheer/Now's the time to roll the tumbrels, 'cause the blades man's here!
Holy Mother of God, Edroso, I pray you will only use your powers for the good. PS: upvoted for the battery-throwing. PPS: you guys, if you want to see a PROPER mascot, google “partick thistle kingsley”. #notsocuddly
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Hilarious! If mascots were like this I would totally attend sporting events.
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Not sure even in Seattle you could get baseball fans to sing in French. Hmm. Seventh-inning stretch in Milwaukee, along with "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" they sing "Roll Out the Barrel," and I think that would work with a guillotine chop. Maybe change the lyrics a bit (This is going to be tough without line breaks): Roll out the tumbrels/Justice arrives for the rich/Roll out the tumbrels/We'll drop their heads in a ditch/Zzip! Chop! Don't fumble/Workers, sing songs of good cheer/Now's the time to roll the tumbrels, 'cause the blades man's here!
Holy Mother of God, Edroso, I pray you will only use your powers for the good. PS: upvoted for the battery-throwing. PPS: you guys, if you want to see a PROPER mascot, google “partick thistle kingsley”. #notsocuddly
Worth the yearly subscription price all by itself. Nice work, Roy.