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Mar 24, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Damnit Roy! you almost had me rooting for Bill Barr...

Chad hath a lean and hungry look...

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Mar 24, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Chad is hungry like the wolf

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Mar 24, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I suppose he's close to the ground..you reckon he smells like he sounds?..

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Mar 24, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

He sounds awful, so yes

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Technically, having never been confirmed by the Pack, Chad is hungry like the Acting Wolf.

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Mar 24, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I always love your sketches, Roy, but any skit that starts with Bill Barr atop a high building and doesn’t end with him hurtling to the ground will always be a disappointment to me, LOL.

And always good to see Mick again.

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Mar 24, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

The Defenestration Of Vague

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I DJ’d that party.

I played cocktail music all night, but none of them had ANY sense of rhythm...go figure.

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I’m sure they all hit on you, too, and tipped lavishly so they could feel all right about it.

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Hey, you know now it is...when I’m not a Black Shiksa Goddess, I’m a really hot Hate Fuck for guys like that, and straight up triple K members.

One of the many stories of my life🥳

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Mar 24, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Fantastic. Dark, funny. Realistic?! Plausible.

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Mar 24, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I was waiting for Barr and Mulvaney to break into “The Minstrel Boy” to haze Wolf.

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Mar 24, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I forgot Chad Wolf existed! Nature is healing. Or I've got decades of experience blocking out shit I don't like. One of those two.

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Mar 24, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Forgotten about Wolf. Dude had to leave his job because he got it illegitimately, ffs. Exactly who you want to give a cable hit on the "border crisis", at least if white supremacist Steven

Miller is unavailable.

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I think he was never properly installed as Acting Secretary, but still did a lot of damage. https://www.lawfareblog.com/no-light-end-tunnel-chad-wolfs-unlawful-homeland-security-policies-are-still-unlawful

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It's satire, but it sure feels right. The smirky kid who's going straight to the top because he's got it all figured out, and the cynical old hands who know the only thing to figure out is how to survive. I doubt they could do it even if they wanted to, but I'd like to read a semi-honest book from one of those old hands.

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After The Fall.

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you had me at "lozenge-shaped, lightly-frosted windows"

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