That's What The New Breed Say

The future of Republican pitchery

Inspired by the style of Michele Fiore, three up-and-coming Republicans last seen here in “Young Guns, Accent on the Guns” have launched their TV and viral video campaigns for Congress.

Mopsie Brandon, AZ-1

[Sinister music plays. A bunch of what look like football players wearing 90s-vintage female slutwear — some also wearing “pussy hats,” and one wearin…