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"Tom cautions against further 'humiliating' the sort of people vote for Trump, or might."

Seriously? The "Fuck Your Feelings" people? The "I'd rather be Russian than Democrat" people? Has he been in an actual taxicab since 2006?

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Tom thinks himself uber.

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Krang T Nelson nails the actuality of the "Fuck your feelings" BS: https://bsky.app/profile/ryanlcooper.com/post/3kyguhtsk752t

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SteveB's avatar

Ding! Ding! Ding! We found our line of attack!

Roy Edroso's avatar

Vivek was such an obnoxious asshole in the GOP debates the more voters learned about him the lower his approval went.

Claire März's avatar

Tubby is clearly having a hard time coming up with a nickname for Kamala. Yesterday it was Lyin' Kamala. That's weak sauce. And he's used it before. He seems unable to let go of Biden as his insult target of choice. Probably keeping him up nights.

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SteveB's avatar

Well, we know Melania isn't.

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Concern Troll is Concerned

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And we're not supposed to "humiliate" the people who vote for Trump because why? Then they'll get mad? Oh no, that would be terrible, they've been so well-behaved up to now. And everybody knows when you're REALLY angry your vote counts double.

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SteveB's avatar

I don't know how much longer I can restrain myself from humiliating people who seem so intent on self-humiliation. Why shouldn't I join in the fun?

billcinsd's avatar

They are already humiliated enough from having to vote for Trump because we are Islamist-Communist-Fascists

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Bern's avatar

The respect is game recognizing game.

Roy Edroso's avatar

"throw out adequate babies in exchange for watery vomit" lol.

With you on good vs bad weird. Some dipshit was saying "well you guys say keep Austin weird" and to that I say there's Emo's weird and then there's the creeps in the Texas statehouse weird.

SundayStyle's avatar

I can't tell you how refreshing it has been to see the Democrats tack from finger-wagging at fascism to mockery. Yes, of course the approach has to be two pronged, it's important to communicate the dire consequences of Project 25 and a second Trump term. But the Dems should actually be LEADING with "look, these guys are freaks. You know it. I know it. But that doesn't mean freaks can't be dangerous and do significant harm, because it's their very weirdness, not good faith, that is driving them."

Also, fascists LOVE you to be worried and frightened of them. They hate it when you make fun of them, because deep down, on some level, they know who they really are. MAGA is a conglomeration of middle school bullies, the *victims* of those bullies who think they'll protect themselves by cozying up to them, and the nerdy weirdos who didn't get the girl they wanted, and now all those bitches will pay. And deep down, likely unconsciously, they know that's who they are. So mockery stings.

Worriedman's avatar

Good comment.

Michael H Webster's avatar

I don't think most of them were middle school bullies. I think it more likely they were kids that got picked on in middle school. The ones I know personally come from that category.

Bern's avatar

Hearted for the veracity rather than the bullying...

SteveB's avatar

"Somewhere, there's a boot stamping on a human face forever, and I really want to be friends with the wearer of the boot."

redoubtagain's avatar

Rather than shoot up the school, they waited thirty years so they could shoot up the country.

Worriedman's avatar

You don't want to Statue.

Birds poop on statues.

How about a tree? A nice Linden tree or maybe a Zelkova or Japanese Maple. Or a redbud tree with a small stone bench.

I can provide the tree ,the bench, installation and a perpetual care maintenance package for a reasonable sum.

Lawguy's avatar

A shrubby?

Bern's avatar

Nobody wants topiary. Topiary is mimes with garden tools.

Roy Edroso's avatar

You're the man for the job! I was just kidding tho; like Sade, I'd be content to have all trace of my existence wiped out.

Worriedman's avatar

You say that now, but there you'll be, in the Great Hereafter , chilling with Rousseau, Ida Tarbell and Lincoln Steffen and they're all " "Statue or it didn't happen Edroso"

You can't be too careful with your

legacy.

Bern's avatar

2 marks.

LittlePig's avatar

We Southerns invoke a statue every time we call somebody.

Yellow? 'Statue?

redoubtagain's avatar

Roy Edroso National Forest. "If you seek his monument, look around you." Nice mixed hardwoods and evergreens, with an ongoing Restore The Elm Tree Project.

Bern's avatar

If Queensman gets in again be prepared for the USDS:

When trees are devalued by Trumps

Even James Watt gets down in the dumps

The butchers of forestry

Cut even the poorest tree

IT'S THE US DEPARTMENT OF STUMPS!

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"like Sade, I'd be content to have all trace of my existence wiped out."

I'm actually amusing myself with knowing some of my fiber art work will present conservation and cleaning problems long after I've joined the Norwegian Blue...

Assuming anyone's left to care.

Gabriel Ratchet's avatar

I’ve always admired Cicero’s line about how he’d rather have future generations wonder why there weren’t any monuments to him than why there were.

Pere Ubu's avatar

The Larch.

The Larch.

The. Larch.

RWAlex's avatar

I've been trying since the mid '80s, watching the rise of Conspiracy culture (mostly fanned by the NRA, with an assist from the POW/MIA crowd who thought J.Carter sold out US prisoners in Vietnam, and the crazy preachers, like Hagee..) to get Dem party types to notice that insanity was being brewed among the credulous yokels...

Now, the apparently regrettable (to the J Carville/Clare McCaskill types) necessity of calling out this corrosive crazy, designed to make any reason or certainty possible.

Maybe Harris, ably abetted by the likes of Walz and Buttigieg, can do it.

Speaking of Walz, I'm more impressed every clip i see if him: solid good sense stated so any Joe or Jane could understand.

I had been flogging my own really good governor Roy Cooper for the VPs slot, but Roy is a bit boring and I don't really think he wants the job. I mean he's done a really great job in a gerrymandered state and made real progressive moves. He also killed Gov. McCrory's transgender bathroom ban.

Maybe he'll feel like taking on idiotic Sen.Thom Tillis, he of the "There shouldn't be a lawthat you have to wash your hands if you work in a restaurant, because Free Market."

What a difference a week makes...

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Bern's avatar

You can take all yer freedoms and let ‘em ride

But look out below when on that slippery slide

Take freedom too far and it’ll tan your hide

Regulation is all we've got – on our side

SteveB's avatar

If Woody Guthrie worked for OSHA.

Claire März's avatar

If a restaurant kills me, I’ll never go back. The beauty of the market.

SteveB's avatar

Hey, "Don't kill your customers" works for Fentanyl dealers, don't it?

Derelict's avatar

"If Harris gets in, it will be the end of America," says one union member who's voting for Trump. The hapless CNN reporter did NOT ask that man to explain himself. But as near as I can tell from talking to conservatives, it goes like this:

Harris becomes president.

All guns are confiscated, followed by everyone being forced to get vaccinated against whatever disease Fauci and Gates cook up next. Once people have been made to accept being obedient, all private property will be taken away from White people and given to Blacks and illegal immigrants. For-profit businesses will be nationalized or outlawed, followed by bans on meat eating. From there, communist dictatorship and every White man enslaved.

These people have some really bizarre fantasies!

Rand Careaga's avatar

Wait—no re-education camps? No programme of mass gender correction? Honestly, the time for half measures has passed.

RWAlex's avatar

I have a cousin who lived in abject fear that if tRump lost, she'd face some Truth and Reconciliation commission for the racist way she's gone out of her way to treat black folks.

Sadly, it won't happen..,

Bern's avatar

Technically, one cannot be re-educated without first being educated.

Iamhbomb's avatar

Mass gender correction abortions, please!

SteveB's avatar

"Once people have been made to accept being obedient"

This it the part that cracks me up. Did you drive to work today? You obeyed about a hundred signs, rules, laws and just general norms of civilized behavior to do that. We're social creatures, we're genetically programmed to cooperate, to get along and get by, to be obedient.

SteveB's avatar

Even in a revolution, all those revolutionaries marching on the Capitol are obeying somebody.

Bern's avatar

The freedom to obey suggests there is no freedom in not obeying, which leads to – oh, yeah...

Pere Ubu's avatar

This is one of the reasons they went berserk over masking. "They're TRAINING YOU!"

SteveB's avatar

Says the guy who pulls carefully up to the box to shout his order loudly and clearly, then proceeding to window TWO, not ONE, because there's nobody at that window.

SteveB's avatar

Says the guy who'd never light up a cigarette in an elevator, even though his dad did that all the time.

redoubtagain's avatar

They want anarchy until they have to go to the bank.

SteveB's avatar

I got into it with one of these "LOL, objective reality is a fiction" assholes over at Tooze's place. And it struck me that these jerks don't live their lives any differently than the rest of us. When they get to the checkout at the grocery store, they don't do some hand-wave Jedi Mind Trick about how the value of money is a shared delusion, they just pull out their debit card and have the money deducted from their bank account according to the normal rules of arithmetic.

That shit's a pose, solely for use on internet discussion boards and nowhere else.

LittlePig's avatar

Yep. Just wanting to argue. Stupid sons a bitches. It's a SYSTEM dumbass. Libertarians are notorious for that kind of thinking - why, with no rules, everyone would just get along! What kind of fucking bubble do you live in? Have you *met* people? Social outcasts thinking they can run society.

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Maybe I'm nuts, but I like to live my real, non-internet life according to the same principles and values I espouse when I'm talkin' to people on the internet. It's a useful check, let's me know when I might be spouting bullshit so I can stop.

Derelict's avatar

Sovereign citizens beg to differ.

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I was just arriving to say that. There were some around San José, Ca back in the '80's - '90s, and they were often seen driving cars with weird home-made license plates. And the cops never pulled 'em over (probably didn't want to deal with the lecture).

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Tee hee. You got it. "We got rid of The United States of America! Now our cash will actually mean something?" Uhh, you mean that silk reinforced toilet paper in your wallet? I know you're anti-learning, but you might want to checked out a little thing called 'fiat money'.

Derelict's avatar

Bitcoin, man. Bitcoin. And Trump had promised we'll have the largest reserves of Bitcoin. Or maybe DogeCoin? Or was it WeaselCoin?

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Claire März's avatar

TrumpCoin. Going the way of Trump Water, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Wine, Trump casinos...

Pere Ubu's avatar

I need a shirt with that on it.

LittlePig's avatar

Yeah. It's called Civilization. Republicans are objectively against it.

Whipstitch's avatar

Just like it was under Obama?

LittlePig's avatar

To quote Cary Grant from the excellent movie "Father Goose": Sounds great!!!

SteveB's avatar

"the excellent movie Father Goose" is the funniest thing I've seen yet today.

LittlePig's avatar

Now look friend boy, them's fighting words. Damn. Good. Movie. And the banter between Cary Grant and Trevor Howard is priceless.

LittlePig's avatar

Trevor Howard holds him hostage with hidden bottles of (Black & White) scotch on the island he stranded him on. Trevor Howard needs a favor (go pick up Leslie Caron on a far away island) sooooo

Walter Eckland: All those miles of open sea and back again, a man would need something to keep warm, now, wouldn't he?

Commander Frank Houghton RAN: Two bottles.

Walter Eckland: All of them, Frank.

Commander Frank Houghton RAN: Three.

Walter Eckland: All of them, Frank.

Commander Frank Houghton RAN: Five.

Walter Eckland: All of them, Frank.

Commander Frank Houghton RAN: Got a pencil?

"All of them, Frank" is a standard quote hereabouts.

Cheez Whiz's avatar

You forgot making gas stoves and internal combustion engines illegal. And churches. And brainwashing children to become "trans". It's a long list of taking things away from them.

billcinsd's avatar

Many of the evangelicals I know think liberals want to force everyone to have an abortion or two

Claire März's avatar

Freedom means spreading disease but not choosing your own gender expression.

SundayStyle's avatar

As Jesus intended.

LittlePig's avatar

Big J's response is "Don't blame me for these stupid fuckers. Me Harold Christ!"

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LittlePig's avatar

Sure. Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name.

Tehanu's avatar

I'm holding out for Hampus.

SteveB's avatar

Freedom's just another word for nothing left... ACHOO!

Bern's avatar

"POW/MIA crowd" hooked, lined, sinkered in a delightfully nasty okey-doke by the very sorts of igniter/acceleration-istas who are ascendant nowadays. That whole scam was a blueprint for how to lie your way near to the top.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Conspiracy culture has been an American tradition since the Colonial days and their fretting over "Popish plots".

Bern's avatar

"I'm not a pope, I'm pope-ish", as Woody Allen might have said it under different circumstances...

SteveB's avatar

People keep misattributing Yogi Berra quotes to other people.

Manqueman's avatar

A lot of the cray-cray was obvious if one cared to accept what one saw.

But one of my older old fart theories is that we're hard-wired to assume that people that look like us are in fact like us. (Among other ignorance-supporting biases.) And then we have mainstream media that prefer to push stories and fantasies than report ugly truths; see, Trump, D., 1973 to date. Still waiting for the reporting that he's some combination of dangerously insane -- although, Team Kamala made it clear enough in that recent statement:

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:krbmsfrp3myps26c2drgt4og/bafkreifzt67hwqhc3wicfc2gbgw43sg72w4cc6icswywgcyn2btpqjxp7m@jpeg

Of course, as a life long, continually reinforced misanthrope, I presume a BS artist pushing some nasty and/or insane crap is exactly the POS thy appear to be...

Bern's avatar

Came here just to spot if you'd drop "too little too late" but I see you've a different tack which I heartified heartily.

Manqueman's avatar

It's not so much a "too little too late", maybe more that the media are now suffused with enough showing Trump unfiltered that enough voters can suss out* that he's no shit insane, monstrous, and is promising us true American carnage (to coin a phrase). (*H/t as always Dean Baquet.)

Meanwhile, I marvel that the ideal candidate against him is a woman of color who laughs freely--and, to put it inelegantly, has been professionally trained to be a bitch when needed. (Again, see that image of Team Kamala's statement. Elegantly dismissive of the crazy old fart.)

Of cooouuuurse, time will tell...

LittlePig's avatar

Nah. Corporate Media is scared absolutely shitless of Trump. Alternate media is the way to go, especially since the young folk appear to be energized over Kamala, and I think (hope, pray) the campaign is aware of that.

Won't help you Jake Tapper. c u n d gulag.

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The owners support Trump, more so the party.

They've been giving the GOP a pass -- carte blanche -- since Reagan.

As I keep ranting, when it comes to reporting the important issues, the mainstream news media are actually harmful. They reflect the sociopathy of our leadership elite or caste or whatever.

Bern's avatar

and the intent to be the state media (inevitable messaging solution of a corporate state).

Manqueman's avatar

Not exactly: they're voluntarily playing the role of People's Daily or Pravda willingly -- obviously only Republican state media.

Michael H Webster's avatar

Yep, that's a good statement. They just need to keep screaming it to the rafters.

Manqueman's avatar

Eh. They have to balance things.

Yes, need to repeat every now and then. Can't go all out and say they're sick fucks or even just insane. Somewhere along the line of crazy uncle or other old fart is pretty much the sweet spot.

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and yet...

The parents of my generation fought and died by the hundreds of thousands to stop Queens Man's direct predecessor from doing to the world what the Queens Man proclaims he would do to us. That is for me uncrackable nut. It is as if the Family Firster grifters and followers are deliberately scorning what their own parents did to save this country and coincidentally the world.

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If you mean WWII, the West’s war against fascism ended with Operation: Paperclip, the birth of the CIA and the replacement of the New Dealers by conservatives.

Trump’s never vote again crap is his way of saying that once elected there’s no need for any election in which he can be voted out.

But meanwhile, R state legislatures are doing their best to make states one party state.

But I know you know all that.

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Which is why I say their "family values" extend only so far as their newfound love of fascism allows. Bad faith all the way down...

Manqueman's avatar

Related: why I say people who exercise decency only amongst their own aren't truly decent. OTOH, as an Old Testament guy, I twist the eye for an eye thing to having full contempt for my haters. Of course, should they see the light...

redoubtagain's avatar

The uncle who gets handsy at the family gatherings and his son, the nephew who throws lit firecrackers at small animals.

LittlePig's avatar

I come from a family of con men, trained by the best. I assume *everything* is a con until proven otherwise. That belief has stood me in good stead all my life.

Bern's avatar

because if you do not know who the mark is...

LittlePig's avatar

Precisely! You are wise.

Michael H Webster's avatar

Pointing out that they are weird is an improvement, but it still sugarcoats what they really are, which is something more akin to toxic, if you have to pick just one word. That's part of the problem though. They are not just one word, they are many, and when you start listing them all it turns into a word salad and the overall point gets lost.

I thought Harris was on the right path in her little speech about how she'd prosecuted rapists, frauds, etc., people like Donald Trump. I think she's got to lay out that real case. Name the real crimes. Name the real names. Would you vote for someone you wouldn't leave your child alone with, or your wallet on the table when you leave the room?

I know we liberals hate to go there, but I'd throw in how these real crimes and real names fit in the worldview of real Christianity. Rape is not.a Christian value. Lying and cheating are not Christian values, etc. And taking away women's rights is not a Christian value. Those are Taliban values, Revolutionary Guard values.

As you note, the Democratic Party strategy has been to let the Republicans hang themselves with their craziness, but that has failed spectacularly. I've always thought that to tell the plain truth about what they are and what they are doing. is the most effective strategy. People know they are wrong to be a part of that shitshow, they just need to know that everybody knows and that it's not justifiable.

What do we know? Trump is a shit stain on American history. If Harris were to say those words, I'm pretty sure the election would be over.

Bern's avatar

Weirdly toxic? Toxically weird? Tune into Bolt Upright’s next show and be told.

Rand Careaga's avatar

Saying that would be 𝘴𝘰 uncivil. It would send the prestige press, and maybe even Trump’s running mate, straight to the fainting couch.

LittlePig's avatar

Oh that poor couch. Due for a hate fuck.

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I think it was tough for the Dems to call out the weirdness on the right because for a long time, it was the Democratic Party that welcomed, or at least accepted, people that were generally thought of as weird (or, usually, worse). Y’know, gays, commies, potheads, POC and, of course, women. But things changed over the last half-century. Now gays can get married, a socialist from Vermont mounted a legit presidential campaign, legal weed is mainstream and a black man was elected President. (Women are still icky and have cooties, but we’re working on that!)

Ultimately this is why the right is so angry. Over the last 50 years, *they’ve* become the weirdos, and they know it and hate it. So they are trying to “re-weird” the left by gutting the gains of the last several decades. It doesn’t work like that but that won’t stop them from trying and likely inflicting a lot of pain in the process. But yes, it’s nice to see the Dems glom on to this. More, please.

Claire März's avatar

They bring up drag queens, we mention their Maybelline ticket. I’m beginning to wonder if their issue with drag is professional jealousy. (P.S. Wear make-up if you want. Freedom!)

LittlePig's avatar

Maybe she's born with it....

Roy Edroso's avatar

It's so feeble. They've been showing pictures of drag queens forever and no one besides them gives a shit. I think that's why they freaked out about the Paris Olympics display -- they were, to use your term, trying to "re-weird" drag.

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I urge you, if you have the stomach for it, to Google photos from Mar-a-Lago. The lowliest carnival operator never had a sideshow line-up that freaky and gruesome. The hair, the make-up, the clothes, and especially the plastic surgery. And this is the Real America? I want someone to make a commercial out of that.

SteveB's avatar

Kimberly Guilfoyle. That is all.

Bern's avatar

Matt Wayne Gaetzy seems to be a new passenger on board. Altho the recent pix could be just semi-clever (hey, what to you expect for half-wits?) photoshops.

SteveB's avatar

Is it Photoshop or is it Botox? Only his plastic surgeon knows for sure.

Bern's avatar

Both, Shirley.

[Check's in the mail]

SteveB's avatar

Where did they put the payphone?

Booth, Shirley!

LittlePig's avatar

I hate to be lookist, but she's as ugly as a mud fence. Her inner being shines through, and it sure ain't pretty.

SteveB's avatar

She males me think of the plastic surgery scene in the movie Brazil.

LittlePig's avatar

She male? I thought her Adam's apple was pretty prominent. Explains a lot.

SteveB's avatar

Whoa, did not mean to go THERE. Was thinking of when the guy's mom is having her face pulled to and fro as if it's made of rubber.

Cheez Whiz's avatar

Seconded. You have to see those people to believe they exist, because its Fellini on Fentanyl. Freaks directed by Baz Lurhmann.

Mona's avatar

The crazy uproar about the opening ceremony of the Olympics pinpoints exactly why we need more education in Fine Arts and the Humanities. The ignorant, narrow-minded freaks believe civilization and history and culture began (and end) with Christianity! Their toxic world-view is breathtaking in its limitations. It's weird, and rather sad.

Claire März's avatar

People in Oklahoma and Alabama are vowing to never visit France. Paris is going down!

SundayStyle's avatar

What I found hilarious is nobody even knows what the last supper looked like. It's not like it was filmed or photographed. So they were getting mad because people posed like a famous painting, lol.

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SteveB's avatar

Thus proving that the TV sitcom formula was invented by God. I try to explain this to people, that you must put your couch in the middle of the room, as God intended.

SteveB's avatar

My mother was a "push all the furniture to the margins" person, as a kid I used to gaze on the living room of Rob and Laura Petrie with wonderment, to have so much space that you can put your sofa sectional right in the middle of the room. This, more than anything, signified upper-middle-class affluence.

Bern's avatar

Weirdly (channeling today's subject), it is feasible to design an interesting roomlet with the couch smack in the middle of that small room, if one cares not about breaking toes and falling over the furniture in the middle of the night.

Mona's avatar

Dionysius presiding over a bacchanalia: totally the og Last Supper. Lol. Stay butthurt Christianists.

LittlePig's avatar

Given that at the time meals were eaten from a reclining position around low tables, Leonardo was absolutely full of shit.

Bern's avatar

What else was on the menu. 'Cause I've had my fill of shit for the week, and it's only Monday.

LittlePig's avatar

Sadly, we appear to be in a shit-centric society. Poor old bulls in the pasture say "Look man, I never did ANYTHING like that. Stop the hate!"

SteveB's avatar

I came here to kick ass and turn water into wine and I'M ALL OUTTA WATER.

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Dems are getting better at messaging but still let golden opportunities pass unaddressed. E.g., it was a Republican with an AR-15 who tried to assassinate Trump. If some guy who had any connection whatsoever to a Democratic entity, BLM or Antifa had taken a shot at Biden, Republicans would have been yelling about the dangerous Leftist Policies Democrats Support. There should’ve been a Donald J Trump Gun Safety Bill banning assault rifles submitted last week so the Republicans had to admit they love guns more than Trump. Where are the proposed National Reproductive Rights Acts that could be submitted so Republicans have to oppose them? Jokes about couch sex don’t hit as hard as constant references to Trump the Felon, Trump the Insurrectionist, Trump the Rapist. Republicans have so many weaknesses, Dems need to hit them over and over. Attacks on Harris will be nothing compared to what we already have available to throw at the Republicans up and down the ticket. Inflation is down, crime is down, Republicans blocked border reform - if the media won’t say it, Dem ads and speeches must so more voters wake up from the false messaging Republicans are relying on.

Claire März's avatar

I love the DJT Gun Safety Bill. If Mark Kelly is the veep candidate, he would be perfect for taking the lead on the gun issue.

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Trump so guilty that he's totally dependent on 5 guys on the Supreme Court for staying outta prison.

Trump so guilty he buried his wife on the golf course.

Trump so guilty his own vice president won't endorse him.

Trump so guilty fellow Republicans take pot shots at him.

Trump so guilty we've forgotten about the ear already.

Trump so guilty his own wife holds her nose behind his back.

Trump so guilty...

[Your turn]

SteveB's avatar

Hold on a second, buddy! I was reliably informed by a commenter over at Adam Tooze's place that Trump isn't a convicted felon until he's sentenced.

I stand corrected, and wish the Republicans would buy billboards all over the country with "He's not a convicted felon until he's sentenced." I'd even be willing to chip in something for the effort.

SteveB's avatar

Likewise, he's not a convicted rapist, that was a civil trial and the jury only found that he had committed sexual assault. "Not a rapist, only convicted of sexual assault" is another billboard campaign I'd help fund.

DrBDH's avatar

Judge Engoran called him a rapist, so rapist he is.

SteveB's avatar

Opinions differ! Rapist or merely sexual assaulter? Let's debate the question as frequently and publicly as possible!

billcinsd's avatar

She couldn't tell whether it was his finger or his penis that penetrated her

SteveB's avatar

Whether it was his LITTLE finger.

DrBDH's avatar

Guilty or not, the creepy burying his wife on his golf course is something to work with.

SteveB's avatar

Play 18 holes, whaddya get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

St. Peter don't you take me cuz I just cain't go

I left my wife on the eighteenth hole.

LittlePig's avatar

That's very good. Brother Ernie would be proud.

Bern's avatar

Play the front nine, I'm gettin' on fine

I'm 3 strokes up without even tryin'

Then Trump trots out, drops a wife in the hole

I'm winnin' this round but losin' my soul

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One of the reasons I like Walz so much is he doesn't shy away from his "radically liberal" policies. He lists the policies themselves, such as free school lunches for all, and says that if this is the kind of thing that is considered "radically liberal" then he accepts the label graciously. This is how you do it - identify exactly what your opponent is defining as a negative and let anyone with a brain recognize that the policy is a GOOD thing, regardless of whatever pejorative description they use. Only weirdos would say that feeding kids lunch at school instead of using the money to buy another tank for the Fritters Township Police is a bad thing.

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Bern's avatar

But did BPD's defensive weaponry deter the millions of illegal terror/rapists from invading? Why of course, which is why Sensible City, the little burgh down the road, was left a smoking cinder by the marauders, who saw all that money plowed into libraries and school lunches and day care and thought "easy pickin's!".

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I was recently in a local grocery store in a town of 7000 on a sweltering summer day and saw a cop decked out in body armor and a helmet and the weapon heavy utility belt. I’m not suggesting that vision gave new meaning to the old term “sweating like a pig,” but man, he was sweating. Or maybe he was sweating in fear that someone would shoot him at noon in the grocery. I can’t really say.

LittlePig's avatar

I'd take offense at that, except I do sweat like a pig.

Bern's avatar

Pig recognize pig.

Chapeau.

SteveB's avatar

If there's a way of sweating that's different from what pigs, presumably, do, then I don't know what it is.

SteveB's avatar

Ah, but we need the Republicans to keep these liberals from going TOO FAR. From giving school lunches to TOO MANY kids, from forgiving TOO MANY student loans, from giving TOO MANY people health care. These are the excesses of liberalism.

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Better all the children should starve than one unworthy child be fed. Said some 19th century British aristo, probably.

redoubtagain's avatar

Captain Boycott would like a word.

SteveB's avatar

Don't interrupt me when I'm about to carve this fine Irish baby.

Bern's avatar

Never let it be said that I would fail to leap at the chance to blame the parents, when...ah.

Hmmm. This parent-blaming thingy is getting complicated...

SteveB's avatar

Gentlemen, gentlemen, can we not all come to an agreement on "Blame the parents, feed the kids"?

Bern's avatar

Ah c'mon, man – blaming the kids and feeding the parents has been aces for thousands of years! What are you, some kinda troublemaker?

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SteveB's avatar

I'm enjoying this moment when Harris can contemplate which state she'd like to get a nice little boost in, which is mostly all a VP pick is good for. Not something Biden got, and not something Trump will get. I'm like a kid in a candy store: "Ooh, do we want to lock in Arizona? Or Pennsylvania? Maybe we should stretch ourselves and make a play for North Carolina?"

Pat Fitzgerald's avatar

Note to self: Nominate Roy for the Vinnie (the Vince Fusca Award) - Given for extraordinary lifetime achievement to the study of wingnut batshittery.

Bern's avatar

Huh. First and last time I've heard of Vince Fusca.

Roy Edroso's avatar

Isn't he jfk Jr?

Bern's avatar

Apparently.

SOMEBODY hasta be JFK Jr.

SteveB's avatar

Especially considering the problems we're having with the RFK strain and that Lab Leak.

Bern's avatar

Once the labs begin to leak, you might as well just move outta the house. Black labs, especially...

SteveB's avatar

Why do you ask? ISN'T THE UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN THE TWO ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Bern's avatar

Weirdly, I failed to click on the link...

SteveB's avatar

The incentives are all wrong. Right-wing "discourse" is driven by YouTube personalities whose goal is to get attention so they can monetize it, so of course they've got to be outrageous and boundary-pushing. But if the loony-bin shit they're putting out takes down the party they claim to support, what does it matter? We always get more clicks for our survivalist shit when the Democrats are in power anyways.

Derek Hendy's avatar

I’ve been reading you since the turn of the century (!?!?—that’s a long-ass time) precisely because you’ve always been on to these nutcakes, and do the best (and most humorous) job of unveiling the nutcakiness. (Sadly, no! used to be a close second back in the day)

Mona's avatar

I wish all those freaks felt that way! Over-tourism in Europe is awful.