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Don't Get High On Your Own Supply, Oval Office Consequences Version (Continued)

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To think I was worried he'd go all Bob Roberts on us! The man has fucking suggested people inject bleach!

Sometimes you just have to marvel, because Roy's extremely pleasant fantasies (and man I like this one) don't last past the point where the fuckwit struggles awake in the middle of the night, screaming, and somehow not having a heart attack to start his tweeting nonsense for the day.

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"Don't do crack, it's a ghetto drug." Interesting, given the GOP record on the drug war, that the Republican Party leader encourages people to experiment with drugs.

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Kids, don't do drugs! This message brought to you by the makers of Zoloft. And by Cialis, for when you just can't wait! Oh, and kids? Don't be having sex, either.

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From the NY Times article the next day:

"President Trump's physician, Sean Conley, announced that the president has begun a course of daily injections of a brand name disinfectant to protect against the coronavirus -- dangerously, in the view of some experts. This controversial therapy is considered by some to be lethal, with notably rare exceptions. Democrats, meanwhile, have been seen wearing masks, a practice which, thus far, has not yet proven deadly, but it's still early."

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Absolutely fucking pitch-perfect. Bravo.

NYT: “Balancing the Potential Lethality of Injecting Formula 409 vs. Wearing a Strip of Cotton Cloth Against the Skin; the Controversy Continues.”

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Experts disagree.

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A letter written by a disgraceful coward.

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"...Trump’s taking Clorox, what is he, nuts, and some people will say no, no, he’s a genius, he’s the greatest, back and forth, yap yap yap."

Exactly.

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After imagining what Jonathan Swift, Lewis Carroll and Mark Twain would do with this presidency, I hadn’t considered Moliere until now. Fine choice. Next, a Voltaire take on Jared?

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"Le putain d'imbécile total"

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