To think I was worried he'd go all Bob Roberts on us! The man has fucking suggested people inject bleach!
Sometimes you just have to marvel, because Roy's extremely pleasant fantasies (and man I like this one) don't last past the point where the fuckwit struggles awake in the middle of the night, screaming, and somehow not having a heart attack to start his tweeting nonsense for the day.
"Don't do crack, it's a ghetto drug." Interesting, given the GOP record on the drug war, that the Republican Party leader encourages people to experiment with drugs.
Kids, don't do drugs! This message brought to you by the makers of Zoloft. And by Cialis, for when you just can't wait! Oh, and kids? Don't be having sex, either.
"President Trump's physician, Sean Conley, announced that the president has begun a course of daily injections of a brand name disinfectant to protect against the coronavirus -- dangerously, in the view of some experts. This controversial therapy is considered by some to be lethal, with notably rare exceptions. Democrats, meanwhile, have been seen wearing masks, a practice which, thus far, has not yet proven deadly, but it's still early."
After imagining what Jonathan Swift, Lewis Carroll and Mark Twain would do with this presidency, I hadn’t considered Moliere until now. Fine choice. Next, a Voltaire take on Jared?
Don't Get High On Your Own Supply, Oval Office Consequences Version (Continued)
To think I was worried he'd go all Bob Roberts on us! The man has fucking suggested people inject bleach!
Sometimes you just have to marvel, because Roy's extremely pleasant fantasies (and man I like this one) don't last past the point where the fuckwit struggles awake in the middle of the night, screaming, and somehow not having a heart attack to start his tweeting nonsense for the day.
"Don't do crack, it's a ghetto drug." Interesting, given the GOP record on the drug war, that the Republican Party leader encourages people to experiment with drugs.
Kids, don't do drugs! This message brought to you by the makers of Zoloft. And by Cialis, for when you just can't wait! Oh, and kids? Don't be having sex, either.
From the NY Times article the next day:
"President Trump's physician, Sean Conley, announced that the president has begun a course of daily injections of a brand name disinfectant to protect against the coronavirus -- dangerously, in the view of some experts. This controversial therapy is considered by some to be lethal, with notably rare exceptions. Democrats, meanwhile, have been seen wearing masks, a practice which, thus far, has not yet proven deadly, but it's still early."
Absolutely fucking pitch-perfect. Bravo.
NYT: “Balancing the Potential Lethality of Injecting Formula 409 vs. Wearing a Strip of Cotton Cloth Against the Skin; the Controversy Continues.”
Experts disagree.
A letter written by a disgraceful coward.
"...Trump’s taking Clorox, what is he, nuts, and some people will say no, no, he’s a genius, he’s the greatest, back and forth, yap yap yap."
Exactly.
After imagining what Jonathan Swift, Lewis Carroll and Mark Twain would do with this presidency, I hadn’t considered Moliere until now. Fine choice. Next, a Voltaire take on Jared?
"Le putain d'imbécile total"