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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

I for one would like to say I wholeheartedly approve of Peoni's wardrobe pick in this installment, Roy. That is definitely an ensemble Peggy, er, Peoni would wear. The veiled pillbox hat is a bit much, but maybe she's trying it out now to see if she wants to incorporate it into her Inauguration outfit (shudder).

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"The veiled pillbox hat is a bit much" it's a new age of confident glamour!

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

I thought she was trying for "Jackie at the funeral."

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Can we not all, all of us come together in agreement that this is just OOF?!

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Nov 18·edited Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Questions, so many questions:

1) A pillbox hat must be named after a reinforced-concrete gun emplacement? Because all my pills come in bottles.

2) Back when women's hats used to come in boxes, weren't the boxes short and cylindrical, kinda like a pillbox? Why didn't they just call it a hatbox hat?

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

That's Steve – Outsidea th' Box!

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

and it's not even leopard skin

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

I agree, but I must say that although I only glanced at the pointy toe pumps for a second, my feet still hurt.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

My daughter has always called that style of shoe “witchy toes”.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

An apt nickname for Peoni.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Her pillbox hat is made from the skins of face-eating leopards.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

The Edith Prickley of political commentators.

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

I liked the suit too, and Chafe's sport coat was a mere $425, actually within the means of most of us peasants. Well, some of us peasants ...

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Look, what if Trump had picked competent people whose histories didn’t evoke disgust in the Americans who voted for Harris and the many more who couldn’t be bothered to vote but might not want tariffs on all the imported cars and TVs and kitchen appliances and clothing they charge on their credit cards to fill the emptiness of a life of endless drudgery? We might be in real trouble then!

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Doesn't Buff wear shoes anymore? I thought going barefoot was for hippies. Seriously, why hasn't the show replaced him yet? Far right pundits are a dime a dozen.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Not many are as far (gone) as Buff, though!

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

My point exactly. There must be a pundit somewhere who agrees with Buff but is smart enough not to make death threats in public.

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It must be a pretty solid contract.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Co-signed by a well-funded executor.

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

Til death or verified claims of sexual harassment do us part.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Thank goodness the media is working so very hard to sanewash picks like Kennedy. NBC Nightly News had a segment on him last week in which he was allowed to blandly assert he's "never been anti-vax."

This assertion was not challenged nor even given any context. Because it is clearly not the role of journalists to inform the public.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Information isn't profitable.

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Good column!

Seems like things are setting up for a perfectly cromulent " Give them what they want, good and hard" event. Too many innocent people are going to be injured or killed to be looking forward to it. I'll probably laugh though and hate myself a little bit.

They started it.

Michael Berube' ( who I always confuse with the guy that sounds like Sinatra) wrote a very good piece. Not actually a feel good piece, but he sees a practical way forward from this mess. Much like Roy's thoughtful columns from last week,

https://newlinesmag.com/argument/a-reality-based-election-reckoning/

I know today at some point, I'll be dealing with someone, tilting my head and nodding along to some bullshit, as one does, when I will suddenly begin to fantasize about a wire attached to their scrotum , connected to one of those big 6 volt batteries like your grandpa used to use in his flashlight.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Big thanks for the link.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

2 marks for 'as one does', which got me thinking that, in your context, every damn one of us does, or at least aspires to.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

I keep thinking "Cabinet of Dr. Cagliari" for some reason.

Anyhow, this semester's course, Intro To Kakistocracy 101, is going to be. . .interesting.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Dr. Cagliari's cabinet was approved in the Senate by a 98-0 margin, with 2 abstentions: Bernie Sanders (Ind.) and Tommie Tuberville (Conf.)

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Nov 18·edited Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Which one's the disembodied arm that grabs at you as you walk by? I'm thinkIn' Gaetz.

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Jesus,Roy! The wire up the pantleg was a nice touch.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

A little song, a little dance, a little wire up your pants...

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

So push the button, he's such a glutton for makin' whoopie (cushion)

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Just waiting for Kari Lake to be nominated to something involving Election Security

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Stress tester?

Chad-taster?

Voting machine amperage meter?

Ballot drop-off insides scrubber?

Brooks Bros mob inciter?

Jan 6 re-enactor?

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

Oh, you just KNOW that J6 re-enactor will become a thing. "This is an authentic period fire-extinguisher I'm throwin' at those cops!"

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

Dude. Attsa matta fo you?! You flyin' the upside down flag right side up!

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Not a leopard-skin pill-box hat I hope.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

The better to eat her face, my dear...

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

"UPRIGHT: Uh huh."

Is read in my household "Uh...Huh."

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Rapists, white supremacists, conspiracy nuts (not to imply the names don't fall into overlapping categories). Who could have predicted revenge against the country would begin immediately?

The first time around, seeing how many people couldn't bear even saying his name reminded me of 1980s stories that Romanians privately referred to their despots as only "He" or "She." Melanoma's Einstein visa was a flashback to world-renowned scientific genius Elena Ceausescu. This, especially, made me think of the illustrious Elena. https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/85smsp/ivanka_trump_cosplaying_as_a_scientist/

My sister tried finding anyone else who'd noticed the similarities. That led her to some posts by Tamar Wyschogrod, who'd lived in Romania while her pediatrician husband studied AIDS there, early in the '90s. In 2018 Wyschogrod wrote about the Ceausescu connection, comparing Romanian orphanages from hell to official US policy of kidnapping immigrant children.

https://smokingtowardnewjersey.blogspot.com/2018/06/are-we-heading-toward-american-version.html Under Reich Minister for Umsiedlung nach den sud Miller, major updating will be needed.

From March 2020: Romanian orphanages from hell and HIV, compared to what obviously was about to become a COVID hellscape in the US. https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/in-covid-19-response-a-troubling-echo-of-the-past/

Thanks to the same cause as in 2020, we'll be able to add Czar Brain Worm’s achievements in making preventable childhood disease great again.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Hilarious, as always. And Roy, you are giving Derek Guy a run for his money on the fashion front.

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blushes!

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Holy Mother Of Venus! Guy's got Iron Crosses tattooed on his chest, and HE'S going to be Secretary Of Defense?! Not even trying to hide anymore. Can't wait until Red Staters die of easily preventable diseases.

Oh, and Drumph is going to try the generals that got us out of Afganistan for treason. Here come the public executions - Jesse Waters must be having to change his pants by the hour.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

*Technically* it isn't the Iron Cross, but it *is* a reference to The Crusades, I believe. It's MORON LABE shit at the very least.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

I think the Deus Vult tattoo is the one that's got Republican senators rubbing their chins. Of course they'll end up voting for him anyway...

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Voting for him? Please, we be recessing Congress to rubber stamp these flakes.

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Nov 18·edited Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

How so? Looks like the Iron Cross medal to me. Yes, it references the Crusades, but I think that's what Schikelgruber had in mind....

ETA: OK, Hindenburg and Prussia, my bad, should'a done my homework (it was nagging me). (Odd the paperhanger would go with a Prussian symbol....oh yeah, for the generals, duh). Point stands IMHO, based on the Teutonic Order, but shithook from Fox don't know that.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Was just listening to an episode of Straight White American Jesus that covered this; the thing is the Jerusalem Cross, a symbol of the Crusades and a Christian Nationalist dogwhistle.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

The big cross with the cross in each quadrant is a Jerusalem Cross, which is big white nationalist symbol these days

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

I had no idea it was that explicit a shout-out. Good grief.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

"Look for. . . the Moron Label. . ."

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Male version of the Tramp Stamp?

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

Nah – it says we're fabled to make it in the USA!

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

Wouldn't that be a Trump Stamp?

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

"Isn’t that what the scientific method is all about? Compromise?"

⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

You spelled kompromat incorrectly.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Obey, peasant. You're in the Control Group now.

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

[scrounging 'round the attic, blowing dust off the unrecognizab]– – THERE it is!

I KNEW I'd need this Cone Of Silence again someday!

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

C'mon, Chafe, that trans thing is so mid-November. The pipin' hot take these days is that Harris failed because she kept sayin' the economy was GRRREAT! like some kind of Bidenomics Tony the Tiger, instead of speaking to THE NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/16/harris-campaign-working-class-union-economy

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

When the Republicans FUBAR the economy they'll be screaming "WhY dIdN't HaRrIs WaRn Us?"

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

She's SO DEVIOUS!

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Nov 18Liked by Roy Edroso

Handing back the country with all this fixed-up infrastructure, gotta be a TRICK.

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

I'm leaning more towards the screaming being about "why did Biden and Harris do this to us?"

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Nov 19Liked by Roy Edroso

As we all know, Trump can never fail, he can only be failed.

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What a mistake we all made, electing Harris. Should have gone with Trump instead.

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I mean, one of her VERY FIRST POLICY PROPOSALS was stopping price gouging, but, you know, COMMUNIST.

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It's lefties (socialists, even!) who keep making this claim that she only talked about how good the economy was and never addressed peoples concerns about high prices.

Like, for example, this guy:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/18/harris-biden-democratic-party

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That sounds very familiar! A paraphrase of Thomas Pynchon perhaps?

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