The Prattle Hymn of the Derpublic

With extra verses!

Crowds gathered outside of the Ohio Statehouse in Columbus during Gov. Mike DeWine's daily COVID-19 press briefing on the afternoon of April 13 to protest statewide shutdowns.

This isn’t the first protest regarding the pandemic-related business closures and stay at home order: About 75 protestors gathered on Thursday, April 9 according to an article by WOSU…

Notable anti-vaccine advocate Scott Shoemaker attended the protestor rally, interviewing several participants about where they came from and why.

One protestor, a Cleveland-area nurse named Jessica who was recently let go from her outpatient job because she says there weren’t enough people coming in, explains that she came down to show her kids how important their freedoms are and explains “we’re not afraid of any viruses,” — Cleveland Scene

Mine ass is sorely tired by these rules I must obey
I will kill my wife if homebound I a second more must stay
How I long to bully sales clerks then go to my church and pray
This shit just can’t go on

Glory glory etc.

Though I mainly went to work and malls and sometimes to the gym
Still I hate that I can’t mingle just because it is my whim
I know someone might get sick but, well, that’s just too bad for him
This shit just can't go on

Glory glory etc.

My wife was fired and my boss just said he’ll cut my pay
I despise my job and him but I have no choice but to stay
Democrats would pay my bills, but voting Democrat is gay
This shit just can’t go on

Glory glory etc.

My boss says the economy must open up in May
Or he’ll lose more money and he’ll have to double-cut my pay
I already spent my stimulus, and that is why I say
This shit just can’t go on

Glory glory etc.

Don’t these people know that I pay taxes, I have got the right
To go into town and touch and breathe on everything in sight
Did I mention I’m BPOE and furthermore I’m white
This shit just can’t go on

Glory glory etc.

I know Trump is playing possum when the doctors give him sass
So the deep state and the libtards will think they have got his ass
Soon he’ll blow the markets open like a mighty blast of gas!
This shit just can’t go on

Glory glory etc.

So we march and say the tyrant sick oppress the noble well
And against the epidemiologists we will rebel
For as Christians being forced to save our fellow man is hell
This shit just can’t go on

Glory glory etc.