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Thanks for the laughs! Where would you assign “Send in the Clowns”?

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That’s strictly for weddings.

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To the US Men's National Team.

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Arsenal

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As a Norwich City fan, I now have to adopt this song.

Surely Chelsea must have “We’re In The Money” or “Money, Money, Money.”

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Isn't that really more Man City or Man U

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For the spending, yes. For the neighborhood in London, maybe?

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I'm rooting for you guys to stay up. I like having the Canaries around. August and September will be a bit rough, but I reckon Newcastle, Palace, Sheffield United, Villa and Brighton could all finish below you. You'll probably have a good sense of how the season will go if you can get three points against Toon at Carrow Road.

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For your musical enjoyment, we present the MST3K Swing Choir host segment: https://youtu.be/5MTZ8lReVmM

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I've clicked on a bad electronic acid trip

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Remembering that Tom Lehrer _loves_ "Please Hello", I suddenly want a team to use "Lobachevsky".

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My sister was in the Harvard Marching Band, and much to my amusement, one of their standards is "Fight Fiercely, Harvard."

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I love this premise.

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