Sheer fucking genius. Although the fictional candidates are great, I particularly love the passive voice in real-life white nationalist Bolena’s quote: “Things have taken place.” LOLOLOL.
The Machine that Emits Gasses truly is the future of the Party. Personally, I think it should be miniaturized and mass produced so that every Trump donor can receive one to keep in their bedroom for daily worship. It can be coupled to one of the many home-listening devices (like Alexa) so that at the first indication of wavering support for Trump and all that is stupid, the donor can be gassed to death instantly.
I love your punch lines, Roy. The machine that gives off poisonous vapors and makes weird noises as the future of the GOP is brilliant and, currently, pretty much on the mark. More please :)
“A machine that diffuses poisonous gas and emits loud noises.”
As Trump is the inevitable successor to Goldwater and Reagan, this device is the inevitable successor to Dr Clayton Forrester and TV’s Frank’s “Evil Promotional Event” for baseball games, “Colorless, Odorless Toxic Gas Night.”
Oh, Roy, you dissed Sauk County, a lovely place settled by the original white people, the people from England via New England. And then those fucking German assholes moved in and now we have the Irish and Norskis and Pollacks and Swedes (but thank God no wop dago guinea greasers). But we have Culver's butter burgers and the Baraboo Circus Museum, so we'll survive the onslaught of...people who want to milk our cows.
I think Roy is playing with fire here, because if there's anything our timeline demonstrates, it's that a mischievous consortium of gods or aliens has recently decided to fuck with us by making fantastic parodies come true IRL.
Sheer fucking genius. Although the fictional candidates are great, I particularly love the passive voice in real-life white nationalist Bolena’s quote: “Things have taken place.” LOLOLOL.
I thought this site had satire. Today all we get is a news feed. WTF?
(Effing hilarious, though.)
Swift, Twain, the Usual Gang of Idiots welcome you to the Pantheon.
Prentice Jones, GOP challenger for TN-5, is this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3jIE3b-bhY
CA-12's GOP challenger is actually the Hellmouth (AKA Leland Stanford's tomb)
The Machine that Emits Gasses truly is the future of the Party. Personally, I think it should be miniaturized and mass produced so that every Trump donor can receive one to keep in their bedroom for daily worship. It can be coupled to one of the many home-listening devices (like Alexa) so that at the first indication of wavering support for Trump and all that is stupid, the donor can be gassed to death instantly.
Ned Kelly’s, huh?... for a while I was hoping that stuff belonged to Leo Wanker
I love your punch lines, Roy. The machine that gives off poisonous vapors and makes weird noises as the future of the GOP is brilliant and, currently, pretty much on the mark. More please :)
“A machine that diffuses poisonous gas and emits loud noises.”
As Trump is the inevitable successor to Goldwater and Reagan, this device is the inevitable successor to Dr Clayton Forrester and TV’s Frank’s “Evil Promotional Event” for baseball games, “Colorless, Odorless Toxic Gas Night.”
https://youtu.be/jQjrYGLlxps
Shit, that machine IS the fucking Republican Party.
Oh, Roy, you dissed Sauk County, a lovely place settled by the original white people, the people from England via New England. And then those fucking German assholes moved in and now we have the Irish and Norskis and Pollacks and Swedes (but thank God no wop dago guinea greasers). But we have Culver's butter burgers and the Baraboo Circus Museum, so we'll survive the onslaught of...people who want to milk our cows.
I think Roy is playing with fire here, because if there's anything our timeline demonstrates, it's that a mischievous consortium of gods or aliens has recently decided to fuck with us by making fantastic parodies come true IRL.