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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

May I be so bold to point out that ABUSERS are not allowed whatsoever, under any circumstance or situation to claim they are the victim. These folks are grifters of the worst kind. At least a normal one just takes you for the odd dollar on the subway but you also get some candy in return. These grifters are the most horrific kind that of the mind, con their rabid followers into believing that they require sympathy because ya know “Jesus”. After 2,000 years post mordem I hardly think Jesus gives a f*ck. Unless of course he has been reincarnated, I hardly think he would come back as a Christian. They kinda screwed him and his message. LOL! The whole point of reincarnation is to evolve not devolve. LOL!

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

I'm thinking that being "monetarily unrecognizable" is every wingnut's worst nightmare.

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(Stiffly) I am glad my typos amuse you.

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

That was a typo!?!?!

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Nov 14, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

Nah, it meant the bartender suspected she was going to run out without paying her tab.

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

Becoming unrecognizable when you take off your glasses is a Reverse Superman.

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

Everyone and everything else is an Extension Of Their Personal Brand.

"My Personal Brand got yelled at by a drunk liberal woman in a bar!"

"Well, *My* Personal Brand got a glass of water dumped on it by a mean liberal man! Beat that!!!"

(Too bad Their Personal Brand didn't melt when it got water dumped on it but I digress.)

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

Libtards ripped my flesh!

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

No small part of the fun I have on here and alicublog is googling pop culture references that sail well over my head. Thanks for Arnold Stang!

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

Top Cat was part of my Saturday morning viewing as a wean. I hadn't thought about it in a while. Funny how things come around.

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

This type of fun was most of the reason I read the Voice when I was 18-21. There was no Google back then, though, so I had to imagine what the references meant -- a system that worked surprisingly well, as far as I know.

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That was how we all lived back then -- I like to think it excited my intellectual curiosity, too.

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Nov 14, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

And thetans. Who knew?

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

So now Democrats have their own blonde with Clark Kent glasses, Senator-elect Sinema. Will Fox find a new look? Brunettes with monocles? Redheads with eye patches?

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I'm thinking jodhpurs and riding crop, since Timpf's mane, name, and shtick all scream: "Rising star in the Bund Deutscher Mädel who's determined to give the Eve Harrington heave-ho to Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS".

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

Doesn't matter what she looks like: Do conservatives, her party affiliation means she will always be "a pie-wagon hairy hippy chic." (Although I still have no clue WTF "pie-wagon" means.)

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Well, it *sounds* right.

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

Any day now, conservatives are going to have to publish a Green Book, telling them which venues are safe for them. I'm sure it will note Brooklyn is a notorious sundown borough. Of course, the last thing Timpf actually wants is to be among the people who do love her, because that would stick her way the hell out in Fried Anger, AL, or Staten Island.

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Nov 13, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

Shhh, don't tell her that SI just voted for a democrat!

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Nov 15, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

Well, it beats The Apprentice....probably the only (legal) semi-successful thing he's ever done.

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