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Another This Is Hardcore round of ragemail? Don’t mind if I do:

“CDC Monitoring Residents for Sickness After Truck Carrying 100 Test Monkeys Crashes (VIDEO),” UAF Report

A lot of these sites have weird names like “Fear and Blood” and “Steadfast Clash,” but “UAF Report” is a genuine puzzler — the best-known UAF is the University of Alaska at Fairbanks, but unless that institution has been decertified I can’t imagine why they would countenance the association.

Of all the insane things that could happen, it just doesn’t seem like a coincidence that the CDC is responsible for 100 monkeys that are possibly carrying a disease to escape a truck crashing to spread the illness to citizens.

When things like this happen, they really make you wonder if they were done on purpose…

A bunch of monkeys were sent to a government lab for medical research, and the truck crashed. (The monkeys were found and killed; one lady said she got a cough and pink eye after one of them “hissed” at her.) In the time before QAnon made crackpot conspiracy theories official conservative policy, the self-evident explanation for this would have sufficed, but here the assumption is that evil gummint agents used poison monkeys to willfully spread disease and, one assumes, socialism.

Now that the you-know-what is almost over with, the thing that many liberals are pondering is what they can now to keep Americans afraid once again so that we are compliant easily controlled.

Well, look no further because it seems that they’re already trying to stir something up.

The prose stylist responsible for this, I should tell you, is bylined “Daniel,” and identified as a “conservative syndicated opinion writer and amateur theologian.” Anyway, Daniel never explains how exactly engineering a truck crash to release monkeys into the Pennsylvania suburbs fits into the evil schemes of the U.S. public health establishment, but I suppose it’s the mystery and inexplicability of it all that keeps Daniel’s rage-addled readers coming back.

“THE FOOD RATIONING HAS BEGUN IN OUR NATION’S CAPITAL!” Three Percenter Nation

As a resident of Washington, D.C., I assure you no such rationing has occurred. OK, on to the gibberish:

The so-called “commander-in-chief” spoke for two hours and made a complete mess of things. In fact, it was so bad that he actually caused a major “international incident” during the presser.

This strange assertion is neither proven nor explained by links or any other means. I’m guessing author “Danielle Marie” (an obvious pseudonym — guess this one isn’t going into anyone’s clip file) knows the readers will believe any bad news about Biden, and when their children visit and ask, “What do you mean, ‘international incident,’ Dad?” they’ll fill in the blanks with “you know goddamn well what international incident, you goddamn communists” or “who are you, why do you keep me locked up in here,” etc.

However, besides all that it showed the world just how out of touch Biden was with what Americans are going through.

Biden seemed completely unaware that the nation is worried about his failing mental health, and the fact, that he also claimed that 89 percent of store shelves are perfectly stocked.

Sleepy Joe is so out of it he doesn’t know I’m saying he’s out of it, and also he said something else! Danielle Marie cites a Twitter account claiming “Fact Checkers say BS” to Biden’s claim, but that Twitter account links in turn to a source that suggests Biden’s claim is in fact accurate: “Biden appears to have been referencing tracking from IRI worldwide… Pre-pandemic availability was 91% and in Dec it was 90%. Today it’s 89% and higher than 1 year ago.” A popular trick among lazy propagandists with gullible readers is mischaracterizing a source they know their suckers will never visit.  

Um, where is he getting that data?

Most people on social media are posting images that show their grocery stores looking like Venzulua instead of the most prosperous nation in the world.

Venzulua? Maybe Danielle (or Marie, whatever) is overworked, or suffering a brain bleed, rather than lazy. Anyway, the #BareShelvesBiden shtick of showing random empty shelves during a blizzard and claiming it’s the fault of the president’s communism has already receded into the mud-flats of meme history, but Marie is going for the lees:

Now, just days after saying that 89 percent of shelves are stocked to the rafters, DC is now rationing food. It’s so bad, that the mayor’s officials are actually sending tweets out about it in a campaign called “Only Take What You Need.”

The DC Homeland Security & Emergency Management put out the alarming tweet, asking people not to buy more than they need.

The author has never experienced a snowstorm, apparently, nor experienced the resulting temporary shortages that accompany them.

I am confused, are they part of the so-called meager “11 percent” that have no food on the shelves?

ALL OF DC?

Not sure what last spasm was about — maybe she’s trying to wake the reader up.

I can say that in my neck of the woods, the stores are not even remotely stocked up.

Just recently when I went into Walmart, the shelves were completely empty and the meat section was abysmal.

I wonder that Marie, or Danielle, did not beg her readers to send her food, particularly non-abysmal meat, lest she starve. Or maybe she was in fact starving and her prose is the product of the resulting light-headedness.

“Sleepy Joe Has Resorted To Openly Mocking Your God Given Freedoms!” Daily Headlines

America was founded on the principle of freedom. It was a novel idea at the time since the earliest colonists came from England to settle the new land for the monarchy, but things changed. As many of us are aware, the colonists became disgruntled with the oppressive rule that that monarchy had over this new land and decided to be done with it.

If a fourth grader gave me this in an essay I’d recommend cognitive testing.  (No byline on this one; maybe Daily Headlines has a union and it’s serious about preserving the dignity of its workers.)

That desire to be free is what triggered our founding fathers to risk their lives and everything to fight for their sovereignty. To not be controlled by anyone and for a system of government to protect those freedoms.

In my opinion, and many others who are reading anyone who mocks freedom is 100% anti-American, right?

After all, America is “The Land of the Free and Home of the Brave.”

I take it back, I would have cleared the classroom and called in a check for a gas leak.

However, the radical leftists and the current Resident in the White House despise that concept and are working harder than ever to destroy it.

During a CNN Town Hall with Anderson Cooper, Biden took a swipe at unvaccinated Americans by saying they have the ‘freedom’ to kill you with COVID.

What Biden said (in October, by the way) about vaccine mandates and people who thought these mandates interfered with their freedom is quoted in a tweet the unnamed author reproduces: “Freedom? I have the freedom to kill you with my COVID? No, I mean come on. Freedom.”

This seems reasonable to me, but the author feels otherwise and bids readers “watch below and read some of the reactions,” quoting conservatives like Jack Posobiec (“Did Biden just mock the concept of freedom?”) who, unlike Daily Headlines, knew better than to supply the quote they were misrepresenting, thereby looking less stupid.

“KAMALA TRIED TO CLEAN UP OLD JOE’S MESS, AND WELL….[VIDEO],” 2020 Conservative

I’ve seen a lot of interviews with Kamala, and there is one in common, her lack of professionalism. No wonder her own people are leaving her side.

She even hires a lot of PR firms just for her to look good on camera, but it turns out even the best PR firms can’t handle her awkwardness in interviews.

Just like her recent interview with NBC’s “Today” hosts Savannah Guthrie Thursday. You could instantly tell the interview was going to go wrong… Kamala was so defensive and nasty.  She looks like she’s always ready for a street brawl.

Just listen to the way she tells Savannah, “I’m the Vice President…” She’s so nasty, and you can tell she doesn’t believe it when she says it.

Just say the n-word, guy, this is taking all day.

And finally, guess who this is:

Floridians are now at the whims of a floundering, failing President’s edicts.  

Yesterday, without notice or a shred of data to back up this decision, Joe Biden pulled the rug out from under Florida and revoked the authorization of monoclonal antibody treatments — something that has saved tens of thousands of Floridians suffering from COVID. 

(“FDA Limits Use of Regeneron & Lilly’s COVID Antibody Cocktails,” actually. That’s a clue!)

Biden’s entire term as president has been one disaster after another. A border crisis that is raging, inflation that’s skyrocketing and impacting millions of Americans and the list goes on... But, instead of addressing any one of the numerous problems he’s created, he would rather focus his energy on stripping elderly Floridians – most of whom have been vaccinated – of their potentially life-saving treatments.  

The worst part is, this all could have been avoided if we had even a shred of competence from the White House. 

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As you may have guessed, this is from an actual fundraising email from Ron DeSantis— who is so hot about the FDA pullback on Regeneron because one of his big donors profits from selling it. Like the best grifters, though, DeSantis manages to disguise his corruption as indignation. And that extra level of mendacity, as well as the involvement of professional editors and proofreaders, is what distinguishes his enterprise from those of our usual subjects.