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Reading, Pa.: birthplace of Wallace Stevens.

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Bravo.

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(Rudi *really* brought the kids over for Twitler to hand out Iron Crosses, but they didn't get that far and Twitler would have forgotten halfway through anyways.)

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“Lemme see if my phone’s charged.” Gave the best laugh I’ve had in weeks!

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Best one of these yet!

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Mob lawyer suit is spot on.

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Personally, I expect SCOTUS to appoint Donnie given a chance. What I ponder when I bother to is whether there would be any circumstances that would dissuade and, if so, what any of said circumstances might be.

And I'd hope there's at least one person close to Old Joe contemplating the except same thing.

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Great work, a vision of what we can only hope is going on in the White House: yelling, back-biting, Macing. However, English major/medical professional here to say, if Meadows wants to put his foot on Trump's forehead, the Fascist-in-Chief has to be supine, not prone.

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I remember that because I had to do prone pistol shooting in officer training.

I was extremely bad at it. Had to come back for individualized testing, so it was just the examiner and me. I failed the test again, but then he decided we should try one more time. I swear he gave me extra bullets (how he accounted for them I don’t know), but miraculously I finally qualified.

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That sounds like a Rudy plan!

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Can't read any mention of Giuliani now without a paraphrase of the famous apocryphal stage direction: "Giuliani enters in the manner of one who has just tucked in his shirt."

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…and exits pursued by a bear.

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"You wop son of a bitch, I'll kill you! You fucked me!"

LOL - thanks for another morning funny!

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