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Sep 18, 2018Liked by Roy Edroso

I've enjoyed all of these newsletters, but the fiction is really the best. More like this!

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I get it, Mooch! You're saying Trump is a visitor from another time, another, finer, nobler moment, when factory workers had uniforms so it was easier to avoid encountering them!

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Well, like they say, everyone has a book in him. Or her:

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” (Stormy) Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

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Ok gang. Let's put on a play!!!

"All in the Family but with Trumps!!"

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Trump doesn't wear condoms, but one time he did, and it was just a hollowed out baby panda.

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