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I've enjoyed all of these newsletters, but the fiction is really the best. More like this!

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Thanks, Mike. I actually enjoy writing these things a lot more, too — the straight political stuff is mainly a debt to Clio and our descendants — so I expect you’ll be seeing more of it.

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I get it, Mooch! You're saying Trump is a visitor from another time, another, finer, nobler moment, when factory workers had uniforms so it was easier to avoid encountering them!

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And carried metal lunchboxes, not those sissy Velcro ones!

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Well, like they say, everyone has a book in him. Or her:

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” (Stormy) Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

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You know, I could have happily lived the rest of my days on this Earth without knowing the dickhead in chief has a dick head that's brief. Tomorrow, I will go to the airport, wander into the maintenance shop, and begin drinking MEK, toluene, AVGAS, and any other toxic solvent I can get my hands on in the hopes of bleaching my mind's eye blind.

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Ok gang. Let's put on a play!!!

"All in the Family but with Trumps!!"

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Trump Senior: "Junior, you meathead, you!"

Trump Junior: "Geez, Pops, I didn't mean to admit to perjury and obstruction of justice in front of the Grand Jury!"

Senior: "If you had half the brains that your sister has . . . well, she DID marry that Jew. But yo're still a meathead! [sound of toilet flushing]."

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Mel: Oh Donny, you know he vas just trying to do de right ting.

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Trump doesn't wear condoms, but one time he did, and it was just a hollowed out baby panda.

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