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REVERSE DEATH WISH STILL LIBERALS' FAULT!

AND WE'RE GONNA GET BORN NOW.

SIX IMPOSSIBLE THINGS BEFORE BREAKFAST.

CAPITALISM CAN'T WIN IN THE FREE MARKET.

'SWOUNDS, WHAT A DORKNERD.

BULL.

WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?

JUST A REMINDER...

DR. MACPHAIL GASPED. HE UNDERSTOOD.

LITERAL SPOILER.

CUSTER THOUGHT HE WAS WINNING TOO.

INSERT LATEST TRUMP OUTRAGE HERE.

MORE ME ELSEWHERE.

VICTIMLESS CRIME.

IF ANYONE HAD SAID ANYTHING TO ME AT ALL WHEN I FIRST STARTED HERE THAT THAT SORT OF THING WAS FROWNED UPON...

CONSERVATISM CANNOT FAIL, IT CAN ONLY BE FAILED, PART 956,390.

FOOD OF THE GOD-BOTHERERS.

ELECTION NIGHT WRAPUP.

CIVIL WAR CONSPLAY.

YOU CAN'T BEAT US, WE GOT CLETUS; OR, THE @NRO-CONFEDERATES.

NEW YORK TO MORONS: DROP DEAD.

MARINE TODD UND DAS MÄDCHEN.

YEAH, BUT OTHER THAN THOSE WHITE SUPREMACISTS...

DE GUSTIBUS NON EST DISPUTANDUM, MOTHERFUCKER.

NEW VILLAGE VOICE POST UP...

PUT NOT THY FAITH IN PUTZES.

WHY THE OTHER THREE SOLDIERS' FAMILIES DIDN'T GET CALLS.

THIS WOULD MAKE AN ATHEIST OUT OF MOTHER TERESA.

TOGETHER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME!

THE DEATH OF THE PET ROCK.

HOWL YE, FOR THE DUH OF JUDGEMENT IS AT HAND!

INTRODUCING THE PANTLOADOWN.

HORRIBLE CONSPIRACIES.

THE LAST WANK.

NOW LIFE HAS KILLED THE DREAM I DREAMED.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE -- IN EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY! AND ME OUT OF TINFOIL!

IS YOUR WIFE A GOER? SAY NO MORE, NUDGE NUDGE?

NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT GOES INTERNATIONAL.

STRAIGHTS AND FREAKS.

TODAY IN WINGNUT GRIFTS.

DREHER AND NOSTALGIA FOR GERMAN RACISM.

DAMNED LIBERAL OSCARS SNUBBED ROB SCHNEIDER AGAIN.

THE PROUD CONSERVATIVE INTELLECTUAL TRADITION.

ISN'T IT PRETTY TO FINK SO?

SORRY, HILLBILLY HEROIN ADDICTS, CONSERVATIVES ARE MOVING ON.

TRIGGERED.

THE MYTH OF PRESIDENT TRUMP.

NEW VILLAGE VOICE COLUMN UP...

CHOAD RAGE.

TRAVELING LIGHT.

LIBERTARIANS FIND THEIR LIMITS.

A MODEST PROPOSAL.

DON'T FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM.

THE SOUTH SHALL WRITHE AGAIN.

NEW VILLAGE VOICE COLUMN UP...

FUCK YOUR FEELINGS AND YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

ASSPECTS OF THE NOVEL.

...TILL FINALLY THEY CAME FOR THE BIGOTS, AND THERE WAS NO ONE LEFT TO SPEAK UP FOR ME.

COUP-COUP.

THE HATE THAT DARE NOT SPEAK ITS PREMISES.

NEW VILLAGE VOICE COLUMN UP...

IF IT COMES TOO EASY, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.

THE RETURN OF PAY OR DIE.

NEW VILLAGE VOICE COLUMN UP...

HERODOTARD, THE FATHER OF DERP.

HOUSEKEEPING AND A BIRTHDAY REQUEST.

IT AIN'T BRAIN SURGERY.

NEW VILLAGE VOICE COLUMN...

BREEDER MAILBAG.

MR. BROOKS' CLASS WAR.

NEW VILLAGE VOICE COLUMN UP...

RACE, TO THE BOTTOM.

PATRIOTISM AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.

TWO GREAT TASTES THAT TASTE GREAT TOGETHER.

EVEN IF YOU GOT JESUS, YOU'S A EDUCATED FOOL.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

THIS YOUNG MAN WILL GO FAR.

AIN'T MY CRIME.

THE LAW IN ITS MAJESTY ALLOWS THE RICH AS WELL AS THE POOR TO SPEND ALL DAY PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ROD DREHER & GLENN REYNOLDS: A LETHAL COMBINATION.

ON THEIR KNEES AND AT YOUR THROAT.

WHAT'S NEXT -- A TV PREACHER AS "TARTUFFE"?

THE WIND AND THE LIARS.

UP TO A POINT, LORD FARTER.

HELP WITH A TROLL, PLEASE.

ALSO IF YOU HAVE GROUP SEX IT'S JUST LIKE GILEAD SO WHO'S THE FASCIST NOW LIB.

THE SOUTH'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN (LOSE).

KEEP YOUR POWDER DRY.

YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME EASY?

BABY BONKERS.

COULDN'T SAY SHIT IF HE HAD A MOUTHFUL.

A FART TO THE FINISH.

FROM A WHISPER TO A SCHEME.

NEW VILLAGE VOICE COLUMN UP...

POPULISM WITHOUT THE POPULAR VOTE.

GUILTY WITH A (REALLY BAD) EXPLANATION.

I'M NOT GAY, BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS.

GOLDURN LIBTARDS WON'T LET US SPREAD PATRIOTIC WHITE POVERTY ACROST ALL FITTY STATES.

INSULT AND INJURY.

WHO'S NEXT.

WANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.

FRONTIERS IN HACKERY.

NEXT: HOW LETTING JUGHEAD KISS BETTY CORRUPTS OUR YOUTH.

THE FAMILY IS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN BE.

THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS.

SHOVE THAT FOOTBALL UP YOUR ASS, LUCY.

AREA CON MAN WILL TELL YOU WHAT THE REAL CRIME IS.

PEGGY'S ON A BUMMER.

DUMB IN GILEAD.

THE SPERMAL ADVENTURES OF LUTHERAN LAYMAN.

SNAPPY ANSWERS TO WHINY WINGNUTS.

I PITY THE POOR PATRIARCH.

JIMMY BRESLIN, 1930-2017.

CHUCK BERRY, 1926-2017.

SELF, MEET PARODY.

FART FOR FART'S SAKE.

RACIST WITH AN EXPLANATION: STEVE KING EDITION.

THE WHITE WORKING CLASS WHISPERER FLIPS THE SCRIPT.

THE AGE OF A-LITTLE-TOO-ON-THE-NOSE.

BLAHBLAHCARE.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S HEADLINES.

LITTLE AMERICA.

IT STARTS WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS AFRAID.

THE JUNIOR ANTI-SEX LEAGUE IS BACK IN BUSINESS.

YOUNG IDEAS.

YOU'RE INVISIBLE NOW, YOU GOT NO SECRETS TO CONCEAL.

SNOWFLAKES.

THE NEW AGE.

WORST NEO-CONFEDERATE EXPLANATION YET.

WITH THEIR COURT DOG-TRICKS, THAT CAN FAWN AND FLEER.

THE PLOT SICKENS.

AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL.

TRUMPISM WITHOUT TRUMP.

HOES AND TRICKS.

SOMETIMES THERE'S JUST NOTHING YOU CAN SAY.

LIBERAL TOTALITARIANISM RUINED MY SAG AWARDS SHOW.

RETURN ENGAGEMENT.

THEY MADE ME A NEO-NAZI!

DEFINING REPUBLICANISM DOWN.

WOMB AT THE TOP.

A TINY FINGER POKING A GREASY TOUCHSCREEN -- FOREVER.

PUSSY GALORE.

IDAY NOTES.

THE DIFFERENCE.

YOUR MOMENT OF GOLDBERG.

GAYPOCALYPSE NOW!

URINETOWN.

THE ACTRESS VS. THE WITCHFINDERS.

BUBBLE BOY.

THE CEO ALSO TOLD ME MY BEARD DIDN'T LOOK LIKE STRIATED DRYER LINT.