Outstanding, Roy. I don’t know which is better, Glenn Greenwald’s endorsement of conspiracy theories or Jesus chilling at Mar-a-Lago.
Every laugh is welcome because I have so much election anxiety I am almost physically sick with worry. I’ve started to self-soothe by drinking too much eggnog, binge-watching episodes of 70’s-era Columbo, and re-starting my 10-step Korean skin care regime. Soon I’ll be constipated and unable to leave a room without saying “and just one more thing” but at least my skin will be glowing, LOL.
Yeah, WTF ever happened to Glen Greenwald? What an asshole.
The "Order of Kyle Rittenhouse" - on the front is a picture of Rittenhouse standing on a pile dead "antifa" bodies, on the reverse side is the AR-15 he used to heroically "defend" himself from the socialist, communist, Black Lives Matter hordes.
As I'm sure I mentioned, having been frightened about vote-by-mail because apparently they check signatures like they don't for in-person, we did the early voting thing up in a northern NYC 'burb yesterday. Other than standing in line for an hour in a light rain it was great. And smooth -- I know; Cuomo, right? But it was well set up and well run.
And for the time ever, I got a comment about the signature matching to the effect of course signatures change over time.
The vibe at the site was pretty joyful; one of the workers announced that a kid who just signed in was voting for the first time and we all applauded him.
No sign of ant #TrumpMilitia patrolling, but the next couple of weeks will be ugly.
Meanwhile, two factoids:
Texas has already had ~90+% of the vote it had in 2016.
Those waiting for election to vote are ~2 to 1 pro Donnie. Upside for them is lines will (obviously?) be much shorter than feared, downside is that it's still going to be a bitch for them.
Stiffing the contractors who made the video about stiffs is classic Trump. Too bad those hypothermic Nebraskans couldn’t make it to heaven in time for the ad.
Meanwhile, we voted last week and then the WSJ called to ask about it. That’s the trifecta: NYT, WaPo and WSJ have now spotlighted our little town, where all the men are overweight, all the women smarter than the men, and all the children are going back to school next week despite a coronavirus surge. Oh, and we’re the subject of Kegs Kavanaugh’s latest semiliterate concurrence. Go Pack [the courts] go!
I actually got to see Rodney Dangerfield in person. His routine was not the Johnny Carson show, that's for sure! It was the first time I saw a filthy comic live. Quite a show. A classic Carson spot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wRVVGQTp_I
If it's so much fun to be an aborted baby how come it abortions should be illegal? Send those fetuses back to hell where Christianity decided God wants them.
"The campaign is immediately hit with a lawsuit from several artists and technicians who say they worked on the video and whose checks from the campaign bounced. " That I can believe.
Re: Cain in Heaven
Free from care, free from fear
The Saints go trouping in.
Children play all around the Throne, innocent of sin.
A trillion voices sing the name the mortal may not know,
And Heaven's wall's too high to hear the troubles down below.
Jesse Winchester, Step By Step.
Outstanding, Roy. I don’t know which is better, Glenn Greenwald’s endorsement of conspiracy theories or Jesus chilling at Mar-a-Lago.
Every laugh is welcome because I have so much election anxiety I am almost physically sick with worry. I’ve started to self-soothe by drinking too much eggnog, binge-watching episodes of 70’s-era Columbo, and re-starting my 10-step Korean skin care regime. Soon I’ll be constipated and unable to leave a room without saying “and just one more thing” but at least my skin will be glowing, LOL.
Verily sir, you take the turds we are delivered daily and burnish them into sparkling things. Best line:
"remember that God forgives those who are prosecuted in His name.”
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Yeah, WTF ever happened to Glen Greenwald? What an asshole.
The "Order of Kyle Rittenhouse" - on the front is a picture of Rittenhouse standing on a pile dead "antifa" bodies, on the reverse side is the AR-15 he used to heroically "defend" himself from the socialist, communist, Black Lives Matter hordes.
So.
As I'm sure I mentioned, having been frightened about vote-by-mail because apparently they check signatures like they don't for in-person, we did the early voting thing up in a northern NYC 'burb yesterday. Other than standing in line for an hour in a light rain it was great. And smooth -- I know; Cuomo, right? But it was well set up and well run.
And for the time ever, I got a comment about the signature matching to the effect of course signatures change over time.
The vibe at the site was pretty joyful; one of the workers announced that a kid who just signed in was voting for the first time and we all applauded him.
No sign of ant #TrumpMilitia patrolling, but the next couple of weeks will be ugly.
Meanwhile, two factoids:
Texas has already had ~90+% of the vote it had in 2016.
Those waiting for election to vote are ~2 to 1 pro Donnie. Upside for them is lines will (obviously?) be much shorter than feared, downside is that it's still going to be a bitch for them.
"Mr. Boombatz's lawyer, Amir Bagadonuts, could not be reached for comment."
Stiffing the contractors who made the video about stiffs is classic Trump. Too bad those hypothermic Nebraskans couldn’t make it to heaven in time for the ad.
Meanwhile, we voted last week and then the WSJ called to ask about it. That’s the trifecta: NYT, WaPo and WSJ have now spotlighted our little town, where all the men are overweight, all the women smarter than the men, and all the children are going back to school next week despite a coronavirus surge. Oh, and we’re the subject of Kegs Kavanaugh’s latest semiliterate concurrence. Go Pack [the courts] go!
I twigged at the second opinion, but man, you had me all the way there.
I actually got to see Rodney Dangerfield in person. His routine was not the Johnny Carson show, that's for sure! It was the first time I saw a filthy comic live. Quite a show. A classic Carson spot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wRVVGQTp_I
If it's so much fun to be an aborted baby how come it abortions should be illegal? Send those fetuses back to hell where Christianity decided God wants them.
Tremendous piece.
I know Skink, and he cheated.
You captured the "flood the zone with shit" strategy well.
Vinnie Boombatz character's classic stand-up schtick was hilarious.And you know this is th kind of thing Trump daydreams about.
The Franklin Mint.
"The campaign is immediately hit with a lawsuit from several artists and technicians who say they worked on the video and whose checks from the campaign bounced. " That I can believe.