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Oct 26, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Yes, like the Washington Post Editorial Board says, this is what happens when Democrats won’t help Republicans elect a Speaker. Now the Democrats have gotten an extremist like Mike Johnson. Just think, instead they could have voted for an extremist like Kevin McCarthy – whose cardinal virtue was he’s an inch or two closer to the center and doesn’t babble about the Will of God and the End Times from the House floor.

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Oct 26, 2023·edited Oct 26, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

I need to become a political consultant. I would travel around the country looking for good Democrats who are running against hardcore culture issue Republicans.

Like for instance I'd find who is running against Mike Johnson (This Mike Johnson ass clown to be Pacific) and I'd sell him a bunch of yard signs that said " Mike Johnson wants to take your blowjobs away."

This could change America!

I don't know if I can ever look at my feet again without wondering if I had buff toehold.

Funny stuff Roy! Thanks!

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Oct 26, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Missed Chafe this round, but the glum GOEN.J models more than made up for it.

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Oct 26, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

I expect to see “Democrat special interest groups like gays, women of childbearing age, and adherents of the Biden Won the 2020 Election conspiracy theory” in wide circulation soon...

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Oct 26, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Here we are, eight years past the Obergefell decision, and just look at what legal gay marriage has wrought: Traditional marriages devalued and destroyed, dogs living with cats, our nation a smoking ruin like Portland after its weekly burning-to-the-ground.

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Oct 26, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

'Nother one of these "domestic supply of infants" mufuggers. . .

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Oct 26, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Ok, now I’m in love with Representative Talvez-Todavía. I hope she uses that choke hold on Johnson.

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Not to hijack this thing, but I just read the substack description of Roy. Says he has 'notorious gadfly nips'. Anybody actually seen this guy? 'Cause I'm guessin' our new speaker would wanna know.

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"When Republicans Wore Nice Suits" nails it, of course: it really doesn't need to be said in these precincts, but it was clear that the Ope-Ed Right will approve of Mike Johnson because he generally knows when to rein-in the Authentic Trump-Tier Gibberish and can form complete, grammatically correct, sentences, even if to me they have the objective correlate level of 'Colourless, green, ideas sleep fitfully.'.

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Oct 29, 2023·edited Oct 29, 2023

That goenj outfit is hilarious and so appropriate.

https://goenj.com/products/crochet-knitted-vest-layered-halterneck-midi-dress-set

BTW, that vest is KNITTED, not crocheted. I know it matters not to most people, but that distinction is one of my Things. Knitting (with 2 —or more!—needles) is smoother, thinner and arguably more complex than crochet (1 hook). Crochet is — in my view— generally too clunky for clothing.

I might buy the sweater vest, it’s well done, but I would NEVER wear it like that. And please spare me the shoes!! 👎🏻

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