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The language of King Donald I will fall somewhat short of the poetry in Shakespeare’s King Richard II.

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"Honking Fascist Goose" is the soundtrack.

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Because they couldn't afford the rights to Yakkety Sax?

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Actually, it will fall somewhere between The Gong Show and Spike Jones. “Is this the - what d’ya call it? Certficazation? Long form certifi-whoozie? - I see before me? Some people say, many people, even Melania, the darkie is a Moor or maybe he’s less, I don’t know.”

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It's mind-boggling, the number of things that he doesn't know and says anyway.

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Myself, I have two baskets, "Things I know" and "Things I don't know" and then "Things I say" generally come out of Basket #1, but I've never been elected President, so I must be doin' it wrong.

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I say lotsa stuff. WAY more than I can squeeze outta the "Things I know" tube. This may or may not have something to do with the general shunning...I used to think social distancing was only for pandemic-mongers...

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