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Nov 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Ohhhh, I'm so happy whenever I read one of Donnie's stories wherein people call him Sir.

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Nov 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

When historians write about the year 2020, should they stumble upon Roy's collected works they will find it damn near impossible to distinguish these plays from reality.

Consider that here, Roy has Trump telling Hoge to add Retsyn to the vaccine. Seems so over the top, doesn't it? And yet, we had Donald Trump on live national TV from the White House press room suggesting people inject themselves with household disinfectants or possibly shove UV lights into their various bodily openings. The transcript from the one is frighteningly close to the other.

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Nov 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

I think you’re absolutely on point that random old TV ads, along with various other factoids and fantasies, rattle around in Trump’s brain, filling the neural landscape occupied in more normal people by basic arithmetic, words larger than two syllables, and moral concepts other than “See, want, take!”

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Nov 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Love how Trump's outfit keeps sprouting military ornaments. If you ever write him back into civilian life, a few dozen more ribbons and medals and he could be the new captain of Sea Org. With a lifetime of grifting on his resume, he's certainly qualified.

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Nov 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

OMG.

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I laffed out loud when I saw the art. "Certs contains a golden drop of Retsyn!" I says to myself in the windmills of my "mind." Sure, all your younger readers got explained the reference to them, but I KNEW IT FIRST.

(In the 3rd line, you've got STEVE talking when you mean TRUMP.)

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Tis pity [BLACKOUT] is a lighting cue and not a stage direction to Trump after double-dipping in the nose candy.

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Nov 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

I like the last part where Fauci is pushing his glasses up his nose with his middle finger. He actually did this more than once during those absurd Covid-19 press shows that Trump did for a while. Don't think it was an accident.

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Nov 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

The last days of the Trump White House is beginning to resemble Sealab 2021.

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LOL - good one! I'll be chuckling about this one all day. Unfortunately there's too much of an element of truth to how he's gonna kill everybody.

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Nov 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

"There’s nothing weird about these people who got better, right? They’re not all Amish or colored or something?" Trump sure knows what weird is. He should, being one. Just like he knows who very fine people are.

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Nov 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Beauty, Edroso. The Retsyn is the master's touch.

Hate to be that guy, but I had a thought while reading about Pardonpalooza this morning, I'd dearly love to hear the discussion between Trump and Bill Barr about the text in his upcoming pardon. You know Trump is gonna want to punch it up a bit.

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"They're not all Amish-colored or something?" I grinned, I laughed, I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what it meant, I laughed some more.

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5 stars

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