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Jul 27, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

I'm convinced that Greenwald's tombstone will be engraved like this:

Glenn Greenwald

"Whom I Do Not Support"

Date - Date

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Jul 27, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Glem "Russian Active Measure #247" Greenwald openly embracing fascism, in hopes that he will be shot last.

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Jul 27, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Sorry, I wanted to talk about Roy’s actual sketch, but when I read the words “soulful Alex Jones” in the introductory quote I passed out from a massive overload of cognitive dissonance and I’m now traveling by ambulance to the Emergency Room of my local hospital. Hopefully my condition is reversible.

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Jul 27, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

I couldn’t follow Glenn’s argument about “people who lie for a living” who “criticize you in good faith.” I guess trying to square the circle of Jones’ defamation of Sandy Hook victims into some kind of Jones martyrdom has broken what logical thinking Glenn ever possessed.

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Jul 27, 2022·edited Jul 27, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

"-blocked me like a dog.""

You know who could block a cock- Jeff.

He could shut everybody down. At least until he got the " pick of the litter." If you know what I mean.Those where the days. It was my Vietnam, you know"

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Wow, it seems like just yesterday when many of our sage commenters on alicu were still convinced GG was a leftist...

Whatever this publicity stunt the lead quote was a part of is closer to the truth: Jones & GG can come together over their income streams derived from Russian psy-ops & forge an agreement. What a country!

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Jul 27, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Wow, I had trouble with this one. First problem for this dotard was that quote, here in the real world, made no sense. I mean, Jones may have apologized a little well after the harm's been done yet he continues to spew toxic bullshit.

So I started all confused in that old fart way.

And then I get presented with a slow burn.

That ultimately pays off because I was in the hands of a master.

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Jul 27, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Listening to Knowledge Fight's coverage of both Sandy Hook and Uvalde, it's obvious to me Alex has learned from his mistakes, and is capable of repeating them at will.

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Jul 27, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

"TRUMP does his weird dance. Crowd goes nuts — not Trump-rally nuts, more like Mar-a-Lago wedding party nuts"

3 marks!

But here's the problem: Greenwald has become parody-proof. The setup passage illustrates that. My greatest fear* is that Greenwald will somehow convince Bolsonaro that samba and bossa nova and tropicalia are communist props and Bolsonaro will round up all the musicians in some favela and burn it down.

*Greatest among equals...they's a big bunch...

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Jul 27, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

The abominable Jones not only desecrated the deaths of children with his evil sewage, he got a bunch of his addled minions to hound their parents, in one case literally to death. He will say and do anything for money, and Greenwald's shameful sucking up is out of respect: another instance of game recognizing game. I'd love to see Greenwald in a strokefest interview with the soulful Jones about some of his other LBGTQ hits:

- "The Pentagon has weaponized perfumes that will make men attracted to other men and they want you to do that so you don't have kids."

- "The reason there's so many gay people now is because it's a chemical warfare operation, and I have the government documents where they said they're going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals so that people don't have children,"

- "I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay." "The majority of frogs in most areas of the United States are now gay."

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Jul 27, 2022·edited Jul 27, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

"they stopped me from cleaning up that January 6 thing, because they were mobbed up with the gays and the woke idiots"

Right, he had ordered 10,000 National Guard troops to the Capitol before the insurrection even started, but Nancy Pelosi blocked him. And then, for some reason he completely forgot about this for a year and a half. Maybe he's just modest.

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Updating my own comment elsewhere in this here comments section over my confusion re the quote at the time of the post, there's this:

https://news.yahoo.com/alex-jones-sandy-hook-defamation-trial-newtown-shooting-infowars-hoax-190510685.html

I'd say it takes a perverse intellect to say what Greenwald did, more so in the context of how he markets himself as the last honest man in the media, but, well, yet more confused.

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So that " let us reason together" line from the OT is : If thou fuckest around, thou will find out.

Which is reasoning I suppose.

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Is Glenn wearing a Log Cabin Republican button yet?

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Is that introductory quote for real? C'mon, you gotta be kidding... Holy fkg crap!

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Yeah, there's no difference, Andrew. Literally saw some twitter rando explain to another twitter rando that Tom Hanks was so wholesome that he absolutely has to be a terrifying pedo even by Hollywood groomer standards.

He's not even fucking gay.

You cannot respectability politics your way out of these people hating you for existing.

I'm not sure Andrew will ever learn that.

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