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Amused! I even laughed at one point.

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“If it ain’t in it ain’t sin.” Lololol. Made my morning, Roy.

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Why do I keep hearing banjo music?

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Refusing to work in the Oval Office and not leaving the residence is about as close to a bunker mentality as you can get without having, you know, an actual bunker. Doesn’t Trump know the fix is in as far as the Senate is concerned? Surely Moscow Mitch doesn’t believe the GOP can win in 2020 with Mike fucking Pence.

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Now they're in Treason Turtle's home state he can keep them from leaving it. (Or, even worse, he can tell his wife to reroute all national bus, commercial truck and train traffic down Gulchville's main drag twenty-four/seven.)

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Treason Turtle! LOL

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Speaking of bunkers, he seems to have stopped playing golf, so the health issue may be involved. He's now literally that 400-pound guy on the bed.

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In addition to the awesomeness already noted, somehow I missed the whole Gorilla Channel thing. So much joy for a Monday

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