"I have two sons and two daughters." Geez, even parody Trump forgets about poor Barron. (And that's just one of the reasons the kid's gonna grow up to be some piece of work, that I can tell you.)
Just re-watched Blazing Saddles. Glad I did, but miss Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little and Madeleine Kahn and Dom DeLuise and agghhhh trying not to be too sad.
<i>Look, you want some M&Ms? They always make me feel better. We have a bunch of them over at the Eisenhower Building.</i>
If this had been on one of the Monty Python albums that I first heard when I was 12, I would still be hearing it in my head to this day. It is a top-notch lunatic brush-off.
I just subscribed for a year. Roy, I've been following your writing for a long, long time... probably more than ten years. My money is a little tight these days, but I'm happy I finally signed up.
Whoa...the seething contempt drips down my monitor like Jared's tears. A Greek tragedy in the New Rome with a billion member audience. Thanks Roy.
"I have two sons and two daughters." Geez, even parody Trump forgets about poor Barron. (And that's just one of the reasons the kid's gonna grow up to be some piece of work, that I can tell you.)
Kid's gonna have more issues than Reader's Digest.
Great thing about writing a narcissist is, you can forget he has another kid and it looks like *he* forgot he had another kid.
are you sure he wasn't moving Eric into the daughter category and forgetting the daughter her Mom kept Trump away from?
I always picture these played exactly like Mel Brooks and Harvey Korman in Blazing Saddles. Same costumes, too.
"I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy!"
"Tell the President harrumph!"
(Pence, glances at Jared with scared look) "Harrumph!"
Just re-watched Blazing Saddles. Glad I did, but miss Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little and Madeleine Kahn and Dom DeLuise and agghhhh trying not to be too sad.
<i>Look, you want some M&Ms? They always make me feel better. We have a bunch of them over at the Eisenhower Building.</i>
If this had been on one of the Monty Python albums that I first heard when I was 12, I would still be hearing it in my head to this day. It is a top-notch lunatic brush-off.
I just subscribed for a year. Roy, I've been following your writing for a long, long time... probably more than ten years. My money is a little tight these days, but I'm happy I finally signed up.
Sorry, is it just me, or is the cleavage kinda not appropriate?
For here or for Fox?
Because they're due to veer into hardcore porn any day now
I can totally see the Breitbart headline of the future: "Liberal cougar Pelosi peg Democrat Schumer in low-energy sex farm."
Ugh, good question.