The whole gas range thing reminds me of the furor around incandescent light bulbs disappearing in favor of LEDs. It's a librul conspiracy!
The other day I mentioned misdirection being a favorite tool of the GOP - but in the case of Miss MTG when she shouts "look over there, squirrel!" she's likely actually pointing at a mirror.
Sadly, I cannot paste the "and" with the right and proper italicky slanty-font, the feature that makes this sentence a 2-marker.
But what I was really hoping to read at the end was "I yield the balance of my time". Because wouldn't Kevin be entirely within his right, indeed his DUTY, to respond by stating "The mentalwoman yields the balance of her time. I promise never to call upon her again." Cue gavel banging...
Now this is a merry-go-round I will gladly jump on to help lead the charge against the nefariously plotting Masons. Maybe it'll take some heat off the Jews, they could use it.
Jan 13, 2023·edited Jan 18, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso
The uneasiness we felt when we were very young going into a new experience, such as the first time we walked into a bank or a classroom, that's the psychological basis for calling out change of any kind as something to undermine who we really are and want to be forever.
"I miss keys" in hotels. What was wrong with leaded gasoline? They don't make relationships the way they used to. Someone must be to blame, and if I had a nickel for every time!
Jan 13, 2023·edited Jan 13, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso
Meanwhile, in the Department of ACTUAL conspiracies, the propane industry is using money from a federal check-off fund to lobby against electrification bills like the one in New York. The law establishing the check-off specifically prohibits any use of the funds for lobbying, so if mere humans like you or me did this, it would be called "breaking the law", but LOL, everybody knows the law is unbreakable for corporations, trade associations and rich people generally.
She actually said all of that in one minute, didn't she? It's not like it would lose clarity or coherence at speed.
But wait, she's not the type to sacrifice her time in the spotlight for obedience to her own party's authority, now is she?
This "one-minute" cancel culture oppression will not, wait! Is "one minute" a part of the Masonic metric system Italian space lasers trans lizard people communism?! RECALL/IMPEACH/EXECUTE MCCARTHY!
"spreaded-around" is an absolute gem.
The whole gas range thing reminds me of the furor around incandescent light bulbs disappearing in favor of LEDs. It's a librul conspiracy!
The other day I mentioned misdirection being a favorite tool of the GOP - but in the case of Miss MTG when she shouts "look over there, squirrel!" she's likely actually pointing at a mirror.
"Natural gas and propane."
Sadly, I cannot paste the "and" with the right and proper italicky slanty-font, the feature that makes this sentence a 2-marker.
But what I was really hoping to read at the end was "I yield the balance of my time". Because wouldn't Kevin be entirely within his right, indeed his DUTY, to respond by stating "The mentalwoman yields the balance of her time. I promise never to call upon her again." Cue gavel banging...
This is great! It should be spreaded around both far and wide.
Look, I'm as Democratic as anybody- but Marge really makes me doubt the wisdom of the Popular Vote.
" A Mason?Bejesus, no- I've been a Catholic all my life, I'll have you know!"
Robert Shea - The Illuminatus Trilogy
Now this is a merry-go-round I will gladly jump on to help lead the charge against the nefariously plotting Masons. Maybe it'll take some heat off the Jews, they could use it.
I have a friend who’s a Freemason and a Satanist. Don’t tell Miss (nee Mrs.) Greene!
Everything old is new again.
The uneasiness we felt when we were very young going into a new experience, such as the first time we walked into a bank or a classroom, that's the psychological basis for calling out change of any kind as something to undermine who we really are and want to be forever.
"I miss keys" in hotels. What was wrong with leaded gasoline? They don't make relationships the way they used to. Someone must be to blame, and if I had a nickel for every time!
Step right up! Go away, kid, you bother me.
Meanwhile, in the Department of ACTUAL conspiracies, the propane industry is using money from a federal check-off fund to lobby against electrification bills like the one in New York. The law establishing the check-off specifically prohibits any use of the funds for lobbying, so if mere humans like you or me did this, it would be called "breaking the law", but LOL, everybody knows the law is unbreakable for corporations, trade associations and rich people generally.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/11/climate/climate-propane-influence-campaign.html
"Mr. Speaker, I yield 1 minute [...]"
She actually said all of that in one minute, didn't she? It's not like it would lose clarity or coherence at speed.
But wait, she's not the type to sacrifice her time in the spotlight for obedience to her own party's authority, now is she?
This "one-minute" cancel culture oppression will not, wait! Is "one minute" a part of the Masonic metric system Italian space lasers trans lizard people communism?! RECALL/IMPEACH/EXECUTE MCCARTHY!
We all know Biden is too weak and senile to blow his nose without being told to do it by Antifa or Black Lives Matter or Bilderberg or what-not.
I think Jill has the telling part covered, dumbass. And if he's too weak to do it, why bother telling him?
Even though it wasn’t written as such, I now have “ce-ment” stuck in my head. As in, “Jethro’s out by the ce-ment pond.”
Is there an corollary to "schadenfreude" anyone can suggest? Where you enjoy the humor but are also terrified at the same time?
What, no pedophiles or groomers mentioned? Future Marge must be slipping.
We-all might have ta rely on our char-cole greels!
Also, it should be noted that George Santos announced Wednesday that he will resign from the congressional seat he stole. His official statement:
"I will NOT resign!"
Despite some recent unfortunate electoral developments, she still holds on to her dream to become the next Mrs. Herschel Walker.