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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

It is my great hope that Barron, having been raised primarily by non-Trump hired help, might turn out to be someone approximating a human.

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I was too amused by this. I'm even willing to accept Roy's Barron much as it conflicts with the real one.

Why, I was so amused by this that I forgot how bummed I am by the news that Vanky won't be primarying Little Marco. I'm'a mitigating that just a little my mulling the idea of Vanky primarying Rick Scott. Little Marco is very Trumpy in a way Scott isn't so I can understand Vanky passing on the former and going after the latter. Dreams come true sometimes, I hope.

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

It just occurred to me while reading this that I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photo of Trump so much as *looking* at Barron. I think Roy did a sketch a while back where Trump didn’t even recognize him. Given his surname, there’s a better than average chance Barron grows up to be an insufferable criminal asshole, but I do feel sorry for the kid.

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Very funny, but the accent throws me. "Ehp"?

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Every boy needs a movie to offer him a guide to life. “Blue Velvet” could be a good choice for Barron Trump. For me it was a mashup of “Hard Day’s Night” and “Help.” Moptops, mates, beatle boots and screaming fans - too bad Richard Lester wasn’t available to direct me in junior high.

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'Like and Comment'? like is far to mild. Love, love, love. 'looks like you fell down.' 'yes Ahlzheimmer. they fall.' absolute classic!

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Barron is a prince among men.

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I have a horrible presentment that young Barron will revenge himself on a beleaguered world some day...after his siblings face their trials...

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

If only....

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

MELANIA: Ees Ahlzheimmer. They fall.

She doesn't need to read the deposition.

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Incisively yucky.

I'm like Joe - I don't really want to talk about T***p anymore.

And just think, we *could* be addressing the failed/fake Biden marriage.

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I never would have thought of it, but it’s completely fitting that someone in that ghastly family *likes* the Dennis Hopper character from Blue Velvet.

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Roy, I kinda wondered if you’d persist in coming up with these l’il jewels after The Ginger Peeg lost the election. No longer!

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

T***p being dusted off by his own alleged flesh and blood and bleeding all over what is probably the only white-on-white-on-white condo in Miami Beach is *everything*.

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I have no doubt that this sort of shit actually happens in that "family". (Think mob family...)

As for Barron? He'll grow up to be the same little entitled lying, cheating, backstabbing bitch like every other Trump. Sorry to bust anyone's hopes about the kid. But this ain't Disneyland.

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Feb 19, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I've been expecting that when the indictments start coming (please, God) Trump will be found wandering the grounds of Mar-A-Lago in his bathrobe -- the old Vincent "The Chin" Gigante move. So Melania testifying that the "peeg" has Alzheimer's isn't far off. However, I'm concerned that I find reading about Barron knocking the piece of shit to the ground way too satisfying. Might he go through with the kicking next time?

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