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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

(You *know* Miller has the "Horst Wessel Lied" as his ringtone.)

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

Nominated for burn of the year:

"...after I shook your hand my skin tested positive for mildew."

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

Every dictator has a scheming weasel who'll say and do anything to assert his power. Drumpf naturally has the sleaziest weasel money can buy.

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

Bravo! I believe this is your best imagining to date. When Miller is finally shoved out, like all Trump apparatchiks, he'll be type cast as Joseph Goebbels in James Woods' Hitler-as-artist biopic: "Painted with Words at Eternity's Gate." For no charge, I will even provide a brace for his right leg (after he breaks it, of course).

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

This was quite on target especially Miller's tendency to start yelling and showering insults at his interlocutor when there's even the slightest pushback on his open propagandizing and Trump adoration. I can understand why he rarely appears on TV. The man makes my skin crawl.

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Hilarious, and all, but couldn't you have found a way to include Miller's pronunciation of "dynasty" as "DINNisty"?

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

Recent research suggests that Miller is replacing Giulian

in <i>Nosferatu</i> comparisons

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

There's a glowing place in my heart for "you Hollywood liberals in Washington."

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

LOL

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Apr 11, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

You know you could find and replace with Tucker Carlson. For a guy who hates labor, Trump has been flipping over a ton of rocks.

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