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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

(You *know* Miller has the "Horst Wessel Lied" as his ringtone.)

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was Horst Wessel in the media or was our Horst a liberal?

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Horst was an early Nazi and storm fighter. He got shot dead for his troubles at 22 and so became an instant Nazi Party martyr.

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

Nominated for burn of the year:

"...after I shook your hand my skin tested positive for mildew."

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

Every dictator has a scheming weasel who'll say and do anything to assert his power. Drumpf naturally has the sleaziest weasel money can buy.

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

(What was that joke? "The ideal Nazi is blonde like Hitler, tall like Goebbels and slim like Goering"?)

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

Bravo! I believe this is your best imagining to date. When Miller is finally shoved out, like all Trump apparatchiks, he'll be type cast as Joseph Goebbels in James Woods' Hitler-as-artist biopic: "Painted with Words at Eternity's Gate." For no charge, I will even provide a brace for his right leg (after he breaks it, of course).

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

This was quite on target especially Miller's tendency to start yelling and showering insults at his interlocutor when there's even the slightest pushback on his open propagandizing and Trump adoration. I can understand why he rarely appears on TV. The man makes my skin crawl.

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Apr 11, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

He's like the new zombie Andrew Breitbart.

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Hilarious, and all, but couldn't you have found a way to include Miller's pronunciation of "dynasty" as "DINNisty"?

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Apr 11, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

Hey, David Attenborough does it too,. Just because Miller is a shitweasel is no excuse to go after our English cousins. Unless you were just calling out his pretense of being, I dunno, fishbelly whiter than thou? Something. In which case I totes agree and carry on.

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David Attenborough and other Brits can say that all they want. Stephen Fucking Miller grew up in Santa Monica. It's pure pretentiousness, and goes along with his white supremacist self-image as a world-historical specimen of racial superiority. (As you know.)

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Yep. It is a little bit amazing the sheer range of dickhead behaviors these assholes adopt. Miller is a giant fucking racist, and you'd imagine he spends all his time and energy on that. But maybe it just comes easy to him, because he's apparently not at all above gaming out a billion tiny ways to be a fucking asshole, either. You wonder how they find the time. Maybe you free up a lot of resources when you don't have to be human.

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We've all seen or read about his high school complaint about being "forced" to pick up his own trash, since the school has janitors who are "paid" to do that. We had a classmate in high school who was not an asshole like that, but who took the pro-Viet Nam war position in class discussions, and I got the sense (or maybe projected it) that he took pleasure in being the contrarian. Miller strikes me as an uber-nerd who realized he wouldn't have to envy (he thought) the kool kids if he accepted that they hated him, so he gave them something to hate about--plus it won him fans. Of course the fans were assholes and idiots, but better a king in hell than a vassal in heaven, or somesuch. And now look. As I've said, he's right out of the background ghouls in the Downfall video, and one of the few Hitler doesn't kick out of the room before his rant. Top o' the world, Ma!

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I doubt that Miller has a relationship with another human being (romantic or just close friends). Women I know around his age find him to be a total creep. So he has a lot of time to sit in his little apartment and come up with hateful things to whisper into Trump's ears about "them".

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If only one of these guys would say "raychist" instead of racist, like Coleman Young used to do.

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

Recent research suggests that Miller is replacing Giulian

in <i>Nosferatu</i> comparisons

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

There's a glowing place in my heart for "you Hollywood liberals in Washington."

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Apr 10, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

LOL

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Apr 11, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

You know you could find and replace with Tucker Carlson. For a guy who hates labor, Trump has been flipping over a ton of rocks.

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