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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

"Manifest Destiny Mountain," I am deceased, come put flowers on my grave, lmao.

Absolutely brilliant, all of it.

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Chekhov's lawn jarts.

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Magnificent, and probably all in pre-production planning right now. Can't wait for the Jack sequel, where he tames the Uppity Blahs and their leader Hobama, and then cleanses Libtown of the Hey-Rabs, who live in open sewage.

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Brilliant.

TMI, though, but a warning: I was blowing my nose while reading this and, well, suffice to say, that’s a questionable if not dangerous thing to do.

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God, I'd forgotten PowWow. Thanks for the reminder, I think.

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

We need something to combat woke Sesame Street. I propose Kyle's (Ritten) House. The gang meets every afternoon in a structurally unsound treehouse to combat porn by first learning what it is, followed by gun play.

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Apr 4, 2022·edited Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Is that 100 million dollar thing real? That's horrifying. I mean, JesusGod, No!

"fondness for stage plays and foreign foods, and the ease with which he gets along with local women"

Strangely enough. that is the caption beneath my picture in the college yearbook.

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Wait, wait, children's programming? "Sheriff Allen West: No Prisoners"? Was the Segal thing aimed at kids as well?

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Apr 4, 2022·edited Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

This is great. Really funny. I hope they do some bad Claymation. Davey and Goliath brought a ton of souls to the Lord, I bet.

I remember when Ben was a young irritating as fuck teen pundit I took solace in my certainty that he would end up as an assistant manager at the Franklin Mint callcenter spending one weekend a month at a table in the hallway outside the Gun and Knife Show ("Call a buddy,, bring a friend!") hawking signed remainder copies his conservative tween screeds with Glenn Reynolds. Confederate Yankee and that one asshole preacher from Florida.

Now he's probably rich. Jesus Christ.

There might be a bright side -That probably means his old lady has some bucks and Boys, I'm here to tell you, she could had.

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

"Every week Sheriff West shows house-breakers, bar-fighters, and underpass-sleepers who’s boss..."

So he's Eric Adams?

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

“When will Disney put pants on all those humanoid animals? Do they care they are encouraging children to run around pantsless?” said no one, ever.

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Shapiro’s miserable media outlet has $100M to piss away like that? Or is it going start a GoFundMe scam?

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

And Ben Shapiro's Indignant Animaniac voice requires no modification for voicing chirpy, animated Jack.

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

"Sheriff Allen West: No Prisoners"

We had that exact thing in Milwaukee. But the character's name was changed to David Clarke for some reason.

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

I'm looking forward to "The New Adventures of Little Black Sambo" on Saturday mornings and "Ron Dreher's Prayer Hour" every day from 2:00-2:30.

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Apr 4, 2022·edited Apr 4, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

That picture is creepin' me out. Is that the face Ben makes right before he wishes you into the corn field?

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