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"Et In Trumpcadia Ego"

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The “confused Vincent Vega thing”! Priceless

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This like all of your "Scenes from the Oval Office" cry out to be staged, and filmed..

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I'm waiting for the inevitable Rightwing write-ups explaining how Herman Cain actually died from something else. He simply CAN'T have died from covid because it's just like the flu or a cold! And even if he did, he should have been treated with hydroxy cookies or something, and he'd be alive!

If Louie Gohmert becomes ill and dies, perhaps THAT will convince some of Trump's diehards that this disease is real. And if that's the case, Louie Gohmert, Padishah Emperor of the Crazy People, will have finally done a great public service.

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I did not know Lionel Hampton was an active Republican.

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I'm trying to think of a sniveling coward to best play Jared in the stage play.

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YAY!!!!!!!!!!! Jared Hazmat returns!!!!!!

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"it’s tough on the colored but not on the white men."

Or, as Trump sees it in his mind, certain victims have a big letter "C" on God's life or death forms.

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So in this story, have Trump and Kushner literally been confined, or are they just freaking out? I'm thinking this would be an interesting way for Pence and/or McConnell to get them out of the way and thus minimize the damage to the GOP in November.

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I've quit reading your missives in the morning, Roy. I've learned to wait until I'm home from my daily postal stuff and have a cocktail in hand. Cheers, Maestro. 🍸🍹🍻🥂🥃🍷🍾

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Reading this a day late but glad I didn't miss it. Hilarious!!!!

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