This is almost too sadly real, because we all know when it comes to historical knowledge Trump is without question a “When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor” guy.
Normally after a hallucinogenic sketch like that I’d say “I want some of that drug” but this time I really, really don’t want any of that drug, lmao. Bravo, Roy.
Just yesterday my local newspaper ran an editorial for [war criminal] Marc Theissen. Theissen says that President Biden should be shunned and barred from any 9-11 memorials because he "abjectly surrendered to al Qeada and the Taliban."
Yes, 'tis truly an enduring an completely unsolvable mystery as to who was president prior to February of this year. It's a shame we will never know! So I guess Joe Biden must take the blame for having negotiated the withdrawal deal.
"2nd LIEUTENANT: General Lee sir President Lincoln has been shot by a member of the entertainment industry!" Each weekday I can expect a LOL moment from Roy. This one got me today.
Brilliant. I'm positive that in Trump's mind, he hasn't a clue about why the Civil War was even fought. To the guy who put the letter "C" next to the names of colored folks to make it easier to deny them apartments in Trump Village, the South just wanted to continue to own blah people and work them to death, so where's the harm in that?
Hilarious. But can't some, or all, of us merrily create bogus "statements" like the one on Roy's page. It's dollars to donuts that, no matter how stupid and illiterate it turned out, thousands would take it seriously. The graphic is simple. Come on, people.
Rule is that there’s no explaining what one finds funny. One’s amused or not and an analysis pretty much ends there.
But this, this I found highly amusing especially the Trumpy Abe Lincoln.
Dontcha mean "Alexander Graham Cracker"?
This is almost too sadly real, because we all know when it comes to historical knowledge Trump is without question a “When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor” guy.
Normally after a hallucinogenic sketch like that I’d say “I want some of that drug” but this time I really, really don’t want any of that drug, lmao. Bravo, Roy.
"Alexander the Graham Bell" is, without a doubt, the funniest thing ever written. Good job!
That last bit, about Trump doing commentary at a Hollyfield fight at the Hard Rock Cafe on the 20th anniversary of 9-11-
I'll be honest Boss, don't you think that's a bit far fetched?
Wonderful! I don’t doubt that if subjected to Flesch-Kincaid, this would rate no higher than 4th grade reading level, just like the real Trump.
"General Lee sir President Lincoln has been shot by a member of the entertainment industry! " ROFL — and that was only one of many. Thanks!
Just yesterday my local newspaper ran an editorial for [war criminal] Marc Theissen. Theissen says that President Biden should be shunned and barred from any 9-11 memorials because he "abjectly surrendered to al Qeada and the Taliban."
Yes, 'tis truly an enduring an completely unsolvable mystery as to who was president prior to February of this year. It's a shame we will never know! So I guess Joe Biden must take the blame for having negotiated the withdrawal deal.
I was just going to tell you to open this one up to the world and then Twitter told me you already had. It's really just superb from start to finish.
"2nd LIEUTENANT: General Lee sir President Lincoln has been shot by a member of the entertainment industry!" Each weekday I can expect a LOL moment from Roy. This one got me today.
If Bin Laden had been on our side we could have won the G.W.O.T in one day, but he just loved his Islam too much.
But let's put up a statue to him anyway, he was a pretty great commander!
"When you're a general they just let you do it."
That sounds like a reasonable facsimile of what might have been going on in Trump's head. Close enough for me.
Brilliant. I'm positive that in Trump's mind, he hasn't a clue about why the Civil War was even fought. To the guy who put the letter "C" next to the names of colored folks to make it easier to deny them apartments in Trump Village, the South just wanted to continue to own blah people and work them to death, so where's the harm in that?
Hilarious. But can't some, or all, of us merrily create bogus "statements" like the one on Roy's page. It's dollars to donuts that, no matter how stupid and illiterate it turned out, thousands would take it seriously. The graphic is simple. Come on, people.
"into storage prior to its complete desecration"
Will they be sending out a Zoom link to the desecration? I don't do in-person desecrations any more, because of the Covid.
Oh my god, this is good...beginning to end. Bravo, Roy.