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faak leter, to meny wurds spelt correk.

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Like so many, the writer is hurt by the fact that he's not getting the support he feels he deserves from the government he seeks to overthrow.

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You mean the current administration that’s the first one ever to care about the working class? https://mobile.twitter.com/jscros/status/1348496109379923969

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"Qanon Johnson is right!!"

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A-1 Blazing Saddles reference.

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Galligash is clearly stupid because he doesn't know that he participated in the coup not because his leader encouraged him to but because of entrapment by the radical left wing and its tool, the deep state.

But, yo, this post's chaser is that the Times ran profiles over the weekend of the deplorable pieces of shit who support the #TrumpPutsch. So, in a sense, the Ties beat Roy to the punch on is one. OTOH, the deplorable can't be mocked enough, ditto for their promotion by the establishment press.

Meanwhile, for a real obscenity, there's this: https://www.jta.org/quick-reads/steve-king-and-jeanine-pirro-compare-social-media-crackdown-on-far-right-to-kristallnacht #FoxTurds claim social media crackdowns on people encouraging a violent coup are the equivalent of Kristallnacht. Great to see that there is a right to be able to access social networks to foment violence. OTOH, Twitter wasn't inspired to ban Donnie while he worked to ensure the worst, deadliest response to the pandemic possible and his later efforts to subvert a lawful election.

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Very, very good. Everyone will have their own favorites but ottocorreck and pedofile slayed me.

On the other hand, “Chuck Jewmer” followed by “I love Israel” is so spot-on it’s chilling.

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Ahem ... Isreal. And Sasquatch, too, probably.

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I think I went to school Otto Correck. Pete O'File was across town. Water polo as I recall.

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Roy, I fucking can't. I'm envisioning Mike Pence trading fags and now I'm trying not to die. I want to smart off like the popular kids, but that just keeps coming back.

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Trading fags for Twinkies in prison.

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Well he's convinced me.

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All right, I confess, you got me lol with “Nazi Mingle.”

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So this is what aHugh Hewitt column looks like before the WaPo editors get hold of it.

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The "*I love Isreal" is a nice touch.

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Off-topic, but it’s safe to say that Tom Brady has turned off his phone so Donny will stop bugging him about receiving the Medal of Freedom.

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To the Responsible Party In Charge,

I strenuously object to your portrayal of Hiram Galligash, Punkin County (S.C.) Tax Assessor. He, unlike, you, is a True Patriot, as am I. We two Patriots are shining examples of the immense diverseness of those whom support our Dear President Trump, the greatest President whom ever lived. As you can see, I am superbly, some might say, over, educated, where as Hiram, my compatriot, is one of the poorly educated that Our President so beatitudinously loves, as he has stated so many times, many more times than any other President has stated. I, a staunch, erectile conservative, may peruse such eminently periodical writing as the National Review, and Mr. Galligash is an enthusiastic aficionado of patriotic literature such as Monster Trucks and glossy, waterproof magazines encased in protective plastic which feature impressively dimensioned mammary glands. Proof that, once again, you have completely missed the point of our Patriotic Save America Movement.

Huffily,

Peregrine J. Whiteness, USCT, Mha, D.pn, AMPM, Ret.

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needs moar "and their ilk"

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ikr

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Anytime I encounter “ilk,” “incurious,” or “disconnect” used as a noun, I skip the rest of the comment and move on to the next one.

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'…an we got a RITE to kill them ilk enny time we wants to, FUUCK your "seezun" an "lie-senses" which I call them because those are LIES of SATAN!'

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The eloquence is, uh, impressive.

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He knows how to use an asterisk?

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He thinks there fifty of them on the Americun flag

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Can you do one in Glenn G's voice about his outrage that all us'n libruls don't get Soshul Meedia Molonopies and want authorityaryan sensershit?

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The Etsy mug was an extra nice touch. I ordered 20, one for each of my sister-wives.

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