After Editor in Chief Rightsaid Fred moves on to other opportunities, the publishers can consider hiring Editor Kourir. Not only does he have access to Kamala Harris's REAL birth certificate, he's a video tape (BetaMax, naturally) of her using the word "Whitey," and it's not followed by "Bulger," if you know what I mean.
Ah, the halcyon days of Editor Korir and the "Whitey Tape." I remember the week before the 2008 election, watching the shitshow play out between whoever was impersonating "Editor Korir" and breathless, panicked, desperate right wingers in the U.S.: "Please, Editor Korir, do something! You have to save us from Obama!"
"...because the true conservative happens to agree with the President on immigration, health care, military preparedness, civil rights, gay rights, religious freedom amendments, abortion, entitlement spending, Title IX, the Jerusalem embassy, Iran, work requirements for welfare, and above all his wonderful, wonderful Supreme Court justices." Yes. yes, yes. This is why I don't talk about Trump with my Republican neighbors. They're willing to admit he's a crude, grifting narcissist, but they love his policies.
On January 22, 2019 [seventeen days before the post─G.F.], Wohl made a claim on Twitter falsely suggesting that Democratic Senator and presidential candidate Kamala Harris is not an American citizen on account of her parents not being naturalized citizens at the time of her birth, and as such, is ineligible to be President. Harris was born in Oakland, California, and is therefore a U.S. citizen regardless of her parents' citizenship status at the time. Politifact rated Wohl's claim "Pants on Fire." A February 2019 post Wohl tweeted through @Women_4_Schultz that wrote Kamala Harris "does not represent American Women" and that she "traded sexual favors for public office" gained several hundred retweets and likes.
After Editor in Chief Rightsaid Fred moves on to other opportunities, the publishers can consider hiring Editor Kourir. Not only does he have access to Kamala Harris's REAL birth certificate, he's a video tape (BetaMax, naturally) of her using the word "Whitey," and it's not followed by "Bulger," if you know what I mean.
Ah, the halcyon days of Editor Korir and the "Whitey Tape." I remember the week before the 2008 election, watching the shitshow play out between whoever was impersonating "Editor Korir" and breathless, panicked, desperate right wingers in the U.S.: "Please, Editor Korir, do something! You have to save us from Obama!"
That’s CHIEF Editor Kourir to you, buddy!
"...because the true conservative happens to agree with the President on immigration, health care, military preparedness, civil rights, gay rights, religious freedom amendments, abortion, entitlement spending, Title IX, the Jerusalem embassy, Iran, work requirements for welfare, and above all his wonderful, wonderful Supreme Court justices." Yes. yes, yes. This is why I don't talk about Trump with my Republican neighbors. They're willing to admit he's a crude, grifting narcissist, but they love his policies.
Third Way! Third Way! Third Way! No Way!
Wouldn’t it be nice if there was a Third Way
A new path on which to hang our hopes?
But all we ever get is a Turd Way
Offered by conmen and dopes.
How many different {Third Way}s have there been? Blair's, some European neo-Nazis,….
I challenge anyone to diagram the first sentence without their brain exploding.
I challenge anyone to diagram the first sentence without their brain exploding.
Alas, I have tried to generate an ungulate joke, but have failed.
Frankly, my deer, I don't give a damn.
Looks like Roy’s already done that, visually.
Shut up and take my dark money!
I've never watched Republican pornography, but somehow I am certain that that's a line from some.
Not subscribing until they've hired their preset quota of plagiarists.
One of them hadn't even waited:
From the Wikipedia on Jacob Wohl:
On January 22, 2019 [seventeen days before the post─G.F.], Wohl made a claim on Twitter falsely suggesting that Democratic Senator and presidential candidate Kamala Harris is not an American citizen on account of her parents not being naturalized citizens at the time of her birth, and as such, is ineligible to be President. Harris was born in Oakland, California, and is therefore a U.S. citizen regardless of her parents' citizenship status at the time. Politifact rated Wohl's claim "Pants on Fire." A February 2019 post Wohl tweeted through @Women_4_Schultz that wrote Kamala Harris "does not represent American Women" and that she "traded sexual favors for public office" gained several hundred retweets and likes.