Quite honestly, I just find it completely impossible to care about this, well, freakshow. Depp was defamed? It all just reminds me of my favorite exchange from Casablanca:
"You despise me, don't you, Rick?"
"I suppose if I gave you any thought at all, I would."
Depp has lost both his looks and apparently his mind, yet still won his suit against Heard. I fervently wish he'd slink off into obscurity, but nobody does that nowadays. I bet his embarrassing behavior continues until we reach a public denouement/meltdown of volcanic proportions.
What I wasn’t paying attention to. I had a sense before this that Depp was let’s say lacking as a human being in the way that fame and fortune protects and enables but no, he’s much, much worse and fully worthy of condemnation despite whatever one might want to say about Heard:
What can I say? Tracking societal collapse and the collapse of civilization requires exposure to so much and things get overlooked. Glad to see all the happy powerless Roganites rejoicing. Their lives are such shit that shitting on Heard is all they do to feel like they’re anything. Worse than sad.
I don’t know, I’d really like to see that first one made. Not to actually watch myself but see how it would perform with audiences.
Otherwise, I’m a bad American and barely have a shit about the latest trial of the century.
I deliberately ignored the Depp/Heard trial as much as possible, as I try not to exceed the normal daily quotient of misogyny that is unavoidable when you walk around in a female body.
All you need to know about that conflict is that the Right supported Depp. Rod Dreher, Mr. Divorced Guy, actually posted an open forum for conservative Christian men to air their grievances about their own Amber Heards, their wives who were inexplicably divorcing them. Trust these guys not to look at their own role in the failure of their marriage, or even their own joint contribution to it. Nope, it’s all Bitches Be Crazy.
The only thing I really noticed about the trial- JD sure looks like shit these days.
That was gratifying to see.
The "Yo, Bitch" guys are the ones always blubbering how they can't get laid. If they tried to pull that shit with MTG she'd probably rip their arm off and beat them to death with it.
I can't think of a single Johnny Depp film I've really enjoyed. He did star in the only Polanski film I didn't like.
I remember seeing a theater marquee that read " POC III" and thinking that that could also stand for "piece of crap"
Ben Shapiro as "Half-Pint" is brilliant. Ben should get at least a cameo appearance in The Chemist, seeing as how he's inspired contemporary Canadian mass shooters like Alexandre Bissonette, who shot up a mosque.
So the good news is, Baby Face Kyle is not trending because some backwoods sheriff hired him to be a school resource officer. Apparently he's just going to see if he can sue some bitches too.
When this Trial of the Century About Celebrities' Reputations first showed up I thought the were talking about "Johnny Depp and the Amber Herd," and figured the world's Ambers had had it with J.D. Little known fact: Depp was going to make "Edward Semiautomatichands" but the funding from the NRA fell through when Ted Cruz complained Johnny was getting more blood money than he was.
"much derring-do and CGI" – ie, no derring-done, and crap eye-filler...
"the feminized Canadian Army" – who's feminized? The Canadians, or the Army? I need to know before I address the privates.
"parkour routine at Habitat 67" – isn't that the only reason it was built? Way ahead of its time, for sure...
"Many guest stars visit, usually Tommy Chong"
2 marks!
Quite honestly, I just find it completely impossible to care about this, well, freakshow. Depp was defamed? It all just reminds me of my favorite exchange from Casablanca:
"You despise me, don't you, Rick?"
"I suppose if I gave you any thought at all, I would."
Depp has lost both his looks and apparently his mind, yet still won his suit against Heard. I fervently wish he'd slink off into obscurity, but nobody does that nowadays. I bet his embarrassing behavior continues until we reach a public denouement/meltdown of volcanic proportions.
UPDATE!!
What I wasn’t paying attention to. I had a sense before this that Depp was let’s say lacking as a human being in the way that fame and fortune protects and enables but no, he’s much, much worse and fully worthy of condemnation despite whatever one might want to say about Heard:
https://www.readthepresentage.com/p/johnny-depp-amber-heard?r=hdnf&utm_medium=ios
What can I say? Tracking societal collapse and the collapse of civilization requires exposure to so much and things get overlooked. Glad to see all the happy powerless Roganites rejoicing. Their lives are such shit that shitting on Heard is all they do to feel like they’re anything. Worse than sad.
I don’t know, I’d really like to see that first one made. Not to actually watch myself but see how it would perform with audiences.
Otherwise, I’m a bad American and barely have a shit about the latest trial of the century.
I deliberately ignored the Depp/Heard trial as much as possible, as I try not to exceed the normal daily quotient of misogyny that is unavoidable when you walk around in a female body.
All you need to know about that conflict is that the Right supported Depp. Rod Dreher, Mr. Divorced Guy, actually posted an open forum for conservative Christian men to air their grievances about their own Amber Heards, their wives who were inexplicably divorcing them. Trust these guys not to look at their own role in the failure of their marriage, or even their own joint contribution to it. Nope, it’s all Bitches Be Crazy.
The only thing I really noticed about the trial- JD sure looks like shit these days.
That was gratifying to see.
The "Yo, Bitch" guys are the ones always blubbering how they can't get laid. If they tried to pull that shit with MTG she'd probably rip their arm off and beat them to death with it.
I can't think of a single Johnny Depp film I've really enjoyed. He did star in the only Polanski film I didn't like.
I remember seeing a theater marquee that read " POC III" and thinking that that could also stand for "piece of crap"
Nicely done, Roy. Highly entertaining!
Ben Shapiro as "Half-Pint" is brilliant. Ben should get at least a cameo appearance in The Chemist, seeing as how he's inspired contemporary Canadian mass shooters like Alexandre Bissonette, who shot up a mosque.
"Special cameo by Tom Cruise as The Bitchmaster!" LOL! I'd buy that for a dollar!
Glad to see Poopmouth making a reappearance. Does he still have his castanets?
So the good news is, Baby Face Kyle is not trending because some backwoods sheriff hired him to be a school resource officer. Apparently he's just going to see if he can sue some bitches too.
Ben Shapiro as "Half-Pint." Hah, I guess "Cabin-Boy" was already taken! Definitely worth the price of admission!
When this Trial of the Century About Celebrities' Reputations first showed up I thought the were talking about "Johnny Depp and the Amber Herd," and figured the world's Ambers had had it with J.D. Little known fact: Depp was going to make "Edward Semiautomatichands" but the funding from the NRA fell through when Ted Cruz complained Johnny was getting more blood money than he was.
R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
"Deppraved! The Podcast" needs to be trademarked. Brilliant.
Ben Shapiro as Half-Pint made me spit out my coffee.