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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

2 reluctant marks.

Only reluctant because slight concern re: shooting yer whole wad in one intergalactically overthetoppo post. I mean, you coulda spread this over a week or more...

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

"Dr. Rev. McKinley Coolidge Cleveland" I am deceased, LMAO.

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Four stars!

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Chicken Magnet. I am awed.

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This is Hilarious.So much win- MC Pull-Ya-Draws-Up , Schiff or Swalwell.

Funny shit Boss. Much needed!

Helps to get me through the Great American Experiment of putting the least qualified person possible in charge.

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This gave me a funny feeling in my tummy.

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

What happened to Commander Spud’s big rig driving class?

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Very mixed here.

I see the headline and I think maybe Roy was inspired to write today's piece by my comment on the free site yesterday.

But then I read the piece and it pretty much could have been written any year. I was expecting a lot more throwing Ukraine under the bus and love of Putin, maybe even with an appearance by the insanely hot Tulsi Gabbard but no.

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Where's Tulsi?

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Brilliant. Like National Lampoon and Mad Magazine in their prime. (A name like Rhett Fenschmeck is right out of that tradition, and can you picture these illustrated by Mort Drucker? Just imagine the cover of Davenning for Health or the Incel Hymnal, or any of the others!)

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

First, the silent movie (?) still is fantastic. This is the content I am here for.

The entire post is Aces, but as usual Patriarch Rod steals the show with his flamboyant display of, er, *faith.* Patriarch Rod lovingly carrying his crozier was a master stroke. Spare the crozier, spoil the Rod!

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

“removed from the curriculum” instead of “banned” was one of Mary Kate’s innovations!

Look for "removed from the living", the latest Putin-approved euphemism for "Murdered by the Russian Army."

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

"....shakes his crozier at those...."

EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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You disappoint me, Edroso. These things are supposed to be satires, not verbatim transcripts.

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Feb 25, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

“Look, A Black Guy Agrees With Us!”

I’m going to cancel my subscription now.

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(Including a message of greeting from the former President, Dimitry Medvedev.)

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