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Nov 2, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Re the people barely under the surface that is the satire of todays post: As always, fuck their feelings.

As for the first part about New York’s Finest, a whopping 34 of the snowflakes in blue are on paid leave:

https://twitter.com/tristansnell/status/1455258984772997120?s=21

34 out of ~35,000.

To say ACAB is being too kind.

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Nov 2, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Bravo. The payoff in the second anecdote when we learn little Tommy is in college is just *chef’s kiss*

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Nov 2, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I see the NYT found a “Democratic” Youngkin supporter who donated tens of thousands of dollars to Republican candidates. (They missed that little detail. No correction issued.)

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Well, you sure didn't pull any punches today! This is great- spot on. Sure, I spent a few tense minutes behind the couch gibbering in terror after I read it. Then I realized I had a bunch of weed just for situations like that. So I smoked some. And here we are.

I am still amazed at how gullible these people are. If I were younger I might consider

starting a political action commitee or selling supplements. I have some nice well rotted horse manure compost out back of the barn. Heat it to 160 degrees, kill all the bugs and dry it out good. Mill it fine, maybe with some thyme or lavender. Pack it in jell caps. All Natural Herbal Based Predigested Ivermectin. Cures covid without destroying the lining of your intestines.

And I could feel good about this because they could take them instead of straight horse wormer and maybe not die so much. The key is to overcharge enough. Everybody knows crap is good if you pay enough for it

Look at Cadillacs.

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Nov 2, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I just LOVE how those dummies think that American Presidents control OPEC.

Meanwhile, Here in NYC, the two dingbats we have vying to be our mayor are...

1 - The founder of The Guardian Angels who was once cool, and is now a kooky Republican living with 14 cats in his small UWS apartment

2 - An angry Black man who is a Bloombergian jackass who thinks he changed the NYPD for the better, and can "handle Whitey".

We are doomed. But I can't leave NYC!

I'm glad I'm in my mid0-'50s and not a child...I don't know how long this Democracy Experiment will last, 'ya know?

I guess I'd better listen to "Chinese Democracy" and learn something. Did you know that album went PLATINUM?!?

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Nov 2, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Is there some sort of talent agency that books these folks? And does Dreher use for his "friends"?

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Nov 2, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

My 1st grade teacher hit me with a paddle. She should be hanged, if she's still alive.

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"...milk costs five bucks for a quart, can you believe this? Unreal."

Nice job capturing one of Trump's... er, excuse me, "Barron's" verbal tics, which is to lie to people and then append to the lie a word like "unbelievable" or "incredible" or "unreal" or a phrase like "can you believe it?" Folks, HE'S LITERALLY TELLING YOU HE'S LYING.

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