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Dec 22, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Maybe it's me but I found that aspiring cock sucking thing incredible but ever so slightly so. I mean, I'm so almost tempted to buy it.

Whatever. At least there were a lot of "Sirs".

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Dec 22, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Worst “American Pie” sequel imaginable.

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Dec 22, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

ewww

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Dec 22, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

How possible is it that the source of leaks for the last couple meetings with Flynn and Sidney has been Rudy via butt-dialing?

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Dec 22, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

If I thought Powell and Giuliani were only meeting with Trump to brief him about their ongoing demented court cases I’d actually be relieved. Trump has denied the martial law thing and since Trump always lies that’s a pretty clear indication it’s being discussed. He’s completely capable of *trying* to burn it all down, however ineptly and unsuccessfully.

And I doubt even Trump is dim-witted enough to admit “I’m planning to overthrow the election and launch a coup.” As we know from Python’s Spanish Inquisition skit, surprise is always an important element when launching an offensive, especially when you’re trying to overthrow a constitutional democracy -- although surprise would be only one element of his weaponry, LOL.

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Dec 22, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

The blowgun dart is inspired business. This Oval Office series has everything. It's like if Thornton Wilder wrote porn (The Skin of Our Sheath?), or if theater of the absurd were genuinely funny. Future scholars will search this opus for hidden meanings, existentialist themes and such like, but we know better. It's journalism with laughs.

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This is so great. The wind in the White House and the bit on the village are a late-Shakespeare breath of bleakness.

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Dec 22, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Haha - good one today!

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On the one hand, this is satire, and an exaggeration, and etc. On the other hand, who says? What ELSE is Trump going to say and do in the Oval, in between meetings with Kushner and Miller and prostitutes, other than wank out the clock? This is Hitler-in-the-bunker, mutatis mutandis. Haberman et al are going to need crowd control professionals and a mainframe to organize all the leakers who will besiege them as of Jan. 21.

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GIULIANI: I've seen worse.

Every invention has a down side -- even mirrors.

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Via Atrios I see DJT has dumped Powell. At least she doesn't have to suck his dick anymore! LOL

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I know this is meant to be humorous but, in actuality, doctors and researchers are increasingly discovering physiological and neurological long-term impacts that may suddenly emerge in recovered Covid-19 patients. It's quite conceivable that Trump could feel cold even in a quite warm room. How many "recovered" Covid-19 patients are, in fact, "long haulers" or may have serious side effects that emerge only later.

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