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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Oh noes, not walk on the flag and learn critical race theory, anything but that!!! LMFAO.

I wonder when they’ll bump the date to after March 4th falls through? Probably July 4th. After all, trapping and executing all those deep state pedophile cannibals takes time – they are tricksters, especially the ones who are also lizard people.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Kind of like the second coming. It keeps getting pushed further and further back.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

April 15th: the day Trump reveals his tax returns that show he owns all of America and can run it like a business forever.

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But he already did that. He ran it like one of 𝘩𝘪𝘴 businesses.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I believe going forward critical race theory will be taught in rooms the flag is used as a doormat and throughout the room.

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What do you know that you know that the 4 March insurrection will fail?

Very suspicious.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

JFC, as Brother Pierce would say. And people say something can't be simultaneously humorous and horrible.

"The sheeple still have not risen up to restore him to the Throne..."

Actually, that rising is scheduled for 4 March, the true date for POTUS inaugurations till that commie Dwight Eisenhower had it changed. Indeed, IIRC, Ike's commie sympathizing is what gave rise to the JBS as well as Billy Buckley's push to make the GOP a white nationalist party.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

You’ve summed up the essence of Q type thinking: everything you don’t like is either fake or someone else’s fault. “Fake news” and “I take no responsibility “ are Trump’s “The buck stops here” or “I have a dream.”

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With Parler up and running, I think we should be picking names off the arrested list and reporting that they're narcing out their compadres. And Marjorie Greene is actually Soros' niece, trying to infiltrate.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Roy, I'm disappointed: you know plagiarism is wrong!

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

What I hear from my True Believer acquaintances is that the Deep State conspiracy will eventually be revealed. Maybe not on March 4, but it will be revealed. And then we'll see that, yes, the conspiracy is vast and involves tens of thousands of people--many of whom were planted by Soros long ago and secretly wormed their ways into acceptance by Republicans. They were sleeper agents, and now occupy positions as federal judges, Republican representatives on state election boards, and even the Supreme Court.

If you think this all sounds ridiculous, you need to get out and talk to True Trumpers. They believe this stuff and even more fantastical nonsense (Obama has a time machine, for example. Or Hillary has blackmail material on every Republican.). These people are clinically insane--and they're about 1/3 of the total populace.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Thank God for the dusky hordes to give them something to hate and fear more tangible than all these shadowy deep state comic book villains and their fell contrivances and incessant conniving!

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Just listen to Levin every day and he'll tell you when it's March 4.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Mein Bruder Bitcher! Q has been silent for 70 days. Thank Donald you are not.

Let us sing from our patriot hearts:

I hear a sound of an abundance of rain. I hear a sound of victory.

Angels have been dispatched from Africa right now.

Africa right now Africa right now Africa right now Africa right now.

Amunda acka atta racka dayda packa sanda atta kemo kimo tiddly winkum!

Doesn't that just say it all? Our Now and Forever President! March 4th! Tiddly winkum!

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

(Q is trying to avoid S as in Subpoena)

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Heil, Trumpf, un der 10,000 year Trumpf Reich, as we ay around the house.

First Donnie as long as he wants then Junior, Vanky, maybe Jared, maybe Jared, maybe even Barron and then their spawn. (Tiffany is disqualified because she's too fat to be hot let alone s hot as Vanky. Her father isn't a fan of her. Sad.)

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

This is splendid. Lovely timing. I can hear music playing in the background but I'm not sure whether it's some march by Sousa or Dixie played by a very bad band of Confederate reenactors. I LOL'ed more than a few times which is likely also a sign I need to get out immediately and more often. I would except for fear of being raped by Islamic Mexicans and turned into a gay Socialist Democrat in one fell swoop.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Horst-Wessel-Lied?

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Well, certainly the Worst Weasel Lied.

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To be fair, I don’t know if Irma Grese wrote any catchy tunes.

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So you're saying dead Horst was a Republican?

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I think there's witchcraft involved too. There has to be witchcraft involved. Otherwise *everyone* would see how great the Leader has been for America.

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Cue Humbert Humbert: "You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style."

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Roy, sometimes I ask that you make a particular column public. This time, I'm not doing that. This time, I 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥 that you make this column public.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

In 1967 we moved from Oregon to Texas where my dad got his first full time minister job. He was a felon so he couldn't get regular jobs and we were always dirt poor until he got that minister job, so as a kid I was happy to finally have a regular house to live in and food and clothes. Those are nice things.

I remember soon after we moved to Texas dad took us all to a John Birch meeting. They were too nuts for dad, who always admired Dwight Eisenhower because he had kept dad from having to go fight in the Korean War. My dad's twin brother had to go and he ended up fighting in the frozen Chosin so my dad was really appreciative that he didn't have to go. No criticizing Eisenhower around him!!! And that's right, Eisenhower had answered a personal letter from my grandma asking that the military not take her one and only son left at home. Eisenhower intervened personally. I've always thought Eisenhower was an OK guy for that reason.

LOL, they started criticizing Eisenhower so we left and dad said they were a bunch of nuts. We didn't agree about a lot of things but he was sure right about that.

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My dad managed to never make it out of the US during the Korean Police Action. Fort Riley in Kansas and somewhere in Louisiana. My dad was a cook, which he only used for Saturday breakfast.

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Great personal story. I like your style, dude.

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My family were big Stevenson people (much before I was even a slight skid, much less a full accident), so I didn't hear much good about Eisenhower coming -up.

With time and Trump, and without absolving him of Arbenz, Mossadegh, &c., I've come to appreciate his basic competence at management and logistics: managing the European War really was a good test for his fitness for the peace.

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Feb 16, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

"this version (which is different than the original) doesn't seem to use any obviously Jewish faces"

Plus, Gina sent* Michelle Obama an illustration depicting a monkey hanging by a noose tied to a tree branch, and while we don't know for sure what this means, we can be clear it is not racist because black people aren't literally monkeys, and if that's the connection you made, you are the true racist. Checkmate, libtard.

*she didn't really do this**

**I hope

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"Do you not remember that anything that makes it look as if we are losing or that makes us look bad is a lie cooked up by George Soros and the Rothschilds — like the myth that we’re anti-Semitic?"

...Man, all these years on and I STILL occasionally forget the "Edroso + hot coffee = Ow!" equation.

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I formerly was Twinkified by the Female Orgasm, but Brothers and Sisters, I have seen the Error of my ways, and sworn off that Powerful Thing, and now I am gladly an Unkempt Hooligan for Jesus. Repugnant am I in Your service, O Lord! And please, help me to remain Manful and always Done In One Minute unto the end of my Days.

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