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Mar 5, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

“..like an overturned canoe”! Brilliant...

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Mar 5, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

And for some some reason I think of the final scene of the generally unfortunate “The Magic Christian”

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The lava-lava, a traditional garb worn by some Samoan men, will present unique challenges when Bloomberg introduces a stop-and-frisk policy in his new kingdom.

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Mar 5, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Can someone explain to me how he won American Samoa?!

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Mar 5, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Timely!... it was getting so that every time I saw Bloomberg, I would hear Steely Dan’s “The Fez” in my head

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Mar 5, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

“And once our arsenal is operational, we’ll take over Niihau and Lanai. Larry Ellison is defenseless!”

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Mar 5, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

A fine successor to Mr Duke.

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Mar 5, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

If you like conspiracy hypotheses: Bloomberg's candidacy was a feint designed to make Biden look better by comparison.

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Mar 5, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Bloombergia lol so imaginative. Maybe Billy Joel is available to compose an anthem

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