"Here is where the oh-so-'woke' liberals — who I like to call 'Woke-o Haram' as well as 'Too Woke Girls,' 'Woke-o for Woke-o Puffs,' 'Woke-lahoma,' and, when they are being sexually permissive in their entertainments as well as 'woke,' 'Wo- Kalcutta' — show their ignorance of real America."
"Wo-Susanna, don't you cry for me, I'm going to see Rhianna with a gun strapped to my knee."
I will never forget how Erick once conveyed how annoyed he was that he had to walk .75 of a mile (literally 5 city blocks in my urban hellhole! I mapped it!) to get home for some podcast or interview which didn’t happen and he got a blister on his foot because of it.
Suffice to say, he and his ilk are the Real Men of America!
“This is what Jesus meant when He said we must become like little children again.” I. Am. Screaming.
Christian conservatives are the best type of conservatives because they are continually coming out with absolute howlers. For example, I love how some of them *highlighted* the fact the Atlanta massage parlor killer attended an evangelical church IN HIS DEFENSE. As if we don’t know that conservative white Christians are MORE likely to be hate-filled racists, misogynists, LGBTQ-phobes, etc. than the average person, but with a paper-thin decoupage of Jesus on top as their cover story.
If there was one good thing about Trumpism, it was how it ripped the mask off their whole As-Christians-We-Adhere-To-Principled-And-Deeply-Held-Moral-Beliefs scam. Even the normies see through them now.
1. How does the extremely limited regulation comport with the 2A's requirement for good regulation ("...well regulated militia...)? Looks like psychological deficiencies, so to speak, are not a bar to Son of Erick's state mandate.
2. How does the antipathy for Blacks (or "racism") comport with the state arming them? How will cops' be made to tolerate this? Or will the answer be same as now: Cops are licensed to kill Blacks with impunity and essentially immunity, so that's the answer?
3. This idiocy again raises the questions: Are people like Son of Erick that stupid and just pandering to people who need to be pandered to, not informed? And whether or not they're as stupid as their audience, does it matter? Probably not, but I wonder anyway.
I thought , per Colbert, that Karl Rove was Hamface. Has the mantle of pork-visage been passed to Ewick while I was preoccupied with whatever it is that has taken up residence on Ted Cruz’s jaw?
Yesterday, you posted two screenshots on Twitter, one where Erick said the equivalent of "aw shucks I sure do hate guns, but I need them to protect my family" next to a photo of the newspaper he shot up with a gun. It's basically Turd Turdson in a nutshell, it's just missing some irrelevant gawdtalk.
Right there in the Bible it says "suffer the little children so they may come unto me and I might make fun of them for throwing like a girl or not running fast or wearing glasses."
If some enterprising progressive picked up Erickson's proposal we could have handgun and black-rifle control in weeks.
You can get a government-issued self-defense handgun but only after you've passed a background check, received a laudatory note from your pastor and spouse (like they do in Canada), watched a safe-handling video where VP Kamala Harris shows how she safely stores and uses her weapon, and demonstrated the ability to put three bullets into a target at 10 yards. Once you've done all that, Representative Jayapal will look you in the eye and hand the weapon over personally.
Each neighborhood can also apply for a certain number of government-issued black rifles, to protect their community from MS-13, hurricane looters or hurricanes. Those people have more stringent tests.
That way everyone can get a gun, but everyone is trained. This has bipartisan legs.
In the same "Federally allocated guns for everybody!" piece, after crowing about how he carries a concealed Glock* 43, der Schinkengesicht also wrote this:
"Guns scare me. They make me nervous. I go to a gun range and outdoors to shoot machine guns, but guns in my home and on my person bother me. But they are an instrument — a tool — that I increasingly think every American needs to have and learn how to properly use. I have had to overcome my fear of guns and it is so clear to me now that so many of those who make the loudest arguments against guns have never even tried to buy one."
I've lived my entire life of almost seven decades in what right-wingers deem the scariest place on earth. It has a population 50 times that of Erickson's home town, and more than half of them aren't even white (the fact that makes it so scary to wingnuts). Erickson's right -- I've never tried to buy a gun and I've never fired a machine gun, but I've never lived in such fear that I thought I needed to do either.
PS Cindy Sheehan says "hey!"
*A favorite brand of mass murderers: Omar Mateen (Pulse nightclub), James Holmes (Aurora movie theater), Jared Loughner (Arizona mall parking lot -Gabby Giffords), Dylann Roof (Charleston church), etc., etc. ad nauseam.
"Here is where the oh-so-'woke' liberals — who I like to call 'Woke-o Haram' as well as 'Too Woke Girls,' 'Woke-o for Woke-o Puffs,' 'Woke-lahoma,' and, when they are being sexually permissive in their entertainments as well as 'woke,' 'Wo- Kalcutta' — show their ignorance of real America."
"Wo-Susanna, don't you cry for me, I'm going to see Rhianna with a gun strapped to my knee."
I will never forget how Erick once conveyed how annoyed he was that he had to walk .75 of a mile (literally 5 city blocks in my urban hellhole! I mapped it!) to get home for some podcast or interview which didn’t happen and he got a blister on his foot because of it.
Suffice to say, he and his ilk are the Real Men of America!
so, the sidney powell defense, reworked? oh lord, why didn't you make me a grifter?
“This is what Jesus meant when He said we must become like little children again.” I. Am. Screaming.
Christian conservatives are the best type of conservatives because they are continually coming out with absolute howlers. For example, I love how some of them *highlighted* the fact the Atlanta massage parlor killer attended an evangelical church IN HIS DEFENSE. As if we don’t know that conservative white Christians are MORE likely to be hate-filled racists, misogynists, LGBTQ-phobes, etc. than the average person, but with a paper-thin decoupage of Jesus on top as their cover story.
If there was one good thing about Trumpism, it was how it ripped the mask off their whole As-Christians-We-Adhere-To-Principled-And-Deeply-Held-Moral-Beliefs scam. Even the normies see through them now.
I remain confused:
1. How does the extremely limited regulation comport with the 2A's requirement for good regulation ("...well regulated militia...)? Looks like psychological deficiencies, so to speak, are not a bar to Son of Erick's state mandate.
2. How does the antipathy for Blacks (or "racism") comport with the state arming them? How will cops' be made to tolerate this? Or will the answer be same as now: Cops are licensed to kill Blacks with impunity and essentially immunity, so that's the answer?
3. This idiocy again raises the questions: Are people like Son of Erick that stupid and just pandering to people who need to be pandered to, not informed? And whether or not they're as stupid as their audience, does it matter? Probably not, but I wonder anyway.
I thought , per Colbert, that Karl Rove was Hamface. Has the mantle of pork-visage been passed to Ewick while I was preoccupied with whatever it is that has taken up residence on Ted Cruz’s jaw?
Others have said this already, but I absolutely howled at "Wo-Kalcutta."
"But though my blessings are huge they are not unmixed." Thanks, for that one.
Yesterday, you posted two screenshots on Twitter, one where Erick said the equivalent of "aw shucks I sure do hate guns, but I need them to protect my family" next to a photo of the newspaper he shot up with a gun. It's basically Turd Turdson in a nutshell, it's just missing some irrelevant gawdtalk.
"who I like to call 'Woke-o Haram'"
Oooh, I've got one! "Woke-ol Harum"! They wouldn't even have to change the title of "A Whiter Shade of Pale".
"They laughed and laughed at the idea of making everyone in the country carry a loaded gun and thinking it would lead to less gun violence."
(chef's kiss)
Right there in the Bible it says "suffer the little children so they may come unto me and I might make fun of them for throwing like a girl or not running fast or wearing glasses."
«O! Qu'el con 'l'est!»
If some enterprising progressive picked up Erickson's proposal we could have handgun and black-rifle control in weeks.
You can get a government-issued self-defense handgun but only after you've passed a background check, received a laudatory note from your pastor and spouse (like they do in Canada), watched a safe-handling video where VP Kamala Harris shows how she safely stores and uses her weapon, and demonstrated the ability to put three bullets into a target at 10 yards. Once you've done all that, Representative Jayapal will look you in the eye and hand the weapon over personally.
Each neighborhood can also apply for a certain number of government-issued black rifles, to protect their community from MS-13, hurricane looters or hurricanes. Those people have more stringent tests.
That way everyone can get a gun, but everyone is trained. This has bipartisan legs.
GAHHHK!!!!!!!!
In the same "Federally allocated guns for everybody!" piece, after crowing about how he carries a concealed Glock* 43, der Schinkengesicht also wrote this:
"Guns scare me. They make me nervous. I go to a gun range and outdoors to shoot machine guns, but guns in my home and on my person bother me. But they are an instrument — a tool — that I increasingly think every American needs to have and learn how to properly use. I have had to overcome my fear of guns and it is so clear to me now that so many of those who make the loudest arguments against guns have never even tried to buy one."
I've lived my entire life of almost seven decades in what right-wingers deem the scariest place on earth. It has a population 50 times that of Erickson's home town, and more than half of them aren't even white (the fact that makes it so scary to wingnuts). Erickson's right -- I've never tried to buy a gun and I've never fired a machine gun, but I've never lived in such fear that I thought I needed to do either.
PS Cindy Sheehan says "hey!"
*A favorite brand of mass murderers: Omar Mateen (Pulse nightclub), James Holmes (Aurora movie theater), Jared Loughner (Arizona mall parking lot -Gabby Giffords), Dylann Roof (Charleston church), etc., etc. ad nauseam.
"Why wouldn’t it work forever?"
And that's all they've got anyway.